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BS: Hey I got a Boner !!

Will Fly 22 Dec 16 - 04:59 AM
JMB 21 Dec 16 - 11:27 AM
keberoxu 20 Dec 16 - 02:02 PM
Donuel 19 Dec 16 - 02:37 PM
keberoxu 19 Dec 16 - 01:01 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 02 Feb 12 - 10:32 PM
GUEST,bankley 02 Feb 12 - 02:31 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 01 Feb 12 - 09:02 PM
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maeve 31 Jan 12 - 07:43 AM
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Bobert 30 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 09:39 PM
fat B****rd 29 Jan 12 - 03:46 PM
GUEST,oldtimer 29 Jan 12 - 03:26 PM
Bobert 29 Jan 12 - 03:17 PM
gnu 29 Jan 12 - 01:50 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 12:39 PM
GUEST,olddude 29 Jan 12 - 10:54 AM
Bobert 29 Jan 12 - 10:36 AM
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GUEST,kendall 29 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM
Bobert 29 Jan 12 - 08:02 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 12:20 AM
catspaw49 29 Jan 12 - 12:17 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Jan 12 - 12:12 AM
katlaughing 28 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM
Bert 28 Jan 12 - 11:50 PM
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gnu 28 Jan 12 - 10:29 PM
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GUEST,Manuel 28 Jan 12 - 09:44 PM
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GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 28 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Will Fly
Date: 22 Dec 16 - 04:59 AM

My boners last for 42 hours...

... Hamilton 992B Railroad-grade chronometers, that is. Best pocket watches in the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: JMB
Date: 21 Dec 16 - 11:27 AM

I thought someone's Viagra was kicking in when I read the thread title.

Which reminds me of something I like to say when advertising the stuff.

Viagra is not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies. :P


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Dec 16 - 02:02 PM

....you say Railroad watches lose 30 seconds a WEEK? You can have 'em, if that's the case. Sheesh.

When it was time to bite the bullet and get a reliable wristwatch, I did read up on some other brands. That was when I started the thread that said, what about Shinola? In reading a little further, it sounds like "Shinola watches from Detroit" (they make the Filson brand too) is all about the big-business trend of hunting about for old company names, like the makers of Shinola shoe polish, and investing afresh in the old name so as to get new profits out of it....

Minuteman watches seem rather more straightforward. Old-fashioned, even; in their business practices and mission statement, I mean to say. The watch isn't cheap, but it will probably outlive ME.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 02:37 PM

10,000 boners in time


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 01:01 PM

You got a pocket watch. I got a new wrist watch. It's a Minuteman. I ordered it online, and it was delivered today. The head of the company personally mailed it from Illinois with his name, not the company's name, on the return address.

It's a watch for those who are strong enough to open the bottles and jars that I can't open. Now that I've got it on my wrist, I'm still as limp-wristed as I ever was. But my wrists, like most of me, are thick, and the watches designed for limp-wristed adults are too tight for me to wear. So the Minuteman actually fits.

It's the model that has Arabic numerals that civilians like me can understand. There are Minuteman models that say 00 where my watch says 12, and you are welcome to 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 10:32 PM

Oh, and BTW, if you play the blue in 'E', you can play the 'G' major scale over it....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,bankley
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 02:31 AM

Hey Dan, it's a Washburn 'Rover' travel guit. it came with the tacky cowboy art. I just changed a couple of letters and added some things.
Not sure about the church but I look fwd. to the next customs agent who checks it out..... ps. it plays great and who was that masked man ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 09:02 PM

Bobert! Remember THIS ONE???????????

Bobert: "Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key..."


When I upload it, you might have to re-think that..but then, real men don't have to advertize that they've finally found their boner, either!

.....and real musicians can play the blues, in ANY key
Wink!
GfS

OKAY..REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT POLITICS LIMITS YOUR MUSICAL DEAL??????
.......and of course, you beg to differ............OK........

If real men, don't play the blues in 'C'....but in 'A' or 'E'...it might occur to you that "A BLUES /(pentatonic scale) happens to be in the 'C' MAJOR scale!!!!!......and IF you don't know that(shame on you!), next time you get with your blues guitar friend, have him play the blues, in 'A'...and you play right over him using the 'C' MAJOR scale.....YOU WILL pick up ALL your blues extensions, and then some!!!!

I just did you a huge favor!.....See, when you think political, you think limits.....that shorts out other wider thinking, too!

Regards....and Boy, am I laughing at you!

Wink!!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 08:30 PM

Ron Bankley's Guitar the Bone Ranger
LOL

No kidding this is his guitar

bone ranger

I hope you don't play that one in church bro


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 04:59 PM

Maeve, Oh I know..but I've been having a running tease with Bobert...and it's all in fun. He knows it, too.

Regards,

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: maeve
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 07:43 AM

GfS- You do understand that this is olddude's thread about his new watch, not Bobert's, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 07:08 AM

Bobert: "Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key..."

When I upload it, you might have to re-think that..but then, real men don't have to advertize that they've finally found their boner, either!


.....and real musicians can play the blues, in ANY key


Wink!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM

Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 09:39 PM

Yeah, well I was just working off that 'culprit verse'...about you being a 'stoned Democrat'.
Anyway, you got some mileage off it!

Regards, you old coot!

GfS

P.S. I will be loading up some more tunes, jazzier ones, one is even ,'The Blues in C'!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:46 PM

So I said to Mrs. Palin "Boner, Sarah?"
Sorry, how are you , Dan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,oldtimer
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:26 PM

General Custar, , he had his last stand too , long before this stuff,


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 03:17 PM

Nah, GFinS... Neither but that's because I'm out of weed and that sucks... As for the Democrat??? Hahahahaha, etc. Might of fact theVine and I were doing a little decluttering today and I cam across a couple t-shirts from my work with Nader in 2000 which went to my old very cool t-shirt collection out in my studio/trailer... Also have a Ross Perot form '96 in the collection as well as a real oldie from '68 for Bobby Kennedy, the last Dem I voted for before Obama... Hardly a yellow dog... Not even a blue dog... Kinda a run away dog...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 01:50 PM

*I* lose more than a minute a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:39 PM

'Worser'????????????????????????????????????????????

The stoned Democrat is BACK!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:54 AM

Captain a minute in a month!! that is outstanding. 30sec a week is Railroad time ...

anyway hey bobster, that big stone sculpture, is that what they mean by "stoner"


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:36 AM

That song is worser that Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" and makes me ponder my stand on capital punishment...

A whole second, Kendall??? Maybe Greenich was off that second and yer watch is correct???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 10:00 AM

Bobert: "Refresh for no adult reasons..."

You're repeating yourself.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM

Boner? aint he the Speaker of the House?

Dan, my Elgin 16 has lost a whole minute since I last checked it against the computer about a month ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 08:02 AM

Refresh for no adult reasons...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:20 AM

Did the 'SAIL' shirt come with a mast?...or did the wearer have to provided it?

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:17 AM

I used to wear a shirt from a sail company in New England, Hard Sails. Proudly emblazoned across the chest it read:

SAIL WITH A HARD ON


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jan 12 - 12:12 AM

Why apologize for a thread drift about Bobert's Old Boner??....This thread is already a drift.....Bobert's Old Boner....That spells B.O.B. I've wondered before about his terminology use of 'P-Vine'......sorta like an obsession....Well he brought it up.....or could he?

Winkin' at ya' ol' BOB!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM

LOL and I had one from "BUck's Saddlery" (I kid you not) that said, "Fight Smog, Ride a Cowboy!" Someone stole it off my car! (Apologies for contributing to thread drift.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:50 PM

"dueling euphemisms" Nice one Bill - Now you have to write the song.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:40 PM

Shit!..True story: I had a bumper sticker that read, "Where am I? Where's my car?"

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:29 PM

Well, there used to be an old bumper sticker that said, "A hard man is good to find!" But, I don't think they were talking about time pieces.:-)

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:16 PM

Bobert has three threads going, right now...if he combined them, into one, it might read, "Can you fix my boner?..I have a surprise for P"

Enjoying the evening.....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 11:09 PM

I've got an old Elgin (I think it is).


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:59 PM

BS: Hey I got a Boner !!

Yes, ...it is BS!
Now it's a statue!! Thank goodness for the birds landing on it, and leaving their 'mark '

Winkin' again!......

Ol' One Eye!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM

and it is a size 18 pocket watch also. none of that size 12 stuff


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 10:29 PM

This minds me a the watch scene in the movie Pulp Fiction. Watch that on You Tube if ya have a REALLY sick sense of humour.
BTW, I have a wide sense a yer humour but I would never watch that movie again. Even *I* have some standards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:49 PM

Just looked in to find this combination at the top of the page: This should be an all-time winner for the thread name game!

BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
BS: Gotta a Big Surprise for the P-Vine...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Manuel
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:44 PM

Quite a catch there, oldtimer! My pocket timepiece is a Skagen, made in Denmark,but I wouldn't trade it for your Boner. It's sentimental value is just too great. My "brahlee" who, sadly, is currently not in the best of health,gave it to me when I visited Brooklyn, NY in 2006.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Skivee
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:40 PM

I had a cheap Chinese pocket watch once that could gain and lose time within the same hour


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:03 PM

They probably just thought you were happy to see them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 09:02 PM

Bananas are more impressive and less stinky in yer pocket...

Mae West "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:51 PM

Shoulda carried a sausage....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:47 PM

sadly no ladies asked to see it ... my new watch that is ... LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:37 PM

I walked proudly downtown today with a Boner in my pocket I did


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:30 PM

Boner is ticking away LOL, gotta make sure I don't misplace it again :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM

Every woman in this town wants me, eh? And all the men wish they was me.

And I am not in jail this week neether.

It is a full flippin' life, lemme tell ya!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:08 PM

"dueling euphemisms"


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:03 PM

It's amazing how a drunk views things like this...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM

Yers ain't half as big as mine, man.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 07:56 PM

I pays to advertize.

GfS


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