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Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party

alison 30 Sep 99 - 04:19 AM
Roger the skiffler 30 Sep 99 - 04:28 AM
Larry B. 30 Sep 99 - 10:27 AM
Roger the skiffler 30 Sep 99 - 10:51 AM
MMario 30 Sep 99 - 10:52 AM
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Subject: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: alison
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:19 AM

3 years eh? Quick LEJ get that banner up its nearly time(well it is in Australia *grin*). I see Art is over in the corner blowing up those weird shaped balloons of his... and speaking of blowing up.. I see 'Spaw is practising how to play "Happy Birthday" on the possum... or at least I think that's what he's doing......

so what time do the guests start to arrive???? and who is making the cake?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:28 AM

Party, eh? Come on 'Spaw, 'fess up, was it you broke into my cubicle at the Centre? As a penance I'll join you on kazoo for a duet on "Happy Birthday", unless this thing from Vibrasonic is a musical instrument. How do I play it?
WHAT?>

You're kidding? and it makes a better noise than my kazoo?
Well I better open up the seven star as it's a special occasion
Chronia Polla!
RtS


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Larry B.
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 10:27 AM

OH BOY, A PARTY! For me?......Oh, three years, huh? Anybody need a hand with the decorations?

Maybe this crowd can sing "Happy Birthday" right; Seems any time I hear it sung at a party, everyone slows down to try to match the other people's timing, and it comes out sounding like a dirge.

Hey! Who took the last cup and didn't make more coffee!....While this is brewing, I'll slip over to the office and get some confetti from the shredder.

LB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 10:51 AM

Thread creep warning (in the Tavern?). While on my recent sojourn on Samos it was St Stavros day so everyone called Stavros had a nameday. We were on a beach with a Dutch family who had two young children and had got to know a local fisherman who was called Stavros. When his boat beached, the parents pushed the children forward and they went up to the boat and sang "Happy Birthday" in English! Slightly surreal mix but it worked! Stavros much touched, free fish for the family, who shared a lager or two with the fisherman (not the children of course!).
Any way, party on guys!
The conga line starts over by the jello pit, pass me one of those flamingo legs, love the coating, not Col Sa**ers, more Col Parker- King Creole sauce with added sequins, guitar-pickin' good, very more-ish (Scotty Moore-ish).
Now I've got the verses, anyone want to hear me do "Last Train to San Fernando"?
You do?
Oh, you want me to take it not sing it.
Well it was worth a try, I'll add my kazoo accompanyment if Wolfgang will sing it with Bert & Steve P.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 10:52 AM

I've got the barbecue pit going - two in fact, one for grilled veggies and one for meat....and a pit oven for the clambake. Just got that covered up, should be done in about 3 hours....just pull the cover off and help yourelf to lobster, etc if I'm not around then...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: WyoWoman
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 10:53 AM

Who gets to jump out of the cake?

ww


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 10:57 AM

I heard Fluffy Mound was booked to appear, so I hope it's a big cake. But maybe Koko will be jealous.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Larry B.
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 11:08 AM

I heard Fluffy might not appear at all; there was some debate about where you cme out of a catfish-shaped cake.

LB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 11:13 AM

I heard she didn't care where she came from as long as she came first.[get Uncle 'Spaw to explain this to you, children, now run away and play while we wrinklies party].


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Max
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 11:49 AM

I came to make sure the decorations match my dress, um, I mean Tuxedo. Light blue with ruffles and white patent leather shoes. I volunteer to jump out of the cake, but Big Mick's gonna jump out of a giant vat of black vile stuff. Where's my tiara, um, I mean crown. This is gonna be great. Let me see if I can add a feature for the festivities.

It wasn't as hard to give birth to as it is to raise. This three year old of mine sure has a mind of her own, and a temper, sense of humor, opinion... Well, at least she's house trained.

Hey, everyone's got to kiss the catfish on their way in the door. On the lips.

Mud is thicker than black vile stuff.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 11:52 AM

Max, you gotta dress up as a mudcat and jump out of a banjo shaped cake,just like the logo! But, pal, seriously, ditch the tiara, kills the perm!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: T in Oklahoma
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 12:05 PM

We can't sing "Happy Birthday" unless this joint has an ASCAP license.

Once the sun gets over the yardarm I'll want a stiff one. Blockade, if you have it.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 12:13 PM

With all these so called songwriters around it's about time we had our own bloody birthday song. Gimme a Lord Chesterfield it's ten past beer time.

T in Oklahoma, hmmm, strange handle, hmmm, I think you've got too many spaces in your name. You're really the Tin Man!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 12:24 PM

We could always sing the "Volga Birthday Dirge" - that's in the DT, right?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 01:47 PM

Uh, Ms. alison? Catspaw done sed fer me an Paw an the Reg boyz ta bring thizzeer stuff over fer the party. Heez got alotta things ta do taday an seeuns as whut we got the pickup an all, he ast us ta do it. Kin we jez set it over here? Thairz an awful lot a whut he callz Mudcat Bullshit in them boxes so he give usns a paper soaz we cud be shur we brung it all. He sez as how Mario and that Ziff fella ar both right fine at organizin and checkin and calculatin an the like, they wuz to check it in fer us. Paw an me jes got back from the "Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed" whair we saw that Bert guy in the new "James Taylor Chronically Bland Rehab Wing." Paw an me both feel reeeel bad about Mr. Leej servin him up that dew we brewed in the Peterbilt radiator. He wuz tryin ta pass it off like he had the flu, but we saw SusanA-R luggin him down the street las week an found out from Catspaw whut happint. Anywayz, heerz the list...............

************* **************** **************** *********

#################### MUDCAT BULLSHIT ##################

10 Shares of stock in the "Fielding Implosive Pedro Guitar Corp.
1 well worn Tiple from the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed
6 Garden Faeries from Kat & Catspaw's litterbox garden.
1 Banjo with a dead catfish rotting in it.
3 gross of blue clicky things
1 case lime Jell-O
1 License allowing the usage of the word "FOCK" by any member
1 Group Membership in the Christian Deer Hunter's Assoc.
1 thong with small codpiece attached to a 5lb. bag of spuds.
1 Father Joebro approved "Mudcat Confessional Booth"
5 Assorted Roscoes and Heaters once owned by Blake Madison
8 Skids loaded with "Thread Creep Spray"
1 Promotion notice for Banj from Incredible Dumbass to General F****P
2 extra Telecasters for the Waylon Heron
1 5lb. loaf of scrapple
1 2oz. packet of grits
1 Certificate naming bbc Mother of the Year
1 Thank You note from Cleigh O'Possum to bbc for inclusion in "Resources"
6 Dragonflies for Jeri's hooters
1 Embarrassing photo of Jeri with clams
1 Annotated copy of "Cletus,Paw,Buford,and the Reg Boys"
1 Photo Album of Cleigh (motel check-in,hot tub,ass blown,etc.)
1 Tiny roof sculpture with broken dick, labeled "Little Stone Putz"
12 Copies of "Art's Puns that Really Bite"
3 dozen Art Thieme approved condoms
1 Dental Dam...found by Father Joebro
9 warped harps played by Alice in the shower
1 copy of "Memory Loss and YOU"-lost by Bert 531 times
1 lamarca flamingo to replace the one eaten by Mian
6 Photos from Helen's nude wedding
1 copy-"What the Fock?"-plain English translation of Peter T's writings
6 hamsters from Bill D's old computer power pack
9 Bezillion words on the meaning of "Folk Music"
1 Locator Chart for the Paton Collection-compiled by Rick Fielding
9 dozen chat room #'s where alison can supposedly be found
1 Soundhole from a Larrivee sold to Cletus & Paw by Sandy
1 used pair of fishnet tights, with fart igniter, from El Swanno
1 videotape of Seed chomping on bamboo shoots & singing "Small World"
1 videotape of the Mudcat Exotic Dancers
9 million copies of Dick and Susan's "DO IT THIS WAY DAMMIT"
1 pinhead listing all of catspaw's "worthwhile" postings
2 blown 330 Mercruisers from annap's kayaks
1 copy of "Complete Guide to Wacko Meals" by SusanA-R
1 Large pot of WyoWoman's Santa Fe Green Chile Grits
1 Pot of Big RiB's Puddin' and Hominy
1 box of possum clay from Barb Blessings
1 Award Winning Shantey from Margarita
1 blanket apology to all from Spaw
1 Giant "THANX" to Max,attached to a pair of Ohio State underwear

...and finally.................

1 - 18 story library containing all the words and feelings I can never get out for the friendship, humor, compassion, caring, and love that this place and its denizens have given me and my family. Better than anyone, I know the power of the 'Cat and the warmth, healing, and love it provides.--Spaw

############# *********************** ###################

So ifn thaz all of it, me an Paw an the boys will be goin now. We're gittin reddy for deer huntin an ice fishin an hope to start our guide service right soon. Weed be tickult ifn any of yall whut got them spensive instermints wud bring em along if you come with us.

CLETUS


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Max
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:12 PM

Could you make that Penn State Underwear?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:36 PM

Hi, alison and all. I'm not much of a drinker, but I need some distraction to raise my spirits... so I'll join this crazy party. My significant other suddenly took a job and moved to another state - this is real, not virtual, folks, - and I had to pry it out of him... he didn't have the guts to tell me about it until I sat him down and asked him what was going on. So, well, there went my tango partner.

Sing me a song, someone, I need cheering up!!

alice


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:39 PM

Well Max,like you,I don't particularly care for football anymore, but here in central Ohio, Michigan and Penn State underwear sell well to those Buckeye fans who'd like to crap all over them! Your choice..(:<))

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:42 PM

oh, no! 'spaw, my ex who just deserted me was from Ohio, a BUCKEYE fan! Please! Change the subject, quickly!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:45 PM

Nope, That ain't all of it. For once I have remembered something that thole 'Spaw forgot.

3 Versions of 'The Mudcat Radio' Song by Alison and Alan in Australia.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:51 PM

Oh, and one spacebar from Katlaughing's 'puter which stops working right after she signs her name


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:55 PM

Alice - on behalf of the male sex, may I apologize? we (men)are scum. (I can say that, I am one...are one?)

seriously - what would you like to hear? I'll attempt it...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: --seed
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 02:57 PM

Roger, when did you stop zimming? I know we're all gonna miss the beautiful mountain sound of your zim. I hope you skiffle half as well. --seed


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: T in Oklahoma (a.k.a. Okiemockbird)
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 03:30 PM

I need another drink. Someone over in the "fingerpicking and flaming" thread has decided that I'm catspaw49. Maybe I can recover my identity through drink.

Okiemockbird (a.k.a. T in Oklahoma)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: T in Oklahoma (a.k.a. Okiemockbird)
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 03:36 PM

actually, it was the "etiquette question" thread. That blockade must be stronger than I thought!

Okiemockbird (a.k.a. T in Oklahoma)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:04 PM

Just anything, Mario, I am feeling dejected and neglected right now (and ignored). thanks.
-alice


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Max
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:15 PM

Alice, I'll move in with you. Um, where are you again? And yes, I have to bring all the elves and barrels of mudcats.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:16 PM

there's room in the basement ;->


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:18 PM

For Alice:

hope this makes you feel better not worse....

Once there was a Rogue, a Scoundral, and Scalawag;
Who by Dint of Great Effort, Much Luck, and No small Amount of Skill, Did become a Master Knight. And in the Due course of Time, He did find Himself Betrothed to the Daughter of a Wealthy and Influential Lord.

Now the Daughter, Being her Father's Favorite, Had long dreamed of a Marriage of her own choice, Not for Gold, Not for Influence, But a Marriage of the Heart; and for Love.

And the Lady did Refuse the Betrothal, as She did Not believe the Knight's Protestations of Love; Having Heard of His Reputation amongst the Ladies of the Court,...and their Maids,...and the Kitchen Wenches,... and the Washer Wenches,... and the Milk Maids,... and the Goose Girls,... and ye see the general drift of things, now do ye not?

But her Father did Insist upon the Marriage, and though the Lady did Beg, and Plead, and did Cry most Piteously, her Father would Not release her from the Bethrothal. So the Lady had caused to be Cast about the Knight an Enchanted Circle, imprisoning Him Within.

Now it was that the Circle could only be Broken in Two Ways. Th Knight could Renounce any Claims upon the Lady or Her Hand in Marriage, forever;

Or, He could state his Love for Her in Such a Manner that She would Truly Believe Him.

Now the Knight thought long and hard Upon his answer, for though his Reputation may have been a WEE bit exagerrated, it Was Well Deserved. And if the Truth be Told; When he had Entered into theBetrothal, He had thought much about the Gold and Lands he would be receive and the Influence that the Ladies Father would be Granting him at Court, And Very Little upon the Lady Herself.

But as he Pondered, the Knight did Find within his Breast a Desire for that Which the Lady did Desire; a Marriage of the Heart, and For Love.

This then, was the Knight's Reply:

Whither thou Goeth, I'll go.
And Whither thou stayeth, I'll stay.
I''ll be Your Partner Forever, if only You'll say I may.

Put your Hand in my Hand, Dear.
Walk by my Side, My Love!
We were Meant for Each Other,
just as the Hand fits the Glove.

Would that I wake to your Beauty,
at the Dawn of each Day.
And I would praise God each Evening,
if I were Permitted to Say:

Whither thou goeth I'll go.
And whither thou stayeth I'll stay.
I'll be your True Love forever, if only You'll say I may.

With this Ring I would Wed thee,
With your Ring make me thine.
But two Metal Bands, about Our hands, are but the Outward Sign.
The Flame of Love we have Kindled, May it always Shine!
May we always See its Light, in each Others Eyes!

Whither thou goeth I'll go.
And Whither thou stayeth I'll stay.
Side by Side, forever, if only You'll say I May.

Let us grow Olde together,
United through thick and through thin.
Two made One, forever, Surrounded by Kindred and Kin!
I will pledge You my Love, Dear;
If You will pledge yours Mine.
All I have, and All I am, are Yours for All of Time!

Whither thou goeth I'll go.
And whither thou stayeth I'll stay.
I will be faithful forever, if only You'll say I May.

Yes I will be Faithful Forever, If Only You'll Say I May!

*pause* So I ask you? Did she believe him or no?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:20 PM

We weren't living together, just dancing partners and exclusive dates for 4 years, and I thought of him as my significant other, and he seemed to reciprocate. He was the guy named Norris (remember the thread on what does Norris mean?) and four years certainly made me think I deserved more than a furtive move out of state without notice or comment. Well, who wants a coward anyway, right?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Mían
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:26 PM

Alice, that is sad and makes me think of a tune that goes with these words, most of which i have forgotten, but this should be a sing-along, so someone grab a gitar and shall we serenade the lady at the top of our lungs:

"well i'm busted, disgusted and bent all out of shape...talk about the low-down blues, I've got 'em..."

now, Spaw, having tried to look up "lamarca" in various dictionaries and so forth, I have yet to establish exactly what type of flamingos are high-stepping around this joint. So far am partial to "Lamarckism" to explain the word and hoo hah there have certainly evolved some pur-rity stir-range critters in here...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:28 PM

Mario, just read your story, and now I am crying! Oh, dear, and this is supposed to be a PARTY THREAD!! Don't mind me, folks, carry on. I've been through much worse, but there is a hope that some day I will experience the devotion some of you have found with your love. - alice

Now party on... don't let me rain on this parade.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Mían
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:31 PM

I don't know why half those words suddenly went bold, but hey it made me sit up a little taller and wake up.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:31 PM

oh hell - alice - I hoped you'd take the meaning that you could choose to leave the bugger trapped in the damn circle...which I personally think he deserves...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Dave Swan
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 05:29 PM

Alice,

Cowards end up living the life they deserve. I'm so sorry you were hurt by this creep. Remember that you've got a lot of friends who share in the belief that he should be subjected to hundreds of paper cuts just before falling into a vat of lemon juice. While Barry Manilow plays in the background.

'spaw, besides everything else you are (although right in the head isn't one of them), you've become the encapsulator of the 'cat. How do you remember all those threads and references? Well, I guess ingrown hairs encapsulate too. It's vintage 'spaw. Funny, touching and right on.

I'll volunteer to monitor the b'day cake. I know it's only three candles, but when you think of the intention and love and energy which reside in this place, you know they'll burn bright.

Here's a toast my friends, to Max and his elves and fairies who keep the lights on at the Mudcat. Friends be upstanding: Max, and the Mudcat, Many Happy Returns of the Day.

E.S.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 05:44 PM

ok, who put the trick candles on the cake... the flames keep lighting as soon as Max blows them out. Now Spaw is breathing helium from the balloons and serenading Cleigh... this certainly is shaping up to be a grand time!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: bbc
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 05:47 PM

Alice,

I really sympathize. Other than losing companionship, it's awful to lose your regular dance partner. I did ballroom & high-level round dancing w/ a man for 6 years. After we parted, it hurt me for years (& still does, when I hear certain songs. It's not the end of the world, but it's sure no fun! Let's all the girls get together for a good hug!

love,

Barbara

P.S.--Catspaw, as flattered as I am by Mom of the Year, I'm concerned that you must have too much time on your hands if you can think up lists like that! ;)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: lamarca
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 06:27 PM

Mian, obviously lamarca flamingos are those that boldly go where no flamingo has gone before. My three, no, four, no, however many flamingos (including Bonnie and Clyde, Pink Floyd and Gaius Effluvius Maximus) all join me in wishing the 'Cat a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: lamarca
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 06:32 PM

Oops, I mean

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 06:32 PM

OK, special drink here I invented for the third birthday...let me flick-on the blender....NO it's not a bass and this isn't a Bass-o-matic... there- a Frozen Mudkitty...kahlua, Jamaican Rum, ice, chocolate ice-cream and a touch of creme de menthe...definitely thicker than water!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Larry B.
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 06:48 PM

Yummy! Pour me one if there's enough to go around. Otherwise, let me at the blender!

LB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Ferret
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 07:18 PM

Many thanks Max for all the work for the cat. and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUDCAT and many, many more. all the best to all of you ferret


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: jon a
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 07:44 PM

Shotgun barrel appears around the corner, followed by large,long haired and bearded individual who appears to be clothed in a destroyed straight jacket;

Is he here?... Gint, where is he?.... Not here? good it's safe to stay a while and try one of these Frozen mudkitty things,

Max,I'm with Ferret, and it's got him so choked up he managed not to misspell anything in that last posting!

Alice, so sorry to hear of your news, have a drink or two and feel the warmth of mudcat, and if you need a cuddle I can recommend cats, a quick stroke can take some of the sting out of a lot of sorrow.

I'll join with the toast to mudcat, a great place with great people, Cheers everyone.

Jon


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Ferret
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 07:55 PM

jon I think gint's hideing 'BEWARE' Have some mead and sit spell. ferret


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: annamill
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 08:00 PM

Hello everyone!!

I have always felt that it should be the parents that get the gifts on someones birthday, so Max, here is a great big hug and kiss for making such a wonderful and successful child. OOOXXX

Come here and let be get you something to drink, Alice. I've been there a couple of time myself, and I've caused a little pain myself. It's never easy either way, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Cry for a while then go out and enjoy your freedom. Dance with a few and have fun til the one who dances perfect just with you comes along. No need to be lonely til then.

Meanwhile, you're welcome to come and visit with us anytime you'd like or feel a need to have friendly warm company.

May I have a Tanqueray and Tonic, no lime, please?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Mían
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 08:15 PM

here is a present for you all as part of my community service program. Now can I please have some more of that poteen? Sláinte!
flamingo here


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 08:42 PM

Dear Alice, there was a thread awhile back on how -to- get-him-out-of-your-system; can't remember what it was called; in the meantime, let's sit on the bench here and sing "Your sweet and shining eyes." (and drink salty margaritas with Fernando.)

MA


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 08:48 PM

hey, MAG, I was a major advisor on that thread, soo... anyway, don't worry about me... have fun and pass the poteen.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Den
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 08:51 PM

God bless all here. I just stopped in for one for the road. Been getting blamed for things that had nothing to do with me, all damn day. Anyway aaaah that's the stuff and its fare thee well Killeavy. Den


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -episode 13 The Party
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 09:02 PM

so, alison, do you have any party games planned for this birthday bash? ... like pin the tail on the possum? I don't think I'm up for jello wrestling, but I'll take photos to document whatever festive events are planned.


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