BS: Chongo has competition

Subject: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Jack Campin
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 07:43 PM

Hank for Senate

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: gnu
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 10:56 PM

It won't load for me. Just hangs up.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 11:35 PM

Same here.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 11:36 PM

That proves it! Chongo HAS no competition.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 11:39 PM

Multiple Google "hits" for Hand for Senate are similar misses, with none loadable.

The impeckearable political news source at Hufffington Post, however, does have a report HERE.

I doubt that Chongo will be worried.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Feb 12 - 11:48 PM

Well, I did search for "Hank" for Senate, but the "Hand" failed when I typed the link post.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 03:49 AM

Very disappointed...

















Saw thread title and assumed that Chongo was offering a prize for us to win...






Quack!
Geoff the Duck.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Jack Campin
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 04:54 AM

It takes a very long time, but the site does eventually load.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 10:44 AM

The prize you can win is to finally get a (real) chimp in the Oval Office. (not Bush)

Vote Chongo in 2012!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: EBarnacle
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 11:07 AM

And here I thought this would be another Romney thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 12 - 01:53 PM

Chigars

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 10:25 AM

Get this, ya buncha bozos. NO ONE can compete with Chongo Chimp. NO ONE. I am cruisin' straight to the Oval Office in 2012 and things are gonna change bigtime! Yessiree. You are gonna see history made when I put banana trees on the White House lawn and a tree house out back that even Tarzan would die for! There'll be coconuts too. Lots of 'em. No to mention mangos. Millions of mangos. There'll be grapevines hangin' in the rotunda. There'll be an ape in every cabinet post and a monkey behind every desk. Pigs will fly and hell will freeze over. Salesmen will sell ice to Eskimos and Madonna will publicly apologize for havin' been a bit too suggestive here and there over the years. Lady Gaga will apologize too and stop wearin' those ridiculous stage costumes! The troops will come home. (Except for Nigeria. Nigeria is gonna burn!) BillD will finally shut up and admit he's been WRONG about just about EVERYTHING and Don Firth will swear off politics forever and join the Trappist Monks.

Wait for it!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 11:11 AM

Well, it did load after a bit, a little hard to differentiate Hank, the cat, from Hank, the candidate, but I decided I had spent enough time there. Must say that Hank, the Cat, seems mellower than Chongo, the Chimp, so my vote will probably go for the feline.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 12:00 PM

Go ahead, waste yer vote on a cat. It don't matter to me, cos Hank ain't runnin' for the same office I'm runnin' for. He is runnin' for the Senate. I'm runnin' for President. The Senate is fulla fat cats, so I'm thinkin' he stands a pretty good chance of winnin' his seat. People get tired of one fat cat after awhile, and they vote in another one. The mice? Well...they get eaten. Know what I'm sayin'?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo has competition
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 12 - 07:07 PM

There is a place called Hanksville in Utah.

NOWHERE in the world is there now or will there ever be a place called "Chongo". (Except perhaps in California, which doesn't count. "Tarzania"? -- come on!)