Best folk song ever to take a dump to

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,bogman.
Date: 15 Feb 12 - 11:37 AM

Fathom the bowl

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,chuck7721
Date: 14 Feb 12 - 10:09 PM

my father's a lavatr'y cleaner..

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,John Foxen
Date: 14 Feb 12 - 01:27 PM

Anton Karas's theme for The Turd Man
(Must be folk - Martin Carthy plays it).

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: number 6
Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:56 AM

"Cold Turkey" .... by John Lennon

ok .. ok ... I know what the initial reaction is ... but listen to me, if you play it on an acoustic guitar it becomes a folk song, and a fine folk song it is to take a dump to.

biLL

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:29 AM

Ha Ha Ha, He He He
Someone's on the lavatory
Singing songs, dropping bombs
All over Germany

An old schoolyard song, as I recall.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,Klumper
Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:00 AM

and still no mention of award winning life time achievement honoured 'folk singer' Donovan's musings
on this delicate matter of immense universal human concern :--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xVeP7COa8

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Feb 12 - 10:33 AM

For some reasons I'm reminded of the old (1965) Peace Corps training song with the line:

Where the water is delicious; it will keep you on the run!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 12 - 10:25 AM

mike m

Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Elmore
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 09:36 PM

Best song to take to a dump? The Ballad of the Green Berets by the late Stuffed Sgt. Sadly Battered.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 02:08 PM

Charley-didn't you hear the gentle warbling of the "Shite Hawks"

David

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:55 PM

Didn't see any "flushing toilet" sound effects offered.

But a fascinating website.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:15 PM

Here's an intro that sings . . .

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:13 PM

It's going right down the toilet.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:11 PM

Thank,s Bert

Me Ma had that,along with several others.Made me think of her.

Cheers

David

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: MoorleyMan
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:10 PM

These "best of" threads are now getting loo-dicrous in the extreme...

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM

Who's doing the visuals?


Jest arsestin'


D

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Bert
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM

A Penny a Kiss

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:57 PM

I'm workin' on soundtrack ideas from the www. With a little reverb . . .

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:56 PM

For Bruce-"I Shall Be Relieved."

D

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:48 PM

"Hard,Ain't It Hard."

"It's Now Or Never."

"He'll Have To Go."

"It's Impossible."

Charley,Bert-don't encourage me! That's not a song by the way!

PS-How does the tune go?

David

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:47 PM

It needs a title.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Bert
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 11:21 AM

You could probably write something to "Penny a Kiss"

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 09:27 AM

David-

"Flushed with Success"

I don't think anyone's mentioned the old bawdy song "Blinded by Turds."

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 12 - 06:35 AM

Cryin' waitin' Hopin' -Buddy Holly.

I shall now flush myself from this thread:-D

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:35 PM

"Down Below" the sewage workers hymn.

Or "Humoresque"

We encourage constipation
While the train is in the station,
Moonlight always makes me think of you.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: michaelr
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 06:49 PM

If you stop me up
If you stop me up I'll never start

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,Mike Mandaville
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:29 PM

I printed this discussion up, and used it to line the bottom of my parakeet''s cage.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: tonyteach1
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:08 PM

Brown Girl in the Ring
The Midnight Special (after a night on the Guinness)
Jumping Jack Flush

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Mavis Enderby
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 02:39 PM

The first time ever I saw your faeces...

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Jack Campin
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:53 PM

John Leyden's Lord Soulis.

67 verses, I think. If that's not enough you'll need to think about blasting to shift it.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,Klumper
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:34 PM

What's the longest slowest ballad with the most verses...???

I'm feeling a bit bunged up; and may be some time...........

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:31 PM

"Is that the Moon I See" by Utah Phillips; I was kind of hoping it had been composed by Bill Staines...

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Severn
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM

Not exactly folk, but Screaming Jay Hawkins' "Constipation Blues" beats all the rest of the competition pants down!

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM

Or, the title of another thread resurrected today:

Louie Louie

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: radriano
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 11:51 AM

This thread is a response to all the "best of .." threads. One person's best song might be different from the next person.

But they never stop, do they?

What's the world's best love song?
Who's the world's best singer?

The shit never stops. So I was inspired to start this thread.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 09:25 AM

You been told today, Radriano?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Taconicus
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:59 AM

The Loo Song.

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Jack Campin
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:56 AM

If you've had a vindaloo lately:

The Stool of Repentance
Ring of Fire

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: GUEST,Goilineer
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:34 AM

We Can Work It Out
Put Another Log on The Fire,
The Three Legged Stool,

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:17 AM

Love the punny title - I grew up in Amerikay and never heard the word "Loo" for toilet until I moved to London. The powers of the internet...

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:13 AM

Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory.

They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer

Justice en Lieu (my own tribute to a district Judge in Maine who spent the weekend locked in the courthouse bathroom)

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:27 AM

Since it's been resurrected in my all-too-easily-distractable mind:

Lyr Req: the 10 constipated men in the bible

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=2115#2114344

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: MartinRyan
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:25 AM

William Tell? ;>)>

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:23 AM

*sigh*... I just had to open this thread, didn't I??

The song about the constipated men in the Bible, of course. Especially:

Samson - he brought the house down

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Jack Campin
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:14 AM

Gas Nigun

one of the Wyper brothers

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 06:47 AM

melodeonboy

A lot of us pre-date Viz (by a loooong way)

Cheers

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: melodeonboy
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM

Yeh, a lot of Catters must also be Viz readers! :)

Good old British toilet humour!

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM

Shouldnt this be "5 Favourite Folks Songs to take a dump to"?
Anything but Blowing In The Wind......

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: alex s
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 04:58 AM

what a disgusting thread

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: melodeonboy
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 04:37 AM

"The Strain" by The Bonzo Dog Band!

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:53 AM

The spoonerised version of Elvis' "Suspicious Minds"

... "We're taut in a crap"!

Or, it wouldn't take much of a re-write to make F.R.David's "Words don't come easy" into another constipation song!

Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: Mavis Enderby
Date: 09 Feb 12 - 05:14 PM

Big Steamers

Subject: Best folk song ever to take a dump to
From: radriano
Date: 09 Feb 12 - 04:20 PM

I prefer capstan shanties like "Away Riio" because heaving equals pushing.