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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Sep 11 - 04:57 AM Guns Talk about guns Love of guns Use of guns Glorification of guns The use of the word culture in relation to guns Oxymorons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: RangerSteve Date: 27 Sep 11 - 02:20 AM In convenience stores, where there's a self-serve coffee area, there are always cartons of cream, milk, and artificial creamers. Hardly anyone ever pours that stuff into their coffee and then closes the container. It takes only a fraction of a second to close it, but no one seems to have the time. I assume those people didn't have mothers, or they'd hear a voice yelling "CLOSE THE CONTAINER!!!". |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:21 AM Screw this bullet shit. A Louisville slugger and a kneecap. Don't leave home without it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 11:17 PM The level of jerkwadiness around here is becoming truly frightening! |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: olddude Date: 26 Sep 11 - 10:24 PM more stupid gun talk from olddude and rap ... added to the jerkwad thread :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: olddude Date: 26 Sep 11 - 10:19 PM Not true Rap. The 30 cal hits with so much force that most wounds punch straight through lessen the kill rate. .223 hits at such velocity that fragments and rattles around tearing stuff up. It also follows bone structures .. a shot in the leg can come out ya head |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 09:54 PM "3. Bubba... 4. Bubba's relatives..." Reality programs about Bubba's relatives....☺ I saw 2 more programs about your cousins last week, Bobert. My goodness! |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 11 - 09:38 PM Shooting someone three times when one better round would do. The US military, who think that one size fits all for everything. The US military. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,saulgoldie Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:40 PM That was me, sans cookie. Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Joe_F Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:39 PM Promotion Mass entertainment Fashion Drug laws Ethnic pest zones Amoral familism |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:16 PM People walking, talking on cell phones walking into me and getting upset with ME for not getting out of their way, when they don't even know where they are going! Hell, *most* cellphone behaviour. Cellphones give people a whole new area of possible rude behaviours. Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: olddude Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:07 PM You don't like the .223 ?? what is that about you old army guy .. it is fast, hard hitting and ya can carry three times as much ammo as the 1906 30 Cal |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bobert Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:57 PM How much time ya'll got??? Some old, some new: 1. Womenz who ain't gotta a clue they are going to be asked to pay for their groceries at the check out lane... 2. Old people in gold colored Buicks who drive 10 mph under the speed limit in the hammer lane... 3. Bubba... 4. Bubba's relatives... 5. People who dismiss man made global warming as, "just the sciencey stuff"... 6. Pennies 7. Meany bees who are more interested in biting yer ass than going out being bees... 8. Sarah Palin turning High Hefner down to pose nude fir Playboy... 9. Religious people who think God hates us and is out to get us... 10. Knotheads... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:30 PM ...scholars |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:21 PM I thought a blivet was ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:17 PM ...and to follow up on Rap's list, here's details for a 3-pronged Blivet assembly. It's good to know there's some stuff that's not stupid, jerkwad trivia, but just good engineering! |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:12 PM Ok... Michele Bachmann it is....until they get Christie to run. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:04 PM All areas of human endeavor are rife with jerkwadness, except fishing. Fishing is never jerkwad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Amos Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:53 PM Nobody--least of all a bloody-minded BookMeister from Pocatello--gets to trade San Diego for anything. Except maybe all of Maui. As for the petulant pettifoggery which the puerile sometimes mistake for edification or erudition, it is only the miasmic meandering of misbegotten miscreants, hangers-on and microcephalic ne'er-do-wells, and worth no mind. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: gnu Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:49 PM I'll up one Randy Bachman and call. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:14 PM You're trading Michelle Bachmann to BillD? What do you get in return? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:11 PM Send me your collard greens, your anchovies, your olives--green, black or brown. Someday I'm gonna meet the people who stuff the red things in those fancy green olives. OK, Bill, here's the deal: Michele Bachmann. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:58 PM Anchovies. Olives. (green or black) |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:35 PM Collard greens. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:34 PM Amos may object to your last choice, but................................ If we're going to include cities/towns. may I add Blackpool. Soccer Proselytising Collared Doves. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:15 PM Chongo Niobium P-N junctions Blivets Blivet trivets Polyangular multidimensional rhomboids Wavicles San Diego |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:03 PM Yeah, sure. I get a lot from that too. Want me to elaborate? ;-) The only thing Bob's written that leaves me shaking my head and asking "why?" is most of the text of "Tarantula"...although it has a few good parts here and there floating in a general sea of near-incomprehensibility. I think he was beginning to just go through the motions when he did that piece of writing, probably because he had signed the contract, therefore needed to finish the book. Chongo's written far better stuff than that. One day I hope it will get published. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:57 PM OK try this for gnomic John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looked up at his hero the Commander in Chief And said, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief. Is there a hole I can be sick in?" The Commander answered him chasing a fly, Saying "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" Then dropping a barbell, he pointed to the sky, Saying, "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken" Robert F Zimmerman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:52 PM You're just not trying hard enough. I get a lot from those Lewis Carrol lines you quoted. It's quite evident (in a general sense) what he is talking about. You are probably also confounded by, "The motorcycle black madonna two-wheeled gypsy queen and her silver studded phantom cause the grey flannel dwarf to scream, as he weeps to wicked birds of prey who pick up on his bread crumb sins, and there are no sins inside the Gates of Eden" ................. aren't you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:44 PM Twas brillig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabes. Cmon, Bush, Palin,Dan Quayle? They're all beginners compared to Lewis Carroll. Up with that, I will not put. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:42 PM Palin gets you Christine O'Donnell (she who is not a witch) |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:42 PM leeneia - Ha! Ha! Ha! "Male pride prevents him from saying that"????? Geez! Whaddya take me for? Well, you made me laugh, and that's good. I can't take much Sinatra either. About 30 seconds of Frank and I'm ready for a new venue. That's manageable in an elevator, but hopeless in a restaurant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Sep 11 - 04:11 PM OK. I know when I'm beat. Forget Bush. Palin? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 03:58 PM 999..if you begin quoting G Bush, I will begin quoting Dan Quale! |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Sep 11 - 02:35 PM leeneia, you were in the wrong part of the Rockies. You were in one of the tourist traps. We know better than to go there. ############################### How trendy IS it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: olddude Date: 26 Sep 11 - 02:32 PM A Jell-o thread again .. good grief will it never end ... Is that what we are talking about ... maybe crows that eat yer pet froggy |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Ed T Date: 26 Sep 11 - 02:21 PM Starbucks = $14.43 for a trendy confectionary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 26 Sep 11 - 02:18 PM Enough of the metastatements! Let us return to the premise of the OP: "Post here with the stupid jerkwad stuff that REALLY upsets you..." Though of course we all know that we aren't supposed to post anything tragic or heartbreaking which truly upsets us. A person who is insightful rather than merely erudite knows that Little Hawk just wants someone to talk to for a while. Naturally male pride prevents him from saying that, so he uses pseudo-tough language like "stupid jerkwad stuff." I shouldn't have to explain this. But wait, a lot of you are merely males yourselves. Forget I said that. I've already contributed Frank Sinatra in restaurants. Here's another to get you going in the right direction: Affluant people who go on vacation with small children that they don't know how to take care of. (Because a hired person usually does it.) I've just been to the Canadian Rockies and seen several examples. Taking your 3-year-old to a region of big boulders and high cliffs? Expecting your 4-year-old to consume balsamic vinegar (black, sour and runny)? Allowing your 2-year-old to emit hoarse, gutteral screams which actually hurt others' (i.e. my) ears? Give me a break! |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: gnu Date: 26 Sep 11 - 01:52 PM 9... they worship the ancient goddess Eruditey. I do too. She's got nice |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Sep 11 - 01:19 PM If you guys do NOT start speaking English, I will begin to quote George Bush. I like the flash card idea though, eh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 01:17 PM Huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 11 - 01:13 PM I love Frank Sinatra, I have about 25 CD's of his stuff. Wanna come round for coffee? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: gnu Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:53 PM Dr. Phil. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: olddude Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:46 PM I don't understand the question .. I am so confused ... wait ... I have to watch Dr. Phil for the answer or even the question |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:44 PM I do note the superfluous* letter. *supernumerary or supererogatory |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:39 PM True. But it is so difficult to eschew obfuscation. Without at least a little daily obfuscation to flavour* the tea, ennui sets in. *(note Canadian spelling) |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:35 PM It would be better if Amos & LH would eschew obfuscation. All that intransegent, polysyllabic bombast undermines the inherent nature of these placid environs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: BTNG Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:24 PM *works on a set of flash cards, with lots of pictures so GUEST,999 can understand what's going on* |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:23 PM You have to hang around with the intelligentsia at places like Starbucks for several months to master the exquisite levels of pompous bafflegab and preferential bullroar that Amos and I deal in, 999. Do you have a Starbucks anywhere nearby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Sep 11 - 12:16 PM I wish you two would speak English! |
