Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!

Subject: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 03:52 PM

Man, we've have all got to start checking bbc's birthday list! Sorry, Jack! Just saw your note in the tavern.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK WICJ!:-)

They say it's your Birthday!
Well, Happy Birthday to you!
(and I can't remember what else the Beatles sang here!)

katlaughing

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: MMario
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 04:25 PM

Wish I could remember a few more verses of the Volga Birthday dirge...

okay - found them

Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Doom, destruction and despair,
Grief and sorrow fill the air,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Birthdays come but once a year,
Marking time as Death draws near,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

You must marry very soon,
Baby's due the next full moon,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,
Your children plot to murder you,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

They stole your sword, your gold, your house,
Took your sheep but not your spouse,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 04:28 PM

Happy 39th Jack!

LEJ

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: --seed
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 05:54 PM

What kind of fockin' deeds with sheep and yaks is JackJack noted for, Muh-Muh-Muh-Mario?

And JackJack, live to be a million or so and continue to bless the Mudcat with your presence. --seed

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 07:04 PM

Happy B, Jack. Seed, you're hangin' out with "Paw" too much. It's catching!

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 09:03 PM

Isn't it? Some day maybe they will develop an innoculation for Patsclaw's Syndrome (not so instantly lethal as that Rapid Decelleration Syndrome; instead its symptomology includes excessive use of the word "focking," an inability to maintain a straight face--figuratively speaking--for longer than five minutes no matter what's going on around you, and a curious desire to try to inflate possums).

Enough thread creep. HappyHappy, JackJack. --seedseed

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 09:58 PM

A Real HAPPY ONE TO YOU JACK........I enjoy your posts and really value your input and ability to see through the murk and nail the problem. And I do love your name!!!!! Beats hell out of "Jack who is called Ethel" or "Seed Who is called Jagov"........no one has any idea what to call "Rick Who is called Bootsie"''All the best to you and Thanks for being a 'Catter!

Spaw Who Is Called A Fockin' Asshole

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 10:03 PM

A Real HAPPY ONE TO YOU JACK........I enjoy your posts and really value your input and ability to see through the murk and nail the problem. And I do love your name!!!!! Beats hell out of "Jack who is called Ethel" or "Seed Who is called Jagov"........no one has any idea what to call "Rick Who is called Bootsie"''All the best to you and Thanks for being a 'Catter!

Spaw Who Is Called A Fockin' Asshole

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: Mudjack
Date: 01 Oct 99 - 11:44 PM

Jack-Jack-Jack-Jack who is called Jack but might really be a John. (?)
Birthday wishes your way from another Jack who's daddy was a John.
Mudjackie

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: sophocleese
Date: 02 Oct 99 - 12:53 AM

Happy Birthday (sorry I'm a tad on the late side) to you Jack, who, in those southern lands where the dusky maidens languish 'neath the spreading palms and discreetly whisper tales to their aged aunties, he is known as Jac-who-can, who, to those in the far north where the shy damsels sit all covered in fur under the penetrating eye of their disapproving aunties, he is termed Yakov, who in the west where heathen women-druids run fleet as deer through the scented forests, is known as Jack-in-the-pulpit, and who, in the exotic Orient where the women dart heated glances over shifting veils and their fathers stand guard through the deepest of nights is known as Jakk-beh-Nymbal but, here in the land of Mudcat where the men may be men and the women may be women and any who aren't are none of your business is known simply as Jack who is called Jack.

Sophocleese, who-should-really-be-writing-romance-novels

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: alison
Date: 02 Oct 99 - 03:45 AM

Happy Birthday Jack.. and many more.

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Happy B-day to Jack whoiscalledJack,too!
From: Jack (Who is called Jack)
Date: 02 Oct 99 - 01:13 PM

Gosh folks I'm speechless.

Thanks a lot.