BS: Tomorrow is September 16th

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Sep 12 - 05:52 AM

Not as good as talking about sex, next year I turn 69, can't wait!!

'Turning 69' is a bit pointless, you just get 69 again (lucky man).
Unless you don't "go all the way" in which case you get the glyph for the star sign Cancer!

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 19 Sep 12 - 02:07 AM

16th September 1908

The day that William C Durant created General Motors.
Just thought you would be interested.

Not as good as talking about sex, next year I turn 69, can't wait!!

Not as good as I once was,
But I am as good once as I ever was.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 18 Sep 12 - 04:20 AM

I got married for the first time at 44 as well.
Congratulations.
Sex at 44 is great ...



Unless you live at #45 and your wife finds out!

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:41 PM

I got married for the first time at 44 as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Sep 12 - 03:18 PM

September 16 was my nephew's 45th birthday; his claim to fame is that he got married for the first time just three months ago. In the '50s my uncle did the same thing- his did not end happily. My fingers are crossed.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 16 Sep 12 - 09:48 PM

Happy Birthday son of ChanteyLass.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 16 Sep 12 - 09:44 PM

And September 16, 2012, is my son's 35th birthday, right up until midnight.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM

The ones that really worry me are the ones who den eye both God AND evolution!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 09:03 PM

Oh Mrrzy ME! Here ya go.... G R O A N!

That's a ten in the all time best. Well done!

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 08:49 PM

Paul Ryan has declared that there is no such thing as September...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 08:44 PM

Den eye is a disease of cavepersons. The archaological evidence comes from hole left near each eye from rubbing them that only occurred in skulls of that human era. Now, I know that some people deny evolution...

but...

To deny den eye is to deny ne nigh dent, aye!

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 08:43 PM

In 30 seconds it will be 8:44.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 06:49 PM

"We don't have televised hockey on Saturday night. None at all."

I t'ought ye lived in da greatest country ina worl, buddy? NO hockey on Saturday night? Shockin.

Then again, youse are both erudite and well edgeumacated so there it is, eh? If twas on ye wouldn't watch it needer as I don't. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 06:27 PM

Jack - LOL. Welcome to the fold.

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 06:23 PM

Gnu,

We don't have televised hockey on Saturday night. None at all. Carol and I find other things to do.

Janie,

I have committed the cardinal sin of the Mudcat. I have underestimated catters' ability to mixed pedantry with humor.

Krinkle, what the heck is your problem? Where ever you are it is the 16th all day until it is then not. FOR INSTANCE AS SOME MAY INSIST. TOMORROW IS NOT THE 11th!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 05:19 PM

But not just ANY September 16th. The NHL lockout? Good lord! What will we do on Saturday night? NO Hockey Night In Da Da Da Da DaDAAAADAAAAAA? Go skating or tobogganing with the kids or take them to the rink and watch them try to be hockey players with no future? This is seeeeerious shit.

After goin up ta Tim's eh? Of course, eh?. Double double, eh? And some steeped tea for the missus.

Steeped tea? Do you fuckin believe that shit? Tim must be rollin, eh wha?

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 05:10 PM

Arbitrary, Son (Sun.)

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 05:00 PM

Doesn't the International Date Line mean you're only half right?
(:-( ))=

Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 04:51 PM

Sure I can. I can deny anything I choose to deny.

No one can deprive me of that right.

So there!

Subject: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 04:38 PM

It is, you can't deny that.... today.