BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: skarpi
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 02:37 PM

happy birthday ...late I know ...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Becca72
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 02:12 PM

I shall consider myself lucky that the only issue I have is when I slack off on my box-cleaning duties, Mikey will take it out on my bathmat. Good thing they're cheap and easy to replace!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 12:51 PM

Nice idea, Becca, but Freddie would pee on the seat and Alice would refuse to flush. Besides they find the sink more convenient.
Horrible beasts.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:39 PM

Hahahahahaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:29 PM

Keep your guitar case shut!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:15 PM

All the more reason for a restraint system.

And, you cut back on the wine? I just got this in an e... "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: ranger1
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:08 PM

I can see Mary's cats falling over laughing now...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:46 AM

Sins,

Out shopping with my sister last weekend I found a kit @ Home Goods that claims it would teach your (or mine or anyone's) cat to use the toilet in just 3 easy steps. I'll go halfsies with ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:09 AM

Thank you for suggesting that,gnu, but since I cut back on the wine I am capable of remaining fully seated as required.



Just what I need - a lapper crapper restraint system. Although I wonder if it could be customized for Alice????

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: DebC
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 11:21 PM

Awww...man. I missed it! I hope you had a great day Ms. Mary. Much love to you from Deb (who is hanging with her sister in Idaho whose birthday is also on the 24th!)

Deb

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Cuilionn
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:26 PM

More merry belateds from me! Birthday blessings and a deep appreciative curtsy to the Queen of Trad... thank you for all the music and connections you make possible.

--Cuilionn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: bradfordian
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 05:52 PM

Belated birthday greetings from me2.

Hey, how about we now start living life backwards?

Brad.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 04:38 PM

Did you send one to SINS for her Bday? I mean, ya can write it off ya cheap bastard. Get yer shit together eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 04:13 PM

What am I ON?

Well for one, I am ON the john safely since installing the Lapper Crapper Restraint System. I also have taken over manufacturing and distribution rights for the product and hope to soon have an updated Blue Ribbon model with an added airbag feature. We had great success with the Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner and the Gordon Bok Fan and we expect this to go even better.

This device is now available from Fly-By-Night Industries, one of America's Foremost Manufacturers. We have been manufacturing Foremost for years and now also have the new and larger Fivemost available. All of our products come with a money back guarantee. Simply return the unused portion of the product and we will return the unused portion of your money.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Irene M
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 02:48 PM

What the hell is Spaw on?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:00 AM

Oops- I'm late, too- so, happy birthWEEK, and hope I get to see you again before too long!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Allan C.
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 06:24 AM

Holy crap! Every freaking year its the same blessed thing: another damn birthday for Mary! Its getting old, I tell you!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: gnu
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 09:00 PM

I hope not T. I would miss you.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 08:32 PM

I must be Dead !! Birthday greeetings from the Late Leadfingers !!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: ranger1
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 08:23 PM

Happy belated, Mary!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:53 PM

Scared the hell out of those two kids???? Not the crap?
Just thought I'd ask.

TY Irene.




SIGH!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Irene M
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 01:16 PM

Belated happy birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 12:19 PM

Sorry to be late to the party but I was taking an extended crap. Have you noticed that as you age your defecation times can sometimes also be a part of your sleep cycle? If this is happening to you, I would suggest the latest Senior Citizen aid right along with those weird ass bath tubs with doors. The OSHA approved and AARP recommended "LCR" (Lap Crap Restraint), often called the Lapper Crapper, can prevent a rude awakening on the bathroom floor. Get the model with the optional shoulder restraint.

Cletus' company, Crappers on Casters, has installed them in all of their portapotties with excellent results. They often have to set up there units on very unlevel ground and the belts have served them well. No more complaints from people being thrown out the door during a good healthy shit simply because they released their grip on the wall bar. One particularly rotund lady with a large firebox actually did a complete somersault as she crashed through the door and then slid down the hill face first with her ass bouncing high in the air. Quite a sight...........scared the hell out of two kids playing hopscotch on the shuffleboard court at the foot of the hill.

Happy Birthday!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: bfdk
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 04:10 AM

So sorry I missed this till now. Glad to hear you had a great day. Belated Happy Birthday from this side of the pond.

And a big hug!

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: KT
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 03:38 AM

Raisin' a glass to you, SINS! It's still your birthday, here! Glad your day was lovely. May the celebration continue! Many happies in the coming year! KT

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 02:14 AM

Happy birthday, MudGoddess!

x freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 12:51 AM

Happy day Sins!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 12:00 AM

Morgan sends his Happy Birthdays to Auntie Sins, too! Just talked to him about an hour ago.

luvya

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: open mike
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 11:49 PM

Mary..I have happy memories of the presents you have shared...the bluebird of happiness and the lobster. May happiness come to you
many time over!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Janie
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:48 PM

Oh my, my most darlin' Mary. You are such a remarkable and amazing person. The world is a much better place for having you in it. Most definitely, live long and die happy.

Much love,

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:18 PM

Good answer, Sins... That's my story, too... Them left handed cigarettes had a special way of erasing lots of stuff...

Ahhhh, what was I talkin' about???

BTW, I want to work where you work... I mean, wine with your breakfast??? Sheet fire, girl...

Never mind all that... You are a sweetie, Sins, and I hope the rest of the day - you know, after the wine and omlet brakfast - was a good 'un...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:02 PM

Had a lovely day. Treated to both breakfast and lunch at work along with some fairly expensive wine and some lovely cards. Lots of calls and cards from the family including a "Happy Birthday" from my grandniece Hailey who does not speak due to autism. A very special day.
Thank you all.
Mary SINS

PS It may be all the funny cigarettes but I have no recollection of Bobert in my college days. M

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:02 PM

birthday greetings from across the big pond

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 09:26 PM

I don't remember college... How I got two degrees is well beyond my cognizant abilities to grasp...

Heck, I don't even remember those "lots of girls"... Okay, one or two...

No matter... This is Sins day and she'll be more than happy to tell ya' that she wasn't one of those "lots of girls"... Right, Sins??? Sins???

SINS??? Was that you???

Sheet fire!!! My how time flies...

So better just make it a great birthday!!!

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 09:15 PM

Happy birthday! I've sent a lot of belated wishes recently and am glad I got to this thread before midnight!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 08:35 PM

If you trust Bobert...well, lots of girls did during his time in college...but I'm a gentleman and won't spread tales.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 08:17 PM

SINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What??? 30??? 31??? Okay... 29???

Hope it's a good 'un and if it is 30 then I want you to know that I still will trust you...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: LilyFestre
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 08:07 PM

Hey Auntie SINS!!

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

XOXOXOXOXO

Michelle, Pete & Jeremiah

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 07:50 PM

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
Out! Out! brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
Who struts and frets his time upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
'Tis but a tale told by an idiot
Full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Happy birthday....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 07:37 PM

"I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!"

Happy Natal Day, MariGold!! May you have many, many more, all happy and prosperous in all ways. Thanks for being here!

luvyabunchesMs.Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Tinker
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 06:53 PM

Oh Happy days and many more to come.... See you before the next one comes around.

Tinker

Evil Sisterhood
Mid-Atlantic Division

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: gnu
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 06:17 PM

Soooo... what culinary delight was accompanied by the present of vino for your celebratory repast, SINS? Inflatable lobster? Perhaps Kendall's famous clam chowdah oha Yankee Pot Roast? More grape?... I hope.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Genie
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 05:57 PM

Happy birthday, Mary, and many happy returns.
Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: My guru always said
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 05:20 PM

Many Happies SINS Dear, for Today, Tomorrow & ALL your days!
Hils *raising a glass of sherry in your general direction*

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SussexCarole
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 04:59 PM

Happy Birthday Sins from us both.

Hugs    Carole & Andrew xxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 03:26 PM

Happy Birthday, Sins.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: ClaireBear
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 01:33 PM

Wish I could have stood outside your window this morning and yodeled you a jaunty birthday tune. (Bit then I'd have had to ask Jacqui to swing by and retrieve me, because you prolly wouldn't have let me in after the yodeling.)

Memories...hope to see you next year. Have the happiest birthday imaginable, and joy (and whatever else you want) in abundance throughout the year to come.

Claire (west coast sister)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 01:16 PM

You make sure you do stick around for a few more decades, too.
Many happy returns O Portland shepherdess.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 12:14 PM

Thank you all. The cake was an odd shade of grey created by the bleeding together of red and blue icing. Quite up to par on grossness.
My festival weekend was a lot of fun. Got a bottle of wine at work, a breakfast bagel and lots of well wishes.
"When I'm 64" isn't so bad.
I think I'll stick around for a few more decades.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 11:53 AM

Happy Birthday, Mary!!