BS: How many roads must a man walk down

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 01:27 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 01:46 PM

Us old farts ain't dead yet :-)
pick me up please with me gas can in hand ... :-)

can't stop laughing

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: BTNG
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 01:55 PM

I hear she had a chimp in the car with her who may or may not have had a hand in the accident

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: Stringsinger
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 01:58 PM

How many roads must Bobby walk down? Not even one. He can drive in his limousine.

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 02:07 PM

What what you say about Chongo ... our next President cause he got my vote

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 02:13 PM

You do realize BTNG I am teasing you :-)

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: BTNG
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 02:23 PM

chimp or hawk, I can't remember which....

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy, the Independent Press
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 04:18 PM

"who may or may not have had a hand in the accident"

AND who may have had a hand somewhere else at the time as well! Or IN something else, if you follow my analogy.

Yes! The disturbing rumours...did I say "rumours"?...the disturbing reports that have been pouring in from my confidential sources who cannot be named to these embattled offices of the Independent Press in Birmingham make it quite clear that there are unholy alliances being formed even as I speak between the sons and daughters of the British aristocracy and shambling, subhuman, hairy, gibbering, degenerate beasts of the jungle!!!!

Could this herald the final collapse of civilization as we know it?

And what connection does it have with the blood-drinking lizard-man, Winston Wellington-Jones, who walks among us pretending to be an ordinary English peer, albeit an insufferably arrogant one, and who has married into the ancient Rutledge line with the clear intent of stealing their pure genetic coding and producing a line of reptilian-blooded, shape-shifting, cannibalistic creatures whose final purpose is to enslave all humanity!!!!!!!!!!

BUY the next issue of the Independent Press at your local counter and READ the AWFUL TRUTH in all its HORRIFYING ENTIRETY as I rip the mask from the ugly face of HIDDEN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Hector Ballsworthy

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: BTNG
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 04:22 PM

now that is a fake, every idiot and their mother knows The Independent Press is in Coventry, same building as the West Midlands branch of the the Barnsley Nutrition Partnership

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 04:25 PM

Are you saying, BTNG (Oh my! There goes that cork again!), that your mother knows where the Independent Press is located?

ttfn!

Veroninca

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 04:36 PM

In any case, pay no attention to the lunatic Ballsworthy, screaming out of one side of his mouth and drooling out the other. He has been writing incredible stories about my family and Uncle Winston for years. He is mad, mad as the proverbial hatter. He is an idiot of the first water. He makes swamp mud look sentient in comparison. In the Land of the Mad, he would undoubtedly be crowned as the King.

It is my understanding that he runs a separate Independent Press to the one you are alluding to, and that he has moved his offices several times after certain unfortunate incidents occurred, possibly due to his constant harassment of people from a far better lineage than his own...

You just can't do that sort of destructive thing to innocent people forever without suffering a certain amount of bad luck in return. It's a karmic certainty. Either that or he did it himself to get the insurance money. One has to wonder, though, where he acquired that amount of explosives. I'm betting that he got them from Muammar Gadhaffi. If so, he will have to find a new supplier now! :-)

ttfn!

Veronica

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 04:57 PM

OK now I am getting PISSED !!
I started a thread for a chuckle about running out of gas in an Amish community ... I don't know who or what you folks are talking about nor care as most others here .. take it elsewhere ok ...

Kat
cancel this Fckin thread

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: BTNG
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 05:01 PM

me thinks someone protesteth waaaayyyyyy too much.....

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 05:17 PM

olddude/Dan, they're *"taking the piss" out of you, mate. It's okay...just some fictional characters being channelled, once again, on Mudcat.

Penny, I may call you Penny, might I? How about you and the others keep your knickers outta twist, be respectful of Dan, and get back to the original question? I've got a few choice tidbits I can feed the Press if you all aren't careful.*bg*

Okay folks, move it along, nothing to see here, keep moving...:-)

kat

*"pulling your leg"

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: GUEST,jts
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 05:26 PM

I know that the chick an the chimp are certainly in Coventry. Good chance that ballsy is too.

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: BTNG
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 05:42 PM

and someone said

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude - PM
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 02:13 PM

You do realize BTNG I am teasing you :-)

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guess someone was teasing you huh?

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: olddude
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 06:53 PM

my apologies for misunderstanding

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 07:49 PM

No apologies necessary, Dan...you can't help it if the bilge spills over here without explanation sometimes.**BG**(I know Penny et al know I am joking.)

luvya'llkat

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 12:25 PM

Okay, let's get back to the vital question here! How many roads must a man walk down?

Or a chimp?

As the case may be...

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 12:29 AM

In answer to the initial question:

Get a GPS.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 03:12 AM

None these days as most men seem to be permanently attached to their cars.

Subject: RE: BS: How many roads must a man walk down
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 12:32 PM

Ah, yes. Walking is becoming a lost art in North America. Note the popularity of "drive through" banks and fast food outlets. It would be funny, if it weren't so sad. I despise the "drive through" concept, and will always park, get out of my car, and walk into the restaurant, bank or whatever the hell else it is.