Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012

Subject: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 07:16 AM

Right: V2 BBQ - on Sat the 15th Sept at Bridge towers. ME3 9RD.

Since the garden is the result largely of the hard work of Cari Sayers, whose birthday is that day (and mine is the 7th) it is a joint birthday party hence V2 (two virgos see - probably no virgins).

Bring it and burn it/drink it although there will be some house beer. Also bring it and play it and/or sing it. If the weather is inclement we will sing in the house.

Everyone she or I knows and every real mudcatter is invited. Age is not a condition. Terms and condition as apply (largely exclusion of liability - see below). Those too far away (or likely to get too drunk) to go home message or email me about crashing space in house, caravan, or tent in garden (or even in garage or garden shed).


Benjamin dog (the only surviving animal) has had a stroke and is doddery. If you are going to bully him - don't come. Try to resist his blandishments about food. I think he likes BBQ'd meat better than most people. If you do succumb - do not give him mustard or chillis. I will throw you out if I catch you doing that or teasing him. Dog people are safe. People who fear dogs are likely safe but may get intimidated. Liability is excluded.

If you want to bring kids they are welcome (subject as follows) BUT you are responsible for them and I am not moving musical intruments or ornaments or hifi or computers and I will be VERY vexed if unsupervised kids break things.

Most of the locals have webbed feet and were extras in "Deliverance" but I like them. This is only half a joke. Until you are in the house, walk softly and carry a big stick.

The stones on the patio are loose and LIABILITY IS HEREBY EXCLUDED.

The steps to the patio are uneven - Sue Leopard took a purler down (or was it up?) them one year.   LIABILITY IS HEREBY EXCLUDED.

Do NOT eat the brugmansia. Every part of this plant is poisonous. LIABILITY IS HEREBY EXCLUDED.

Do NOT eat the daturae. Every part of this plant is poisonous. LIABILITY IS HEREBY EXCLUDED.

For God's sake do not eat the adeniums. They are MUCH more poisonous than the brugs or the dats. LIABILITY IS HEREBY EXCLUDED.

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Dead Horse
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 12:42 PM

Sounds irresistable, you smooth taliking bastard ye.
Is salmonella provided or do I need to bring my own? (This should NOT in any way be construed as an indication that I will attend, either in person or through a proxy)

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 04:22 PM

If you bring your own E.coli make sure you eat it all.

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: melodeonboy
Date: 20 Aug 12 - 07:47 AM

What time are you starting, Richard? I'd love to come but I've got a gig in Chilham in the evening.

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Girl Friday
Date: 20 Aug 12 - 08:12 AM

OO er..... I can't remember either, though I think I may have tripped up rather than fell down. Since that occurrence I have treated them with extra care and attention. I will bring a big stick to assist me with steps, and for any other neccessary occurrences as per above. Promise not to use it to intimidate Benjamin. He is my friend. Anyone who upsets him will suffer the wrath of the Leopard .

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 20 Aug 12 - 11:00 AM

Probably about 2 or thereabouts.

Oh - exclusions from invitations:

1. Anyone I don't like. I think you know who you are.
2. Anyone Cari doesn't like. I think I know who you are.
3. Members or supporters of the three-lettered acronym (TLA) that we don't like or the other TLA that is so like it.
4. Anyone we get grumpy with on the day.

ROAR (this is nothing to do with Leopards, but stands for "Rights Of Admission Reserved")

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 21 Aug 12 - 03:27 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Dead Horse
Date: 21 Aug 12 - 07:44 AM

What have you got against The Dyslexics Association (TLA) Richard?
Is there somtinge we ouhgt to wonk?

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 21 Aug 12 - 07:52 AM

Shit - Diary disaster! My party clashes with Deal. Party hereby cancelled. To be re-arranged on a date that does not clash!

Subject: RE: Garden Party North Kent Sat 15 Sept 2012
From: GUEST,Abdul sans cookie
Date: 21 Aug 12 - 12:40 PM

LOL!!!