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BS: Punchlines required

Jack the Sailor 02 Aug 11 - 06:45 PM
Smokey. 02 Aug 11 - 07:42 PM
gnu 02 Aug 11 - 07:58 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 02 Aug 11 - 09:41 PM
Jack the Sailor 02 Aug 11 - 09:46 PM
ChanteyLass 03 Aug 11 - 12:31 AM
Jack the Sailor 03 Aug 11 - 08:30 AM
frogprince 03 Aug 11 - 08:40 AM
Jack the Sailor 03 Aug 11 - 08:42 AM
Donuel 03 Aug 11 - 09:35 AM
GUEST,Patsy 03 Aug 11 - 09:49 AM
Jack the Sailor 03 Aug 11 - 09:52 AM
Nigel Parsons 03 Aug 11 - 11:00 AM
Abdul The Bul Bul 03 Aug 11 - 11:13 AM

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Subject: BS: Punchlines required
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 06:45 PM

Little Hawk, Kim Kardasian and Woody Allen are on a desert island....


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Smokey.
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 07:42 PM

No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 07:58 PM

And MAYBE LH might pose an approriate punchline/question like... WTF? Sorry... I just don't see where this is going or why.

Jack me zon, me zon... ahhhh, huh? Prove me wrong. Slick me again with the bullshit artist setup... please. Otherwise, I just don't...


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 09:41 PM

All of Mudcat forms a line...to take turns to punch you!
Well, you asked for a 'punch line'!....and you earned it, too!

Wink!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 09:46 PM

Nah, I got nothing. Its a funny cartoon in my head but that is as far as I can take it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:31 AM

. . . and none of them know who the other two are. (Well, maybe Little Hawk does, but would Woody and Kim know him or each other?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:30 AM

If Kim were under aged he would know her. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:40 AM

That depends on what your definition of "know" is...


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:42 AM

yep, and "would"

He would wood her?


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 09:35 AM

Kim wakes up...
Kim: What's this?
Woody: Oh oh thats thats just some coconut milk that got spilled.
Kim: Where's the coconut?
Woody: I, I, Little Hawk ate it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 09:49 AM

Kim: That's ok I can use the spilt milk as make-up remover, you are so thoughtful Woody.


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 09:52 AM

Kim: What is that fishy smell?
Woody: Well the tide is out.
LH: Yeah, that's it. The tide!


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 11:00 AM

Kim (to L.H.)
Are you feeling woody?
L.H. What do you mean by that question?


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Subject: RE: BS: Punchlines required
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 11:13 AM

Jamaica?
Al


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