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Subject: Lyr Req: Temperance Song From: GUEST,wellsy Date: 30 Mar 12 - 10:56 AM You know - the one that starts - "just the other I was invited to a funeral" and who wrote it ? Who's the guilty party ? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Temperance Song From: MartinRyan Date: 30 Mar 12 - 11:08 AM There's a set of words in the Digital Tradition Click here and a number of threads discussing the song and its versions - try a search on "funeral party". Regards |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Temperance Song From: GUEST,999 Date: 30 Mar 12 - 11:34 AM TEMPERANCE -Bob Cockerall (tune: Temperance Reel) Just the other day I was invited to a funeral But to my disappointment, the fella didn't die He said he's very sorry then for havin' dissappointed us And seein' as he apoligized, we let the thing go by To ease our disappointment, he took us out and treated us He bought a quart of porter for a company of ten And when we asked th' fellow whose money he was squanderin' The fellow took his wallet out; we didn't ask again! We got a concertina out all for to make some merriment And none of us could play it tho we tried our best and worst We made an awful noise on it, and if it's any benefit, We played the thing so carefully that all the bellows burst We got a boiled potato for to mend the concertina with When someone struck Maloney with the carcass of a cat He bundled back his whiskers, and he read out the riot act And said he'd put two lumps upon the bugger who done that! The owner of the beershop, when he saw us all a-riotin' He ordered us to leave at once, but this we flat refused So he whistled up some loafers who was standin' round the corner And for ten or fifteen minutes we was bodily abused We gathered up our dignity, and down the road we started, A bunch of hungry urchins, well, they pelted us with mud We told 'em they could chuck it, and they said they was a doin' that And then they all run off and left us there a-standin' where we stood! Well, just around the corner we ran into some Salvationers Who rifled all our pockets, and inquired if we was saved And poor old John McGinty got escorted to the station-house For the song that he was singin', and the way that he behaved. Well, for to free McGinty we all stripped off our undershirts And to the local Pawnshop we marched the bloomin' lot We told them that we only wanted ten-and-six on them There's enough on them already, was the answer that we got! We got ten-and-six on them all for to free McGinty with Bad luck to the beershop we passed along the way! Of course we couldn't pass it without havin' some refreshment And we squandered every penny of the fine we had to pay.... The liquor bein' in us, well, the sense it went all out of us And for a bit of riotin' we quickly did repair We battered one another as we re-arranged the tables Keepin' track of lighter objects that was flyin' thru the air! McPherson hit McCannlesh and McCannlesh hit another man And another man, another man, and any man was right And poor old crippled MacNamara, sittin' doin' nothin' Got a kick that broke his jaw for not indulgin' in the fight We fought around like Turks until the police came and parted us And carted us away with broken noses and black eyes I got thirty days in prison, but to me it was a lesson That I'll go no more to funerals...until the fella dies! From http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE-ARTS/SI-songbook4-art.text |
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