Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby

Subject: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 03 Aug 12 - 11:22 AM

Does anyone have the words to this by the Absolute Blues Band (US)? Also performed by Oxford (UK) Steamroller.
If not I'll have to transcribe it from a not-very clear Youtube clip:
Here

RtS

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 03 Aug 12 - 05:22 PM

Spotify has these 2 songs:

KISS MY ASS BABY, performed by M. T. Express on "Springfever" (2009).

BABY KISS MY ASS, performed by Danny Adler on "Homestretch" (2006).

Unfortunately, I can't listen to either of them right now; I'm in a coffeehouse without my ear buds.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 Aug 12 - 03:20 AM

I've emailed Steamroller, I'll post the "tasteful" words if I get them.

RtS

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 10:19 AM

NOT Absolute Blues Band but All Purpose Blues Band (Sorry!). Steamroller haven't acknowledged my e-mail so I've tried All Purpose... watch this space. The accent is quite thick on their Youtube video.BTW Why do bands have a "Contact Us" spot on their website if they never reply (GRR!).

RtS

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 17 Sep 12 - 09:31 AM

No reply from either Steamroller or the All Purpose Blues Band to my e-mails. Can anyone hear the words more clearly than me on the link I gave?

RtS

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Kiss my ass baby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 20 Sep 12 - 06:44 AM

While I wait for the definitive lyrics to turn up I've worked up a usable set, based on the usual floating verses. For an English audience I though Ovaltine would work as a humourous alternative to the usual gasoline
KISS MY ASS, BABY        
(All purpose Blues Band adapted by RtS)

Kiss my ass, baby,
I don't need your shit no more
Kiss my ass, baby,
I don't need your shit no more
Pack your bags
and get your shit right out the door

I'm in rags and you still dress so fine
I'm in rags and you still dress so fine
You spent your money
And now you spent all mine

I ask for gin, you give me Ovaltine
I ask for gin, you give me Ovaltine
Are you just crazy
Or are you just plain mean?

Keep me waitin' at the front door
While HE sneaks out the back
Keep me waitin' at the front door
While HE sneaks out the back
Clear out your shit,
Get HIM to help you pack

Kiss my ass baby
(response) Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass baby
(response) Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass baby
(response) Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass baby
I don't need your shit no more


RtS