BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:25 AM

Ohhhh.....my achin' head! It feels like the world ended. I shoulda stopped after the 38th shooter...I am dyin' here, folks, dyin'. Ohhhh...my achin' head...

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:38 AM

You'll probably feel even worse tomorrow, Chongo. ;-)

The world has not ended. Not by a long shot. It's 1:37 here. Poor Mr Camping is in for a world of embarrassment. He's going to have to again revise his calculations, but I trust he is not ready to throw in the towel quite yet.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:47 AM

I don't thing these folks are capable of being embarrassed. He'll undoubtedly be back.

'Course, we've got 12/21/12 to look forward to.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BanjoRay
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:00 AM

Of course Mr Camping will have been working on the old Julian calender as (I presume) used in the bible - so we've got another 12 days to go......

Ray

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:07 PM

Shit! I comPLETEly forgot about it. What happened anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 02:08 PM

I'm looking outside right now. Everything seems pretty much the same.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 04:41 PM

Orillia has been spared? Thank goodness! Wait... yer not cookin weiners are you?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:07 PM

They had a big fire in the downtown this morning! I heard about it when I went to the Viet-Thai restaurant this afternoon. Some old buildings that were right back of the LCBO (for non-Canadians...that is the liquor store) caught fire and burnt down...but desperate countermeasures by the fire department managed to prevent the LCBO itself from burning down along with them.

Whew! For this town that would have been the end of the world. Specially on a Saturday, eh?

The LCBO did not burn, but it has lost its electrical power for the moment, so it's closed until that gets fixed. People are...like...in a state of shock, eh? Damn good thing there's another LCBO in this town over by the Zehr's Plaza.

Yup. The world as we know it almost flippin' ended.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM

Liquor Control Board of Ontario for non-Uppity Canadians. Not all Canucks have been to Ontario, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 07:07 PM

Get out, man! You cannot flippin' even call yerself a Canadian if you ain't been to Ontario! Flip me. Them people who live in this country and say they ain't never been to Ontario are only like, well they are maybe like half citizens, eh? If that. Like the flippin' Newfies. Know waht I mean? Sayin' you ain't been to Ontario is like sayin' you don't drink beer and you never been to Tim Hortons! It just ain't flippin' beleevable.

- Shane

p.s. Don Cherry would not even talk to a person who says they ain't been to Ontario. Trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 10:35 PM

Well, Atlantic Canada built Ontario with our timber and coal and beaver pelts and fish so you Uppity Canucks should bow down and kiss our collective ass. History don't matter shit to you? Fairweather friends? Fine. When we get the gas and the hydro in a few years, we'll chat about about old times. We might even take over Ontario and rename it. I tend toward "gnufoundland".

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:41 PM

I was raptured. Honest.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:49 PM

Heck, I've been to Ontario and I'm not even Canadian!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:53 PM

I've been to Niagara Falls ~ the Canadian side.

Does that count?

~M~

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 03:29 PM

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we at Family Radio have been directed to not talk to the media or the press," Harold Camping's daughter Susan Espinoza told the Associated Press Friday.

- Long Island Press

'ardly surprising really; is it? specially when you'm been made to look a proper charlie.....again

God must really dislike old Harold!!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 04:56 PM

Tlak about miscommunication. Scroll down on the Long Island Press page and fine the announcement that Neil Young died.
My firct concern was for Spaw. The I discovered it is a different Neil Young. Another false alarm.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 05:17 PM

apparently Twitter has been awash with death roumours , Will Smith and Adman Sandler among others... and I did not know that Neil Young used to play for Manchester City

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: TheFamousEccles
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 05:32 PM

Harold Camping suffered a stroke this summer. Maybe God is saying:

Shut the **** up. You know nothing.