BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !

Subject: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: khandu
Date: 28 Jul 12 - 06:20 PM

Haw! Yaz boys and girls, it's that time of year once again! Hidden somewhere in the month of August is the glorious birthday of the August Joe Offer!!!

I can feel you all tensing with excitement! I, myself, am agog! I am all tingly!

A man of Joe Offer's caliber deserves the whole month to be dedicated to celebratory gatherings across this globe. Yaz yaz! Let us shout and rejoice that such a one as he was born. Truly, had he not been, we would all wonder why.

A Happy "Happy Birthmonth" to Joe Offer and may he have many many more!

Here's to you, my friend!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: JennieG
Date: 28 Jul 12 - 07:22 PM

Only a few days to go.......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 12 - 07:55 PM

I thought this said, "Joe Offer's BirthMARK."

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Joe Offer
Date: 28 Jul 12 - 08:20 PM

Aw, khandu, you didn't forget me!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 12 - 08:30 PM

Just in case I don't get here again before the end of August... happies atchya, Joe!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: khandu
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 06:49 AM

Wha?! Forget you?! Every August, by Royal Edict, has been set aside to offer tribute to Your Self in the Etereal Kingdom of Mississippi.

Forget you! That would be like forgetting to take my daily Metamucil or putting on my underwear. Unthinkable!

Have a great one, O Great One.

(BTW, should anyone ask; Joe Offer, sir, is no Igmo!)

k

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 08:13 AM

Happy upcoming birthday, Joe! Consider yourself lucky that this has just a few posts and not 45,500+!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 08:35 AM

adding my congratulations for a Happy Birthmonth, Joe.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 03:28 PM

Add my voice to the chorus: HAPPY BIRTHMONTH, Joe!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 03:32 PM

He wisnae born, he wis hatched :)

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: ollaimh
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 05:51 PM

or perhaps found under a rock

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 06:23 PM

This rock?

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Jul 12 - 06:54 PM

At first glance I misread this thread title as:

"Coming Soon: Joe Offer's Bigmouth"

Couldn't understand why anyone thought it was missing. ????

Figured it was just another trash talk thread, so I didn't bother looking at it until just now, so now I'm gonna have to see if I can find one ot those "Why I didn't give a shit" birthday cards as an excuse for getting to the party late.

(I quit having birthdays several years ago. It's certainly kept me young, handsome, and vigorous. Isn't it about Joe's time? - or maybe it's already too late?)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jul 12 - 03:10 AM

Well, it's not really a birthday celebration, John. At my age, it's more like a wake.
Plenty of booze, and all that...

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Janie
Date: 08 Aug 12 - 07:40 PM

'tis the month to celebrate!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 12 - 08:47 PM

To celebrate WHAT???

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 12 - 09:07 PM

I seem to recall the actual glorious day is August 16th. Certainly appropriate to keep the jollies rollicking.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 01:55 AM

Hmmmm. I feel like Rumpelstiltskin - keep 'em guessing.

Thanks for the good wishes, folks.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 02:04 AM

Hmmmm I didn't know I was uncooked. Guest above was I.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 05:00 AM

I?

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: gnu
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 05:34 AM

Happy Bday Eve, Joe.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 07:48 AM

Happy birthmonth, Joe! I commented to this thread earlier, but the internett must have eaten my post (along with Sandra's cookie).

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 08:58 AM

This is not the month Joe was born. That's coming soon. Says so right on the thread title. RSN. Joe will actually never have a birthday again.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Janie
Date: 09 Aug 12 - 11:01 PM

I always wondered what his secret for eternal youth was.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 05:23 AM

It's his personality that's august, maybe?

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: BrendanB
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 02:36 PM

Multiple best wishes, have a good one.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Aug 12 - 04:02 PM

Well, to dispel any confusion, allow me to tell you that my birthmonth is also august.....
I never let out the exact date because most of my other information is public, and giving my date of birth would be enough for you people to set up credit accounts in my name.

-Rumpelstiltskin-

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Soon; Joe Offer's Birthmonth !
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 11 Aug 12 - 09:25 AM

Lord only KNOWS the things people would do in your name, Joe ; )

I'll just have a drink in your name, to celebrate, and look forward to a hug and a song.

Dani