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Kendall's new book

kendall 22 Oct 12 - 10:35 AM
GUEST,999 22 Oct 12 - 10:39 AM
Midchuck 22 Oct 12 - 10:59 AM
kendall 22 Oct 12 - 11:34 AM
SINSULL 22 Oct 12 - 11:36 AM
ChanteyLass 22 Oct 12 - 08:20 PM
Jeri 22 Oct 12 - 08:24 PM
Janie 22 Oct 12 - 08:35 PM
kendall 23 Oct 12 - 07:24 AM
Rapparee 23 Oct 12 - 10:05 AM
Midchuck 23 Oct 12 - 10:08 AM
kendall 23 Oct 12 - 12:55 PM
maeve 23 Oct 12 - 01:13 PM
kendall 23 Oct 12 - 02:04 PM
open mike 23 Oct 12 - 02:08 PM
Rapparee 23 Oct 12 - 03:09 PM
catspaw49 23 Oct 12 - 03:12 PM
maeve 23 Oct 12 - 03:59 PM
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maeve 23 Oct 12 - 05:40 PM
Bobert 23 Oct 12 - 07:37 PM
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kendall 23 Oct 12 - 08:40 PM
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KT 03 Jan 13 - 03:01 AM
kendall 03 Jan 13 - 07:30 AM
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Subject: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 10:35 AM

I met with the new publisher this morning over breakfast. Looks like we have a deal on the new book.
Lots of work to do, but it's a start.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 10:39 AM

Great news, Kendall. Best wishes for huge success with it.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Midchuck
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 10:59 AM

Want me to help ghostwrite the dirty parts?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 11:34 AM

I'll check with the old blue haired ladies on the board of directors.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 11:36 AM

Head Groupie Report: We prefer Kendall's version of the naughty bits. But thank you for the offer.
SINS


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 08:20 PM

Wonderful! Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Jeri
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 08:24 PM

You need a title?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Janie
Date: 22 Oct 12 - 08:35 PM

Huzzah! (And it is about time you did some work!)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:24 AM

I have a title, "Father fell down the well."
Work? I've always worked; I'm not just another pretty face you know.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 10:05 AM

"Father fell sown the well."

Was it filled up and he'd done a bad job of seeding it?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Midchuck
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 10:08 AM

D is next to S on the stupid QWERTY keyboard. Easy typo.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 12:55 PM

What typo?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: maeve
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 01:13 PM

Just a minor typo, Kendal.
You posted that the title of the new book is, ""Father fell sown the well."
We know your title is, "Father Fell Down the Well".


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 02:04 PM

Looks right to me


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: open mike
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 02:08 PM

sorry to hear your father fell down the well...is he o.k.?
more importantly--is the water o.k.??!!

hope there's a bucket and a rope


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 03:09 PM

Down into the well
Which the plumber built her
Aunt Eliza fell.
We must buy a filter.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 03:12 PM

What kinda' screwed up title is that anyway? If Father fell up the well, then you'd have something. Any asshole can fall down a well......'course that does explain a lot about the author I suppose. Maybe you could have the dumb bastard go through the well and wind up in a back alley in Terra Haute circa 1952.

See, that'd be something folks would really enjoy. Nobody gives a half shit about a guy falling down anything unless there's some good sexual content. Like if he fell down a well and wound up sliding through a looking glass buried beneath where he'd meet Alice and the Mad Hatter. Then he could screw the livin' hell out of Alice while being reamed from behind by the Mad Hatter. THERE is a plot for you!

Whaddaya' think? I have other ideas as well but I would definitely go with more than some numbnuts jadrool tripping over his shoelaces into a well.



Spaw


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: maeve
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 03:59 PM

It's been fixed; someone is watching over you! :)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 04:49 PM

Fixed? It has? Okay then, what is it? Terra Haute or Mad Hatter reaming?


Spaw


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: maeve
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 05:40 PM

Welcome home, Spaw. :)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 07:37 PM

If you need me to proof read it fir dangling corpuscles or speelin', let me know, Capt'n...

B~


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: gnu
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:15 PM

"Looks right to me"

THAT is hilarious! Hahahahahahaa. Inside joke.

Yo SPAW you twisted sumbitch! Glad to hear yer UP for a reach around.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 12 - 08:40 PM

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Good to have you back, Spaw.I missed my ex wife almost as much when she left.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 03:41 PM

I just got a contract from the publisher for the new book. We are rolling!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: maeve
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 03:52 PM

Hurrah!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 09:44 PM

Congratulations, Kendall!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jan 13 - 10:01 PM

I want mine autographed by the master storyteller Kendall.

If that makes you cringe with humbillyity*, Kendall, too bad on accounta it's yer fault fer being a master yarner.

*Maybe you or others don't regard you as a hillbilly, but *I* do. Yer good people where I come from. Salt of the earth... hillbilly... redneck... good ol' boy... whatever, I just know that when you tell a story, I listen and enjoy.

Good on ya!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 03 Jan 13 - 01:25 AM

Got all your crayons sharpened?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: KT
Date: 03 Jan 13 - 03:01 AM

Yahoo, Cap'n! I want mine autographed AND illustrated, please! (by the author, of course!)


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jan 13 - 07:30 AM

I shall do my best.Thanks to all of you; your support is vital.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: GUEST,Steve Sellors
Date: 25 Jan 13 - 02:51 PM

Kendall's working on a new book? He didn't even finish colouring the last one.

Utah lives!


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: kendall
Date: 25 Jan 13 - 02:58 PM

Thats not all, I've started on my second million; the first one was just coming too damned hard.


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 13 - 07:46 AM

Soooo?


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Subject: RE: Kendall's new book
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 10 Apr 13 - 09:07 AM

Nothing further.


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