BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 09:27 AM

And she's clever too! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: maeve
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 09:16 AM

Sir Pat, the Great and Noble Catspaw did warn us of his impending treatment here: Mudcat Recovery Ward

That's a very good title choice, Kendall. Jeri has what it takes to create clever and succinct titular profundities.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: bbc
Date: 04 Feb 12 - 08:05 AM

Ouch, Pat! Be well, ok?!

love,

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 10:03 PM

I just spoke with him. Had a bit of a tune-up with a new battery and leads for the defib. He sounded good!

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 09:09 PM

Hope you are doin okay bud. My thoughts and prayers are with you tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 08:51 PM

Everready Bunny was worn out. Still a pain in the shoulder since one of his arms had also to be replaced...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 08:26 PM

4 days in the Hop? WHAT? Spill it Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 07:51 PM

Spaw, I was hoping that you would come up with an intelligent suggestion. ....well, it Could happen.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 06:42 PM

Rats......4 days in the hospital and I miss the final vote................What a crock of crap!   

If you can't use Tired Old Twice Told and Boring Unsold Tales You Can Easily Forget, then you need to drop the entire project........such as it is.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 06:09 PM

And here I was going to suggest my latest idea:

Not Again!

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Duane D.
Date: 03 Feb 12 - 04:37 PM

Just a little clarification, this recording is being done by me through the facilities of Folk Legacy.

Do have a great day,
Duane.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 09:48 AM

It's going to be professionally done by Duane Degutis.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: bbc
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 08:41 AM

Nice, Kendall. Congrats, Jeri! Looking forward to seeing this project completed. It's a fun recording!

best,

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 09:39 PM

Good choice. Short. Simple. Sells it.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 08:58 PM

I thank you all very much for your help. A decision has been made for a title. Jeri wins that one. 5 people chose, Maine Lies Downeast.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 04:06 AM

Tales told in the kitchen. Re-hash.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 05:13 PM

Re=Morse in the kitchen.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 04:57 PM

Hahahahaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Charley Noble
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 04:52 PM

My Father favorite title for the best-selling book he never published was "Junk Love: the True Adventures of a Milkman in Midcoast Maine." But he made a bundle by not publishing it.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 02:48 PM

Lemme Tell Ya...
Maine Stories by Cap'n Morse
(Formerly published as___)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: frogprince
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 02:26 PM

"I'll probably just add under the new title, "Formerly printed as Stories told in the kitchen."

I'd say that's definitely the way to handle that part o' the situation.

"Absolutely True Stories of Maine", by Captain Kendall Morse.

"Absolutely True Stories of Maine", as prevaricated by Captain Kendall Morse.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 02:20 PM

Maine Tales Worth Telling Agian

"Formerly printed as Stories told in the kitchen."

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 09:47 AM

I have it!

The Great Big Mammoth Maine Book Of Kendall's Stories

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 07:47 AM

I'll probably just add under the new title, "Formerly printed as Stories told in the kitchen."

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 04:12 AM

Tales of Maine Matelot (as told to his microwave)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 02:12 AM

In Juneau, one local bluesman always subtitles his performances with "Songs from Jeanie's Kitchen.' So, how about 'Stories from Jacqui's Kitchen'?

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 10:47 PM

the pun don't work
cos kendall
took the handles

Captain in the Kitchen - tales of brevity and levity

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 08:42 PM

Really?

Maine Tales.

...formerly published as... by Captain...

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 08:32 PM

Remember, brevity is the soul of wit.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 02:05 PM

Why Don't You Come into my Kitchen, it seems to Maine Outdoors

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: GUEST,Old Folkie
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 01:16 PM

A Maine Sea Captain's Treasure Chest of Tales
Treasured Tales of a Maine Sea Captain

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 10:32 AM

Armageddon Down East Every Day: Tales The Captain Told Me.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 09:21 AM

Well, gn-ze... Short and stories don't exactly jive well together when it comes to a signature Kendall tale...

Yeah, Rap... I think yer on to something... Maybe a Mudwomenz centerfold... I kinda like that idea...

Whaddyathink, Capt'n??? It will boost your sales and give all the mudwomenz a big head... Mud-men, too... lol...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 09:06 AM

We're Coming To Take Your Guns And Other Lies: The View From Maine.
Gay Marriage: The Maine Thing
Newt Gingerich And Mitt Romney Said To Buy This Book!
Bachmann and Palin: Naked!

You'll sell lots to the nutso fringe....

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 08:20 AM

I never liked that title, Stories told in the kitchen. Too many people thought it was a cook book. It was based on the TV show I co produced and hosted.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 08:39 PM

Kendall, I like "Real Maine Humor from a Real Maine Humorist" as a subtitle.

I also thought of "Never Lie to a Preacher;" after all, it's a message I want propagated - but I like "If Owed the Devil a Thousand Liars" a lot better. Besides, if people didn't lie to preachers, I'd never hear these stories.

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 08:24 PM

"Stories Told in the Kitchen"

... republished by Maine's Captain Kendal Morse... I told ya I'd get out of the cellar.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 07:37 PM

Real Maine humor from a real Maine humorist.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 07:36 PM

Good suggestion Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 06:35 PM

Am I the only one who's going back to read the book?

My suggestion is: "If I Owed the Devil a Thousand Liars - Stories from Downeast Maine"

I'm still looking through for other possibilities. Hard to read through the tears of laughter, though.

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 05:34 PM

Well, I know it's getting late but WTH...

"Troubled Tales for Troubled People,
a primer on living in Maine"

"I Doubt You'll Believe Me But..."

    (I kinda like that one)

"My Chevy Don't Run So I Wrote This Book"

"Maine in America: Tales You Won't Hear in China"

"Winters in Maine, Scotch and Tall Tales"

I donno...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:43 PM

I wouldn't want to mislead anyone. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:21 PM

Da Morse Code: What Really Happened To The Templar Treasure

Sure, it's a little bit misleading but most titles are.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:20 PM

Maineline on Morse

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 04:57 PM

Jacqui thinks that even those who have the book will want the narration I did.

Well, there's 27 copies right there..............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: bbc
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 04:55 PM

Kendall, I'm glad you're pleased with the result. Duane & I sure enjoyed listening to it, as he was working on it!

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 04:37 PM

Now, THAT is marketing! >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 04:14 PM

Ok folks. I got the CDs today and I am so pleased with what Duane did it's all I can got to keep from telling him.

Duane, Jacqui and I are working on labels and the photo. You have done far more than I expected.However, if you want, go ahead. So far, I'm very impressed with your work.

Also, this recording is so much better than I remembered it's a real surprise.

Jacqui thinks that even those who have the book will want the narration I did.

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: maeve
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 02:58 PM

Album cover here...

Subject: RE: BS: Calling all Mudcatters-rename Kendall's book
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 02:36 PM

I'll bet the llama doesn't. Now, a Camel?