BS: Young Uranus Creationism

Subject: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 10:59 PM

Young, old, middle aged......from popping out the chute til planting in the ground, there ain't jackshit I wanna know about Uranus. I don't wanna see Uranus, I don't wanna hear Uranus, and I definitely don't wanna smell Uranus........and finally I don't wanna talk about Uranus. You got some theory or belief or something that some god-dude created Uranus then that god-dude is a sick fuck! Tell ta' something else too.......If Uranus arose amidst the muck and mire then you need to clean that damn thing up! It may be Uranus but we all have to live here......................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:13 PM

If that is the case then there are six other things you want to know nothing about.

Puck, Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: GUEST,999
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:18 PM

Spaw, take yer mind off Uranus. Think Venus.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:20 PM

By the way, "Moon of Uranus" is the best band name I have thought of all week!

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Don Firth
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:33 PM

Why, asked the jester, is the U. S. S. Enterprise like toilet paper?

I don't know, replied the stooge, why IS the U. S. S. Enterprise like toilet paper?

Because, replies the jester, it orbits Uranus hunting for Klingons…..

(RIMSHOT!!)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: GUEST,999
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM

Pardon me for saying, Don, but after reading your post on the Queen's Latter to Americans, I must admit you're definitely on a roll tonight!

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:47 PM

You anus looking for cling-ons?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM

Without Uranus, Spaw, you'd be in deep shit. Or it would be in you. So to speak...

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:13 AM

I met a guy from Uranus once. He was named O-Dur.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:16 AM

The question is, where has Uranus been?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:46 AM

JUst hope it doesn't clam up on ya, man. Yer full enough already.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:15 AM

Yes, and what if a total eclipse of Uranus should happen? That could be catasstrophic!

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:45 AM

At some point you just have to let Uranus go out into the solar system to make its own way. It is not as it it was a part of you.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 03:36 AM

Would somebody make my anus young again please?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 04:14 AM

Very old:

"The meanest critter in the world is the crocapotamus. It's got a crocodile head on one end and a hippopotomus head on the other."

"If it's got a head on both ends, how's it shit?"

"Whadda ya think makes it so mean?"

John

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Musket
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 05:34 AM

In this new (ish) spirit of detente, it would remiss of me to point out that if someone wanted their anus to be young, their comments would have to appear that of an immature arse....

Uranus jokes fell into disuse when The BBC told Patrick Moore to start pronouncing it with the emphasis on the U...

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: GUEST,Shining Wit
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 06:03 AM

There are rings around Uranus. I've seen pictures of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 09:57 AM

The last time I recall seeing Uranus was in 69.

I recall it being a mere fuzzy dot in a background.

Time may have taken a toll on my memory chips.

But, it may also have been that I was into something else at the time.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 09:59 AM

Update to my last post:
My recollection of Uranus may also have been a mere "brain fart'?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:28 AM

Uranus is a gaseous place -- and cold, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:58 AM

....seems some have forgotten the condom thread and how far fertile minds can take certain topics.........

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:43 PM

I've used blown-up condoms as cat toys. The cat gets a real surprise when it uses its claws. I guess that's kinda like the surprise the Uranus people get sometimes.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 02:49 PM

Ever use a waterbed as a cat toy? I stripped one once and when down to the laundry with the sheets. When I returned to put on new sheets, the cat was chasing the bubbles around. I made the bed. That night was rather wet... and expensive.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM

...suppose you had a condom as big as a waterbed, and a cat that wanted to play....

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 06:20 PM

Who would such a condom be designed for?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 07:20 PM

Oh my... I have an answer for that but it's DEFINITELY PI.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:55 PM

You mean, I assume, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712, more or less, don't you?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 12:52 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 09:05 AM

Is Uranus actually square?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 12:37 PM

Have you ever heard the expression, "shit a brick"?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Stringsinger
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 02:05 PM

Jack, I'll take Shakespeare over the bible any day.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 02:09 PM

Some jokes are witty
Others only prove the teller's gayness
Like fart jokes, snot jokes, penis jokes,
And jokes about Uranus

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 02:24 PM

Ye haven't gone wit some a tha girls I went wit.

Rao... common expression here.

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 02:25 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 04:19 PM

""Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit""

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 07:05 PM

Quit arsin around eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:08 PM

Well, shit fire and save the matches! I just noticed ol' Spaw started this and he ain't been back since!