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BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan

bobad 02 Nov 11 - 01:44 PM
Cats 02 Nov 11 - 02:57 PM
GUEST,999 02 Nov 11 - 03:12 PM
Bill D 02 Nov 11 - 03:15 PM
terrier 02 Nov 11 - 03:39 PM
gnu 02 Nov 11 - 03:42 PM
Don Firth 02 Nov 11 - 03:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Nov 11 - 04:43 PM
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Bill D 02 Nov 11 - 05:43 PM
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Subject: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: bobad
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 01:44 PM

They call it the face of testicular pain.

Doctors Gregory Roberts and Naji Touma at Queen's University in Kingston, Ont., have spotted what looks like the face of a screaming man in an ultrasound of a testicular tumour.

The startling image jumped out at them while scrolling through scans of a 45-year-old patient suffering from severe testicular pain.

The picture went viral after it was published in the journal Urology and it's been compared to sightings of the Virgin Mary on toast or grilled cheese sandwiches.

In the journal, the doctors say they debated "whether the image could have been a sign from a deity" -- notably the Egyptian god of virility -- but quickly dismiss it as a coincidence.

In the end, the patient decided to have the testicle removed and the tumour turned out to be benign.

CBC News


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Cats
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 02:57 PM

Spooky


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:12 PM

They found some faces in the deli, too. This IS getting spooky.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:15 PM

So? I just turned a wooden bowl, and found the head of a bird in a grain pattern in the bottom. My wife says it looks exactly like the face of a baby owl. 'Recognizable' patterns and images are everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: terrier
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:39 PM

I just looked at the palms of my hands and they're criss crossed with lines, I think it may be a message from the other side, I'll check again tomorrow!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:42 PM

As long as there ain't no hair there terrier.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Don Firth
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 03:49 PM

I am Rorschached!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 04:43 PM

That image doesn't look like a screaming man to me. It looks more like a man looking up at someone about to jump from a 12th froor balcony.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 04:49 PM

Or a man who has just been told he is gonna hafta have a nut cut off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 05:23 PM

It's this guy, but how'd he get IN there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Jeri
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 05:35 PM

What was that s'posed to be?


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 11 - 05:43 PM

Jeri... you have to C&P that address, or it defaults to some other page.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Charley Noble
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 11:12 AM

I was thinking of posting this nutty image but then I thought someone would surely beat me to it.

Maybe this image would make a great advertising logo for a new "Peanut Man" campaign.

Charley Ignoble


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 12:01 PM

Our course of action is quite obvious, fellow 'Catters:

This calls for a song!

C'mon, folks, what are you waiting for? Time to grow a pair and start writing!

Jay


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 12:38 PM

T'was on November third I saw
The picture of a trappED man
With signs of horror on his face
For he was doomed to fall from grace
And never more be scratched by hand


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Jeri
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 12:51 PM

There is a vas deferens between a testicle and a screaming man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 01:03 PM

Jeri: groan

The 'spookiest' image of this kind that I have seen was on the face of a glacier several years ago. It looked precisely like an Eskimo man wearing a seal gut parka. His expression was/is weary, and perhaps, dead. I went back two weeks later and it was long gone, wiped off by glacier calving.

I have a photo of it. I labeled it 'Spirit of South Sawyer.' I still haven't quite come to terms with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Silas
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 01:37 PM

This look like bollocks to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 01:57 PM

OMG it is the reincarnation of Jerry Falwell !!!!
Bizarre heavenly reward don;t you think?
I guess he wasn't as tight with God as he thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Charley Noble
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:56 PM

Jeri-

Excellent point!

Perhaps we could work up some new verses from this old chestnut:

Now they were large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead;
With a dextrous twist of his muscular wrist
He could sling them right over his head,
For they were large balls --
Balls as heavy as lead.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 07:38 PM

T'was on November fourth I heard
The voice of yon said trappED man
Who danglED like he was lost
But never once did he accost
The surgeon who disLODGed him


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 07:42 PM

Time for a chorus soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 03:53 PM

T'was on November fifth I felt
The pain of parting on the morrow
When RIPPed from the scrotal sac
I'll leave my partner hanging back
In loneliness and sorrow


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 06:34 PM

I had to look it up, Jeri, but that was a classic pun. Well done indeed :-)

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:09 PM

I noticed just the other day that a large turd had a face in it that looked like the old Quaker oats guy! That was completely natural (so to speak) and I just flushed the whole thing................


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 10:28 AM

Nothing to believe in here, Move along.

Atheist Toast


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 10:40 AM

T'was on November sixth I vow
A shiver ran-ned up my spine
It tumb-bled-down and there it sat
A testicule without its wrap
Once willing, now, his health declined


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 11:04 AM

And now to the moral of this tale,
After the ball is o'er, we must still prevail!
Let us not mourn or be bereft,
But raise a glass to the one that's left.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: GUEST,999
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 11:16 AM

Face in the Nut by Charley Noble and 999


T'was on November third I saw
The picture of a TRAP-ed man
With signs of horror on his face
For he was doomed to fall from grace
And never more be scratched by hand

T'was on November fourth I felt
The pain of parting on the morrow
When RIPped from the scrotal sac
I'll leave my partner hanging back
In loneliness and sorrow

[Music interlude: bodhran and border pipes imitating a strangulated hernia]

T'was on November fifth I heard
The voice of yon said TRAPped man
Who dangle-ed like he was lost
And never once did he accost
The surgeon who dis-LODGE-ed him

T'was on November sixth I vow
A shiver ran-ned up my spine
It tumb-bled-down and there it sat
A testicule without its wrap
Once willing, now, his health declined

[Silent pause]

And now to the moral of this tale,
After the ball is o'er, we must still prevail!
Let us not mourn or be bereft,
But raise a glass to the one that's left.

The End


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 04:32 PM

999-

Excellent!

Now, the surgeon was head to say "Is this the right ball?"

"No," replied the nurse, "It's the one on the left."

So hopefully they left the right one in...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 09:16 PM

Laddly fol the deeeee.... that sings quite well to the tune of The Jug of Punch with some additions and subtractions for scan. Well done lads!

Yes, a few. Why do you ask? You oughta know better by now.

But I'll raise a glass to the one that's left... laddly fol the deeeee... diddly I the diddle diddle dum dum deeeee.

I LIKE it!


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