BS: Hey I got a Boner !!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jan 12 - 08:30 PM

Ron Bankley's Guitar the Bone Ranger
LOL

No kidding this is his guitar

bone ranger

I hope you don't play that one in church bro

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 09:02 PM

Bobert! Remember THIS ONE???????????

Bobert: "Real men don't play blues in C... It's a chick key..."


When I upload it, you might have to re-think that..but then, real men don't have to advertize that they've finally found their boner, either!

.....and real musicians can play the blues, in ANY key
Wink!
GfS

OKAY..REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT POLITICS LIMITS YOUR MUSICAL DEAL??????
.......and of course, you beg to differ............OK........

If real men, don't play the blues in 'C'....but in 'A' or 'E'...it might occur to you that "A BLUES /(pentatonic scale) happens to be in the 'C' MAJOR scale!!!!!......and IF you don't know that(shame on you!), next time you get with your blues guitar friend, have him play the blues, in 'A'...and you play right over him using the 'C' MAJOR scale.....YOU WILL pick up ALL your blues extensions, and then some!!!!

I just did you a huge favor!.....See, when you think political, you think limits.....that shorts out other wider thinking, too!

Regards....and Boy, am I laughing at you!

Wink!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,bankley
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 02:31 AM

Hey Dan, it's a Washburn 'Rover' travel guit. it came with the tacky cowboy art. I just changed a couple of letters and added some things.
Not sure about the church but I look fwd. to the next customs agent who checks it out..... ps. it plays great and who was that masked man ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Feb 12 - 10:32 PM

Oh, and BTW, if you play the blue in 'E', you can play the 'G' major scale over it....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 01:01 PM

You got a pocket watch. I got a new wrist watch. It's a Minuteman. I ordered it online, and it was delivered today. The head of the company personally mailed it from Illinois with his name, not the company's name, on the return address.

It's a watch for those who are strong enough to open the bottles and jars that I can't open. Now that I've got it on my wrist, I'm still as limp-wristed as I ever was. But my wrists, like most of me, are thick, and the watches designed for limp-wristed adults are too tight for me to wear. So the Minuteman actually fits.

It's the model that has Arabic numerals that civilians like me can understand. There are Minuteman models that say 00 where my watch says 12, and you are welcome to 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 02:37 PM

10,000 boners in time

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Dec 16 - 02:02 PM

....you say Railroad watches lose 30 seconds a WEEK? You can have 'em, if that's the case. Sheesh.

When it was time to bite the bullet and get a reliable wristwatch, I did read up on some other brands. That was when I started the thread that said, what about Shinola? In reading a little further, it sounds like "Shinola watches from Detroit" (they make the Filson brand too) is all about the big-business trend of hunting about for old company names, like the makers of Shinola shoe polish, and investing afresh in the old name so as to get new profits out of it....

Minuteman watches seem rather more straightforward. Old-fashioned, even; in their business practices and mission statement, I mean to say. The watch isn't cheap, but it will probably outlive ME.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: JMB
Date: 21 Dec 16 - 11:27 AM

I thought someone's Viagra was kicking in when I read the thread title.

Which reminds me of something I like to say when advertising the stuff.

Viagra is not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies. :P

Subject: RE: BS: Hey I got a Boner !!
From: Will Fly
Date: 22 Dec 16 - 04:59 AM

My boners last for 42 hours...

... Hamilton 992B Railroad-grade chronometers, that is. Best pocket watches in the world.