New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???

Subject: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 15 Apr 12 - 02:37 PM

Anyone got any confirmed info on this newly announced Festival ?


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?Itemid=81&id=5064&option=com_content&task=view

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: theleveller
Date: 15 Apr 12 - 04:21 PM

Brilliant. Reminded me of my one and only foray to Towersey. Should be renamed Twatersey.

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: foggers
Date: 15 Apr 12 - 04:27 PM

Excellent. Any festival that promises to be a fusion of Waitrose and the Wicker Man gets my ticket money. Mungo and Jocasta will be over the moon!

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 17 Apr 12 - 11:00 AM

If you recognize the type of families this festival is primarily catering for
you might also enjoy this recent appallingly bad low budget British Horror movie...


"The Children" [2008]Director: Tom Shankland

"Wonderful Stuff.
Horrid smug Middle class parents get killed by and kill their own children, what could be better?
Who could not enjoy this?


Two new-agey British middle class families with annoying accents retire to large-ish house (by British standards)
in countryside for festive season - their kids pick up some viral infection and turn against them
– like tiny, albeit unthreatening, zombies. Forget about the comic idea of kids killing their smug yuppie parents.
The movie wasn't played for laughs.


A group of painfully upper middle class morons go to a deserted location in the woods,
split up and get picked off by a group of murderous monsters.


It was shot well and well acted; I truly despised the smug, self satisfied, middle class tossers the actors portrayed... Perhaps the thought of your precious little darlings turning on you may have some home counties yummie mommies and doting dads feeling uncomfortable ..


..the adults were annoying.."

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Apr 12 - 05:19 PM

I get pretty pissed off with moronic arseholes who think that speaking badly is a passport to some sort of authentic nirvana. Any fule can learn to speak read and write properly (the US's finest actors excepted, apparently). And any slumculter can - if they bother - learn the difference between yuppies and the upper middle class. Go back to reading the Daily Star.

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: michaelr
Date: 17 Apr 12 - 09:41 PM

Is the dailymash the OK equivalent of The Onion?

Subject: RE: New UK Festival - Location ? Dates ???
From: michaelr
Date: 17 Apr 12 - 09:42 PM

Rats -- make that UK