BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?

Subject: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:01 PM

Is it scared? Is it trying to attract attention? Does it have something to do with Earth tremors?

This thread is for you, Dan. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:06 PM

It does that, like a puppy, because it's so happy to see Dan!

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:11 PM

If it didn't, it would break when you dropped it.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:20 PM

OH the Humanity ... Nightmares now .... that is just mean just mean
OH the Humanity

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:24 PM

it wiggles and Jiggles cause it is alive. It is the devil. Once you eat it, It will consume your soul .. Fear the Jello my friends

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:50 PM

Now I gotta sprinkle holy water on my monitor ...

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:53 PM

It is a simple colloidal suspension of disbelief. You only think that it's wiggling and jiggling. It's really getting ready to attack. But properly trained jello can make a very effective home security system. Just put a sign on your doors that reads "DANGER! ATTACK JELLO!" and nobody will bother you.

Ever.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 11:22 PM

Dan... Jello is not to be feared. Yo just do the same thing with it as regular water to make it Holy Water... boil the hell out of it.

Bob's yer uncle.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 12:02 AM

I wonder if we're related, Dan? My grandfather felt the same way about jello as you do.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 04:08 AM

Is it related to the bold fisherman who sailed out from Pimlico?

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 05:41 AM

We Catholics were brought up to believe that there might be something lascivious about Jello. Something about the wiggling was supposed to give little boys dirty thoughts. We heard that Lutherans served a lot of Jello molds at their potlucks, and that was proof.

When I entered a Catholic seminary in 1961, I was surprised to find that Jello molds were a staple in the refectory. Makes me think those nuns who cooked for us must have been lascivious, too.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 06:10 AM

Ah. but what shape were the moulds Joe? In the light of the current thread about a plastic Jesus, I'm sure they could have been any religious shape.
Anybody care for a Lime Jello BVM?

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 08:50 AM

You can also see it jump and dance. I think it may be trying, albeit unsuccessfully, to keep the last few drops from dropping into his trousers................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 09:44 AM

To swallow the fly (thinks it's a spider, see).

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 09:47 AM

Jello

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Musket
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 09:55 AM

I wonder if it does the same as jelly?

Here in The UK, we had hitherto ascribed it to momentum, but if USA research in your equivalent dessert shows otherwise, I'll edit my thesis straight away!

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:05 AM

did you ever see the movie the blob. Well it was Jell-o if you have that in your house you could wake up living inside the Jello . Fear the Jello my friends

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Megan L
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:11 AM

Now anyone with a modicome of sense knows that all jelly(Jello) is female. It wiggles jiggles and giggles to attract the male of the species . If you do not believe me look at any flighty young secretaryand compare.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:41 AM

Megan
where do us male mudcatters find this secretary?

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:57 AM

There is the spirit of an animal hoof in there, that wants to get out.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,VaTam
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:57 AM

It wiggles and jiggles merely to frighten Old Dude. If he ever gets over his phobia, then Jelly/Jello won't be fun any more. Bill Cosby will be out of a job. And school lunches will be even more boring.

So Dan, Don't you ever change. You just keep on bein' afraid. Be very afraid. So much depends upon it.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:06 AM

If it attacks, throw liquid nitrogen on it. It will instantly freeze and when it thaws it will become a watery goop, dead and harmless.

Always keep a bucket of liquid nitrogen by your bed. You might carry it concealed when you go out, perhaps in one of those inside-your-crotch holsters. Be prepared!

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,Abdul on laptop
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:49 AM

Our UK Jelly is different, it wibbles and wobbles.
Al

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 12:14 PM

We could all be living inside the jello bowl with all the fruit next to us ... yup could happen, it comes alive at night, Fear the jello, avoid it at all cost. wait, we are on mudcat we already live next to fruit ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 12:36 PM

And nuts.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: gnu
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 01:54 PM

Jello sucks. If you use a straw.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 01:56 PM

Jelly not Jello

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Megan L
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 02:14 PM

Wie a handle like old dude i darent tell you where she is all that wiggling ang joggling wouldnt be good for your heart :)

Mind you some of us darent go near jelly heck if ah started wiggling and jiggling poor Skarpi wid think he was in the middle o an earthquake

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 02:30 PM

Megan can't stop laughing so true

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Megan L
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 02:57 PM

Jings that brought on a flashback of three female uk catters singing Jim Lads Lingerie Song

words by Jim Brannigan
music ... A Pub With No Beer

The Lingerie Song

Each Wednesday night while the kids are asleep
And me wife's at the bingo it's upstairs I creep
I throw me old coveralls down on the floor
And go rummaging into the top dresser drawer
(Chorus)
Then I swing to the left, I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me
As dancing around in me wife's lingerie

Well that's been my hobby for six years or so
And I feel that it's time for to let yous all know
I suppose it might come as a terrible shock
Ah can you just imagine me wearing a smock
(Chorus)
As I swing to the left and I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me
As dancing around in me wife's lingerie

Last Saturday night on me way to the bar
I went to confessions to see Father Maher
Says he "Now my son, won't you tell me what's wrong?"
Ah says I "Hold on Father, I'll sing you my song."
(Chorus)
I swing to the left, I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
For there's nothing on earth that'll give your heart cheer
Like dancing around in your wife's ould brazier

Well ould Father Maher gave a terrible shout
Then he reached through the curtain and gave me a clout
For penance he gave me the whole rosary
Saying 'Try not to wrinkle your wife's hosiery"
(Chorus)
As I swing to the left and I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me
As dancing around in me wife's lingerie

Well that's been my story I know it's absurd
But I've told you the truth to the very last word
I'm a little uncomfortable singing this song
But I think it's because I am wearing a thong
(Chorus)
As I swing to the left and I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me
As dancing around in me wife's lingerie
(Chorus)
Oh I swing to the left, I swing to the right
Just prancing and dancing well into the night
For there's nothing on earth that'll give your heart cheer
Like dancing around in your wife's UN DER WEAR!


Well all went well till we reached the chorus then a certain male catter ordered us to swing in different directions so we would not knock the hotel down a bit like those roman soldiers crossing a bridge :)

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 03:56 PM

Becca
that is the scariest thing I ever seen!! OH the horror the horror

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:36 PM

Picture this, Dan: a jello slide. What you have is a long slide going down to a kidney-shaped swimming pool. The pool is three quarters full of quivering jello, cherry red variety. You climb up the ladder, say a few "Hail Mary"s and whooosh down the side! SPLURCH!!!!!!!!!!

It's the kind of thing Idi Amin demanded when he was running Uganda. That man definitely thought BIG.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:38 PM

I would have to kill myself first ... It would be the only honorable thing to do for mankind

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:59 PM

Heh! I'm now picturing Idi Amin doing the cannonball into a pool full of jello. It would be an awesome sight to see. He was nuts about Scottish culture, so he'd probably have demanded plaid colored jello...assuming such a thing is even possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:20 PM

It is possible, if you cut the jello into cubes and strips and things and then arrange them in a plaid. Kinda like this, only different.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: number 6
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:28 PM

Jello famous western delicacy

good grief

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:58 PM

I am in fear, I fear no man, no beast, I fear jello it could take over the world it could really. Destroy mankind as we know it. Death by jello,   I think the Aliens sent it to earth to destroy us all

fear the jello my friends or you will be doomed

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: gnomad
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 01:45 AM

Jell* is ALIVE Dan should avoid this link.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: JennieG
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 01:59 AM

Yay, green jello!

There's a children's chant in Oz that goes:

Jelly on a plate
Jelly on a plate
Wibble wobble wibble wobble
Jelly on a plate........

Just for you, Dan.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 10:19 AM

A present for olddude! (It's all there, in parts.)

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 10:19 AM

I looked I looked the horror the horror

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 11:12 AM

Lichtenstein, a country long intent on taking over the world, is now perfecting a massive Jello Bomb that will render all previous weapons obsolete. The USA government knows about it, but has remained mute on the subject, fearing a public panic would ensue if the information got out. All this ballyhoo about Iranian nukes is just a red herring to get people distracted away from the real threat...Lichtenstein!

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 12:01 PM

Jello wiggles and jiggles for the same reason that a concrete block doesn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 03:08 PM

Lichtenstein has long terrorized the world with their devastating combination of custard-filled pastrie shells and medieval catapults and trebuchets...but the Jello Bomb is a quantum leap forward in their mastery of WMDs. I fear for the future!

Just think...if Joshua had had jello at his disposal, Jericho would have fallen in a single day...and then they'd have renamed the place Jellicho.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 04:06 PM

That was the secret weapon in the Ark ... lime green Jello with fruit in it the enemy would just give up in fear

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Gurney
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 05:27 PM

It is as it is because of it's ingredients.
To quote the immortal Blaster Bated, it is made of ''osses 'ooves, cow's udders, and donkey's queer things.'

Oh, and artificial flavour.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:56 PM

Jellicoe was an admiral, and an Earl.

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:32 PM

Yes, lime Jello was the secret weapon in the Ark, but not the Ark of the Covenant. It was the secret weapon in Noah's Ark. It's the reason why the lions didn't eat the bunnies. Noah fed all the animals, no matter whether herbivores, omnivores or carnivores, a steady diet of nothing but lime Jello.

You see, lime Jello contains huge amounts of tranquilizing agents. Why do you think they serve so much of it in hospitals, particularly in the psychiatric wings. Why do you think there's a picture of Nurse Ratched on the back of Jello boxes? Why do you think there are no more unicorns? Because Noah slit their throats so he could use their hooves to make Jello!

Subject: RE: BS: Why does jello wiggle and jiggle?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:57 PM

That sure changes the song about unicorns.