BS: More Uxbridge Definitions

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Jon Heslop
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 10:28 AM

Venezuela - Gondola with harpoon gun mounted.

Political Asylum - House of Commons

Spar Lash - Sailors' knot named after the sond of a shantyman hitting the water

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 10:10 AM

Flatulent = your apartment, used by a friend

Romantic = oarsman with a twitch

Google = sticky white seabird

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:33 AM

Encounter = place to sell chickens.

Animal = Illness caused by hearing 'Tomorrow' yet again.

Example = slimmer than before.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 05:12 PM

foundation - possible illegal immigrant

technical - to remove non-ferrous metal

wooden - comfortable space for attracting potential partner

garbage - also dressage - different to chronological age, as evidenced by clothing worn

Paws

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:20 PM

Shouldn't it be: "sex=what one's ashes are hauled in" ?

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 07:41 AM

Incandescent = Going down in a flimsy lift.

Feline = below which my services are free.

Bovine = Climbing plant with sweaty perfume.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 06:21 AM

Mumbling: Mother's jewellery

Thinking: Underweight monarch

Sinecure: Exorcist

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 05:31 AM

Pompous = Australian cat.

Doggerel = Very bad weather in the sea area.

Incomplete = Pub is now built.

Caucasian = Irish of Indian extraction.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Will Fly
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:29 AM

wheelbarrow = flat, circular burial mound

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: alanabit
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:23 AM

Sex - what one's coal is delivered in.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 11:16 AM

Coalesce: fuel shortage

Collage: Art school

Delegate: Entrance to wholefood shop

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 08:10 AM

concrete - a scam from a large island in the Med.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: KHNic
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 04:37 PM

Solicitor - a female Barrister without briefs

and we all know Countryside.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 09:59 AM

When I worked for a certain global IT company, its European HQ was in Uxbridge. A long running joke was that Uxbridge is an anagram of big durex and we all know what you find in big durexes...happy days.

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Will Fly
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 09:30 AM

Blunderbuss: Omnibus taking the wrong route

Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 08:01 AM

Fervent: Animal hole

Hideyhole: Aperture in skin

Futile: Ceramics shortage

Subject: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 07:12 AM

Balderdash: School sports day granddads race

Sublime: Under tree

Capercailie: Energetic folk dance