BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 01 Oct 11 - 07:22 AM

Recycling used carton of packets of busicuits:

Carton - paper recycling box (collected fortnightly)

cellophane biscuit wrapping - tip out crumbs into food recycling box
(collected weekly)

cellophane - landfil bin (collected fortnightly)

unbelievable!!!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Oct 11 - 05:26 AM

John MacKenzie, no it isn't! It is a practitioner who changes the shape of your head to promote the desired personal characteristics.

Although nowadays, it is more likely to be called road rage.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Oct 11 - 04:30 AM

That's people who have to take their head out of their arse, in order to fart. BTW

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: saulgoldie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 12:07 PM

Good one, Bert. I would like to buy more American made. But the stores don't hardly even carry it no more.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 12:06 PM

Rectocraniologists

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,Bluesman
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 11:26 AM

Do gooders with a plank in their eye.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:52 AM

Yup, agreed, I love my fishing pole from Orvis "an american company since 18 whatever" on the box ... pole made in China

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:44 AM

Whatever happened to jOhn in somewhere or other in the UK? He always started "rubbish" threads. He identified lots of these things.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:29 AM

The box says made in China.

Always ask for made in USA products and when they don't have any, ask if you can pay with Chinese Money.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Sawzaw
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:25 AM

Here ya go:

Go out and buy a box of nails at Home Depot or Lowes or any hardware store.

The box says made in China and the instructions are in Spanish.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 10:06 AM

Trying to read and can't find your reading glasses.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 09:05 AM

Bad libraries. The local library near where we have just moved has lots of Mills and Boon, celeb autobiographies, chic-lit and so on, but no 'classics'. Whether that means Jane Austin, Dostoyevsky, Dickens or Chaucer to you matters not - they don't have it. Not even Shakespeare! There's probably no book in there published more than, oh, twenty years ago.

But a *good* library is something else.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:39 AM

People who make 100th posts !

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: saulgoldie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:24 AM

100! (Yay!)

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: saulgoldie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:23 AM

Oooh, oooh!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:08 AM

Little teeny ants who invade my kitchen, and are so small it's hard to see where they are coming from.

Grocery items which remain the same price, but gradually shrink in size and/or quality.






down here below the line...but:

'Musicians' who, in a song circle of 15-20, feel they need to do every 5th song.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 05:44 AM

Ostrichism

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Gurney
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 02:40 AM

The staples in Playboy.
Any TV programme with '-Got Talent!' in the title.
Tv programmes the use bad grammar in the title.
Self-satisfied TV personalities like Simon Cowell.
Most Soaps.
Some soaps, the ones that make me itch.
Women who bathe in perfume, then sit next to me at mealtime.
Men who don't use deodorant, work hard, and then sit next to me at mealtime.
People who persist in asking questions....
Guitar strings that break.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:49 PM

Ye Gods! Now that is something worth getting upset about! Unbelievable. The people responsible for it should be arrested and charged with high treason. If something is not done about this corrupt dictatorship of the monied elite soon, I think the USA is perhaps on its way to a full-scale revolution...when the have-nots finally can't take it anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:42 PM

The Bush Administration in lame duck session passed a law that required the US Post office to pay in full for all Employees, including employees that have not even been born yet for the next 75 years.... and pay it all to the Treasury in 10 years. ( It was revised from 5 to 10 years)

This has never been done to any agency or business in history.

Why?

So that Billionaires could take over parts of the post office, skimn 18% off the top over 3 years for profit and go bankrupt.

The hostile take over should net Billionaire investors five times their investment and for some make over a trillion dollars.

The current workers would of course lose their pension, 30% of jobs and cost the country more money and dreadful or suspended service.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Joe_F
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 08:46 PM

Esprit d'escalier.

As to "faster than the speed of light", it seems that few people these days are bothered by overlaps or gaps in their diction. Try to convince anyone that you count the people, not count the number of people. Or that temperatures are high & low, not hot & cold.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 06:16 PM

Dan... yeah... Rush is a bum(mer).

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 05:38 PM

Yeah, that's why they call it repartee! It's already parti!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 12:27 PM

Don't worry about that witty commentary, Mrrzy. It'll come back to you in the middle of the night, when you're snug in bed and don't want to get up.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:19 AM

Man, I just had a great post evaporate. It started about how this is such a great thread name for the thread name game - it inevitably heads up a list...

But under MSJSTGUA I added:

The US public school system. *sigh*.

Unpopped popcorn in the microwave bag that would have burned had it been in a nanosecond longer.

The phrase "faster than the speed of light." If I pass someone, I'm faster than THEM. The phrase is, Faster Than Light.

And I had some other witty commentary... which has passed through the sieve that is what used to be my brain.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 09:29 AM

rush lindbaugh gnu

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 09:18 AM

Right, Little Hawk.

I mentioned that I had just visited the Canadian Rockies. We were in spectacular part - Jasper, Banff and Yoho National Parks, where rocks as old as Precambrian have been thrust sideways and uplifted to form incredible mountains.

I came home convinced that I could go on the internet and find explanations for this based on plate tectonics, a science now about 50 years old. But could I? No-o-o-o.

Believe it or not, the Canadian Geologic Survey offers the geologic map of Canada, but it doesn't have the stratigraphic column on it. This is like publishing a map and leaving the numbers off the highways.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 01:22 PM

Paranoia
Cowardice
Jingoism

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 01:13 PM

Dan? "rush"? You can't be serious?!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 12:57 PM

crazy little woman - The reason I started this thread wsa to make fun of a similarly moronic thread that "Guest, josepp" started where he was pointlessly bitching about what a stupid jerkwad sport NFL football is.

I thought his thread deserved to be made fun of, so I started this thread (tongue-in-cheek) to allow people to pointlessly bitch about not just NFL football...but absolutely EVERYTHING! ;-) All in fun, you see. And people have responded heroically. Whether josepp will take away anything useful from this bit of satire is debatable, but it has been fun.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 10:23 AM

Surprised no one said "Rush"

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 10:06 AM

There ya go! When my little brother was four, my mother read him "This is the House that Jack Built." He loved it. You know, the poem that goes:

This is the dog that worried the cat
that killed the rat
That ate the malt
that lay in house that Jack built

etc

Since then I've thought that the rap scene has the mentality of a four-year-old.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 09:45 AM

Gangsta Rap music

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 09:32 AM

"Bill, are you aware of why I started this unquestionably moronic thread?"

I don't know what Bill thinks, but I thought you wanted to chat about pet peeves. Were you looking for a passionate defense of American football?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 12:21 AM

L.H. ... yes

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:43 PM

Bill, are you aware of why I started this unquestionably moronic thread? You know what I had in mind when I did that?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:58 PM

""He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument"" William Shakespeare

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:49 PM

Would you like to come visit me and say that? Or perhaps...well, I thinking of taking a cruise next spring that will visit some places near Blind River, so perhaps I could visit you. I'm sure you'd like that, Shame.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 08:16 PM

LIberries! I been banded from the locle liberry and can't go in there no more cos of a cupple of small uminportant insidents. That is UNFAIR! I protest agenst liberries evyrewhere!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 06:47 PM

CIA

FBI

NSA

NSR

MI5

MI6

SAS

SBS

TSA

Good God! I've listed them in alphabetical order! GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! My library background!!!!!! HELP!!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Joe_F
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 03:34 PM

I have heard that when Playboy became popular, whores had to put staples in their navels to help their customers along.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 02:03 PM

I'd rather see gnu as a naked Playboy centrefold. With a strategically placed staple of course ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:45 PM

"Sarah Palin turning Hugh Hefner down to pose nude fir Playboy..." is number EIGHT?!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:40 AM

Now plastic that is a real jerkwad thing. I swear I bought a candy bar and had to cut it open with sizzors cause I could not tear it open. Drives me nuts ... everything encased in plastic ... I hate the stuff

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:34 AM

I am just pulling yer legs and chuckling as I do it ...
stupid gun talk ... LOL .. now that is jerkwad ... and I know it

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:16 AM

Radio traffic reports, not just at rush hour, but at all times of the day. I know they are often very valuable. And given the traffic around here, necessary. However, they make me tense, and just remind me how rushed and congested life is.

Oh, and the sound of any of a number of yard machines that always seem to be operating when I am trying to relax. And they seem to be at some pitch that is especially annoying, roughly akin to fingernails on a chalkboard.

Oh, wait. Am I taking this thread too seriously? Sorry. Thanks for listening.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 10:41 AM

A grocery chain calling itself Price Chopper where a tiny box of caraway seeds (maybe 2T) costs $4.99.

How is a Czech-based life form supposed to survive?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:20 AM

Tossing the camber.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 07:30 AM

Thought that's why they sold 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 07:26 AM

The stupid little trays of so called sushi sold at Tesco. Hardly enough to feed a pigeon.