Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!

Subject: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Sawzaw
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 07:55 PM

Rodney Carrington - The Pubic Hair Song Lyrics

To the tune of Thank God I'm a Country Boy

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back
Watching them peckers try to get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

When she's not feeling horny and she uses vaseline
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean
I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

Well I like it when they eat
But I dont like when they diddle
I get touched when you pound on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a little piddle
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

Yeehaw

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,Chord strangler sans cookie
Date: 25 Aug 12 - 09:03 PM

Dear dear dear...Is this-what the Cat has descended to...M

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 12:53 AM

Knowing Sawzaw's political orientation, I suppose he learned it from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas - who also had a fetish about pubic hairs.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Sawzaw
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 12:57 AM

I cain't win. I get bitched at for not posting anything about music and bitched at when I do.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 01:05 AM

Perhaps a somewhat broad concept of 'music' involved here?

~M~

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 04:29 AM

Aw, but we like ya, Sawzaw!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 08:37 AM

Sawzall-

Yes, this is some of your best work. It's not much but it's your best, in my humble opinion, if not your very best.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 12:00 PM

Those lyrics are dyeafollicle

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: RichM
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 02:41 PM

Bawdy songs are a valid tradition.

...But pubic hairs currently are rare...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 05:32 PM

Hair today, and gone tomorrow?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Bugsy
Date: 26 Aug 12 - 08:21 PM

Surely this song was stolen from Percy Granger?


Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Sawzaw
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 08:06 AM

Thanks for putting up with me. I thought I should contribute something.

I have an even worse one if you want it.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,RJ Lewis
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 11:11 AM

I have a copy of this song. Since I always loved john's music, I found it amusing that this one got turned into a parody. I now have quite a collection of parodies, including one to "The Battle of New Orleans", called, "The Battle of Kookamonga", about boy scouts n girl scouts. I have lots of others,just get in touch if you have a favorite you want to hear again. [e-mail]

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,loki
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 12:37 PM

"I have an even worse one if you want it."

No thanks

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 01:15 PM

Didn't an Australian comedy singer called 'Kevin Bloody Wilson' sing a funny song about a pubic hair? I seem to remember each verse was in a different accent, and included a Scot and Spaniard who had a pubic hair caught in his nose. Anyone heard that one?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 02:46 PM

It's not new, it's not clever!

If you must sing about pubic hairs, might I suggest:
Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter

Cheers

Nigel

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 07:08 PM

This is great! Needs verses about getting brazilled...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 27 Aug 12 - 07:12 PM

This is great! Needs verses about getting brazilled...

Brazilled, bejazzled & bewildered am I?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 03:07 AM

Google Kevin Bloody Wilson - the Pubic Hair Song. All his songs are irreverent.

The song I remember, and I do't know who sung it, but he mimicked male singers with a pubic hair stuck in/on their throat, tongue, roof of their mouth etc.. Two voices I remember were Maurice Chevalier and Charles Aznavour. Very funny trying to hawk the hair up and out.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,loki
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 05:07 AM

vajazzled, Nigel

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 06:42 AM

At least Kevin ' bloody ' Wilson has the redeeming quality of being very funny, check out his song, ' Hey Santa Claus '

Dave H

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 06:10 AM

Oh Dave, that's my favourite! It always makes me scream! But 'The Kid' runs a very close second.