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BS: Hey I got a Boner !!

olddude 28 Jan 12 - 05:41 PM
olddude 28 Jan 12 - 05:42 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 05:46 PM
Charley Noble 28 Jan 12 - 05:51 PM
GUEST,Eliza 28 Jan 12 - 05:56 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 05:57 PM
John MacKenzie 28 Jan 12 - 05:59 PM
gnu 28 Jan 12 - 07:34 PM
Bobert 28 Jan 12 - 07:49 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 28 Jan 12 - 07:56 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 28 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM
Bobert 28 Jan 12 - 08:03 PM
Bill D 28 Jan 12 - 08:08 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 28 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 08:30 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 08:37 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 08:47 PM
Bill D 28 Jan 12 - 08:51 PM
Bobert 28 Jan 12 - 09:02 PM
ClaireBear 28 Jan 12 - 09:03 PM
Skivee 28 Jan 12 - 09:40 PM
GUEST,Manuel 28 Jan 12 - 09:44 PM
frogprince 28 Jan 12 - 09:49 PM
gnu 28 Jan 12 - 10:29 PM
GUEST,olddude 28 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 28 Jan 12 - 10:59 PM
Rapparee 28 Jan 12 - 11:09 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 28 Jan 12 - 11:16 PM
katlaughing 28 Jan 12 - 11:29 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 28 Jan 12 - 11:40 PM
Bert 28 Jan 12 - 11:50 PM
katlaughing 28 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 12:12 AM
catspaw49 29 Jan 12 - 12:17 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 12:20 AM
Bobert 29 Jan 12 - 08:02 AM
GUEST,kendall 29 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 10:00 AM
Bobert 29 Jan 12 - 10:36 AM
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GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 09:39 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM
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Subject: BS: Hey I got a Boner Finally !!
From: olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:41 PM

Its a Hamilton 974 private label pocket watch, now what were you thinking you pig !!! gosh
LOL

Boner


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:42 PM

And a very early one at that, made in 1899. Running great. Been looking for one
Us guys are always looking for boners


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:46 PM

Had it cleaned an oiled cause it was winding hard ...
dang this is sounding worse all the time ... Its a watch !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:51 PM

Someone of this Forum will have a "boner" to pick with you!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:56 PM

The word used to mean a mistake or slip-up. I don't think it's commonly used here in UK for something rude, but I may be wrong!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:57 PM

yup Charlie, I am waiting for the punches LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 05:59 PM

If they're available, I'll pay over the odds for one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 07:34 PM

Watch it, John!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 07:49 PM

I've got a Russian pocketwatch... Keeps perfect time just 20 years behind...

Never mind...

Now you be good to your boner and your boner will be good to you, Ol'ster...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 07:56 PM

I pays to advertize.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM

Yers ain't half as big as mine, man.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:03 PM

It's amazing how a drunk views things like this...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:08 PM

"dueling euphemisms"


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM

Every woman in this town wants me, eh? And all the men wish they was me.

And I am not in jail this week neether.

It is a full flippin' life, lemme tell ya!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:30 PM

Boner is ticking away LOL, gotta make sure I don't misplace it again :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:37 PM

I walked proudly downtown today with a Boner in my pocket I did


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:47 PM

sadly no ladies asked to see it ... my new watch that is ... LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:51 PM

Shoulda carried a sausage....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:02 PM

Bananas are more impressive and less stinky in yer pocket...

Mae West "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:03 PM

They probably just thought you were happy to see them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Skivee
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:40 PM

I had a cheap Chinese pocket watch once that could gain and lose time within the same hour


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Manuel
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:44 PM

Quite a catch there, oldtimer! My pocket timepiece is a Skagen, made in Denmark,but I wouldn't trade it for your Boner. It's sentimental value is just too great. My "brahlee" who, sadly, is currently not in the best of health,gave it to me when I visited Brooklyn, NY in 2006.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:49 PM

Just looked in to find this combination at the top of the page: This should be an all-time winner for the thread name game!

BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
BS: Gotta a Big Surprise for the P-Vine...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:29 PM

This minds me a the watch scene in the movie Pulp Fiction. Watch that on You Tube if ya have a REALLY sick sense of humour.
BTW, I have a wide sense a yer humour but I would never watch that movie again. Even *I* have some standards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM

and it is a size 18 pocket watch also. none of that size 12 stuff


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:59 PM

BS: Hey I got a Boner !!

Yes, ...it is BS!
Now it's a statue!! Thank goodness for the birds landing on it, and leaving their 'mark '

Winkin' again!......

Ol' One Eye!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:09 PM

I've got an old Elgin (I think it is).


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:16 PM

Bobert has three threads going, right now...if he combined them, into one, it might read, "Can you fix my boner?..I have a surprise for P"

Enjoying the evening.....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:29 PM

Well, there used to be an old bumper sticker that said, "A hard man is good to find!" But, I don't think they were talking about time pieces.:-)

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:40 PM

Shit!..True story: I had a bumper sticker that read, "Where am I? Where's my car?"

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:50 PM

"dueling euphemisms" Nice one Bill - Now you have to write the song.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM

LOL and I had one from "BUck's Saddlery" (I kid you not) that said, "Fight Smog, Ride a Cowboy!" Someone stole it off my car! (Apologies for contributing to thread drift.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:12 AM

Why apologize for a thread drift about Bobert's Old Boner??....This thread is already a drift.....Bobert's Old Boner....That spells B.O.B. I've wondered before about his terminology use of 'P-Vine'......sorta like an obsession....Well he brought it up.....or could he?

Winkin' at ya' ol' BOB!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:17 AM

I used to wear a shirt from a sail company in New England, Hard Sails. Proudly emblazoned across the chest it read:

SAIL WITH A HARD ON


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:20 AM

Did the 'SAIL' shirt come with a mast?...or did the wearer have to provided it?

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 08:02 AM

Refresh for no adult reasons...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM

Boner? aint he the Speaker of the House?

Dan, my Elgin 16 has lost a whole minute since I last checked it against the computer about a month ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:00 AM

Bobert: "Refresh for no adult reasons..."

You're repeating yourself.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:36 AM

That song is worser that Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" and makes me ponder my stand on capital punishment...

A whole second, Kendall??? Maybe Greenich was off that second and yer watch is correct???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:54 AM

Captain a minute in a month!! that is outstanding. 30sec a week is Railroad time ...

anyway hey bobster, that big stone sculpture, is that what they mean by "stoner"


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:39 PM

'Worser'????????????????????????????????????????????

The stoned Democrat is BACK!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 01:50 PM

*I* lose more than a minute a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:17 PM

Nah, GFinS... Neither but that's because I'm out of weed and that sucks... As for the Democrat??? Hahahahaha, etc. Might of fact theVine and I were doing a little decluttering today and I cam across a couple t-shirts from my work with Nader in 2000 which went to my old very cool t-shirt collection out in my studio/trailer... Also have a Ross Perot form '96 in the collection as well as a real oldie from '68 for Bobby Kennedy, the last Dem I voted for before Obama... Hardly a yellow dog... Not even a blue dog... Kinda a run away dog...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,oldtimer
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:26 PM

General Custar, , he had his last stand too , long before this stuff,


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:46 PM

So I said to Mrs. Palin "Boner, Sarah?"
Sorry, how are you , Dan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 09:39 PM

Yeah, well I was just working off that 'culprit verse'...about you being a 'stoned Democrat'.
Anyway, you got some mileage off it!

Regards, you old coot!

GfS

P.S. I will be loading up some more tunes, jazzier ones, one is even ,'The Blues in C'!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM

Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 07:08 AM

Bobert: "Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key..."

When I upload it, you might have to re-think that..but then, real men don't have to advertize that they've finally found their boner, either!


.....and real musicians can play the blues, in ANY key


Wink!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: maeve
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 07:43 AM

GfS- You do understand that this is olddude's thread about his new watch, not Bobert's, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 04:59 PM

Maeve, Oh I know..but I've been having a running tease with Bobert...and it's all in fun. He knows it, too.

Regards,

GfS


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