Playing the pretend banjo/Banjo Secrets exposed

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:43 PM

Was it the curly 'air banjo?

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:40 PM

duplicate thread

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Threads combined. -Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:39 PM

duplicate thread

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:31 PM

Two girls in the theatre:

First girl: "The man next to me is masturbating"
Second girl: "Just ignore him."
First girl: "I can't, ... he's using my hand!"

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:13 PM

'He was doing what he shouldn't have been doing, without a shadow of a doubt. I felt absolutely violated. I was an emotional wreck at the time. I was furious. The longer I stood there the more angry I got.'


Absolutely violated, but not to the point of moving away or changing cars. Oh, please!

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:04 PM

Oh dear. Must have been a frailing/clawhammer player.

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 12:03 PM

Nice to see the banjo come it so well in this story

L in C#

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: eddie1
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 11:54 AM

I don't think about sex all the time! There was that 15-minute slot last Saturday when I was having my lunch of a sausage and a doughnut........ Well, maybe you're right.

Eddie

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: Ernest
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 11:47 AM

Bribed the Jury?

Rather threatened to take up the Bodhran....;0)

But serioulsly: isn`t it amazing what the woman was thinking? After all it is MEN that are supposed to think about sex all the time...

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: Ernest
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 11:35 AM

In order to avoid annoying all the mudwomen we`ll need a new prefix here. I suggest that we name it after the original poster and call it "Open Fly Thread" (OFT)

Subject: RE: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: Jack Campin
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 11:29 AM

Do you think the court would believe somebody accused of playing the banjo on stage if he argued that he was really just wanking and didn't realize somebody put a banjo in his lap?

Subject: Banjo Secrets exposed
From: eddie1
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 11:25 AM

Believe him if you like

From Reading (UK) Post:-

Imaginary banjo player cleared of public indecency

March 07, 2012

A commuter accused of performing an indecent act while on a train has been cleared after explaining he was strumming an imaginary banjo.

Melvyn Webb, 54, was arrested following a complaint from a woman passenger sitting next to him on a 7.08am Basingstoke to Reading train last August.

Mr Webb, of Basingstoke, denied a charge of outraging public decency and told a jury at Reading Crown Court he was miming playing a banjo and tapping his fingers on his knees.

He also said he had been adjusting his underwear and blamed his heavy breathing on a respiratory tract infection he was suffering at the time.
Believe him if you like!


The jury of eight women and four men cleared Mr Webb by a majority verdict on Monday.



I reckon he bribed the jury!

Eddie

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: Musket
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 09:03 AM

Don't think it will as popular as air guitar though, all the same.

Mind you, when a pub quiz asks what film had duelling banjos in it, the choice of answer has widened somewhat....

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: tonyteach1
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 08:41 AM

I believe that this comes under the same heading as practicing on the pink oboe

Subject: RE: Playing the pretend banjo
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 06:25 AM

If only more banjoists would emulate that performance!

Subject: Playing the pretend banjo
From: Will Fly
Date: 07 Mar 12 - 04:44 AM

Go on - you knw you want to...

Playing the pretend banjo