Lyr Add: Mohair Sam (Charlie Rich) + parody

Subject: Lyr Add: NO-HAIR SAM (Homer & Jethro)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 08 Oct 11 - 10:19 AM

I transcribed this from a file found at WFMU. (Click for an MP3.)


NO-HAIR SAM
As sung by Homer & Jethro

Who is the cat with a head like-a Mister Clean?
He ain't got a hair growin' there; that's what I mean.
Who's got the finest head of skin what am?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.

He never wears a wig upon his head to cover up that spot,
'Cause you wouldn't buy a top for a convertible when the motor's shot.
Who has to carry his head-roof around in his hand?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.

Sammy says that grass'll never grow upon a busy street.
I reckon that the reason is it can't get through the concrete.
Who's got the squarest barest head what am?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.

Subject: Lyr Add: MOHAIR SAM (Dallas Frazier)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 08 Oct 11 - 10:16 AM

Lyrics may be found at several places on the Internet, but I have checked these against a recording at Spotify:


MOHAIR SAM
Written by Dallas Frazier
As recorded by Charlie Rich, 1965, from "The Essential Charlie Rich"

Who is the hippest, that's happ'nin' all over town,
Tearin' up the chicks with the message that he lays down?
Who is the coolest guy that is what am?
Fast-talkin', slow-walkin', good-lookin' Mohair Sam.

Chicks all makin' reservations for his lovin' so fine.
Screamin' an' a-faintin', he's got 'em all a-waitin' in line.
Who is the coolest guy that is what am?
Fast-talkin', slow-walkin', good-lookin' Mohair Sam.

REPEAT LAST VERSE
Fast-talkin', slow-walkin', good-lookin' Mohair Sam. [REPEAT AND FADE]