BS: Does Jesus urinate?

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Joybell
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 02:35 PM

At Forest Lawn there is a statue of Jesus beside a pool. Beneath his feet water(?) runs into the pool. "The Grotto of the Incontinent Savior", I believe. Although it doesn't actually have a lable.
Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 02:06 PM

USA leads in the Golden medals, again.


USA wins Gold

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 01:21 PM

without comment

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 07:02 AM

Peeing statues are not new. Below are a couple in Prague. Brussels even has a female one. Should your city not have one?


Peeing Statues - Kafka Museum in Prague, Czech Republic

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 06:54 AM

The real Pee-pee Boy

Mannekin pis

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 04:58 AM

Riley Puckett's boil.
=(:-( I)

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 04:50 AM

Isn't it curious how some folk are obsessed with the physical side of celestial beings? It's a wonder they don't venerate the Virgin Mary's earwax, or St Joseph's toenail clippings. Just like mediaeval times, when 'holy relics' were all the rage. It surprises me that people are still in this mindset nowadays. Holy weewee! Good grief!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 09 Dec 12 - 01:33 AM

Stupid question:
Did Jesus sh*#?
Stupid answer:
Of course not!
Another stupid question:
Did Jesus eat?
Stupid answer:
Yes, of course, because the bible refers to several feasts including The Last Supper.
Stupid question:
Did Jesus sh*#?
Stupid answer:
No!
Stupid question:
If he ate and didn't sh*#,was he constipated?
Stupid answer:
What you implying?

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 11:09 PM

A more important question might be "Does Jesus masturbate?" Apparently he did, but only once. Christians have been waiting for a "Second Coming" for years.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 06:41 PM

Yeah. I don't do it either, other than sharing good company with people I like.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 06:17 PM

I don't do Christmas anymore.
It just feeds the greedy corporations. The banks. The government.
=(:-( ))

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 06:07 PM

Kris Kringle meets Hank Krinkle? Ya gotta know Kris is gonna kick his ass, eat his milk and cookies and THEN shit down his chimmily. And, kick the snot out of his sat dish for good measure after nine tiny reindeer join in the shitty fray.

BTW, Hank. If Sandy leaves you a present, keep it under the tree until morning. That ticking sound just means it's an antique watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 05:51 PM

Don't look up the chimney, Tinkle. You never know what might be on its way down.

Santa DOES keep this list, you know. And he might be up there just waiting for you.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 05:47 PM

And Don's favorite : Doo doo!
=(:-( o)

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 05:35 PM

Bathroom humor.
Lowest of the low.
Grow up.
Stinkiepottiepooperweeweetinklepeepee.
=(:-( D)

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 05:21 PM

Don Firth's pic was on a greeting card sold at a few stores here some years ago, but with the caption:

"YOUR GIFT IS ON THE WAY."

(I got mine that year.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:57 PM

It was to build up back pressure, Guffers, you sexist git.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:28 PM

Don... hahahahaa! JS... Hahaha!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:27 PM

LOL!!, Don.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: GUEST,Jack Sprocket
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:24 PM

Jesus wet!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:24 PM

DON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, that's terrible!!!!

Talk about sacrilege....yeesh. I'm glad I didn't see that when I was 5 years old.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:21 PM

Little Hawk: "...That's like telling an idealistic eight year old boy that girls fart,.."

That reminds me of a little cute one......

Why don't women fart???




















They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:21 PM

Well . . . somebody had to do it:

CLICKY

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:09 PM

"does the Easter Bunny poop in the woods?"

Nope. Walmart... and shits $$$!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 04:02 PM

That was mean, Ebbie! ;-D Give the poor man a break. That's like telling an idealistic eight year old boy that girls fart, for gosh sakes...or that Santa does "number 2"!

We all need a certain comfort zone around our sacred figures, you know. I mean, hey, does the Easter Bunny poop in the woods? Come on!

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 03:54 PM

My brother, a fundamentalist, said that, of course, God is male- all the texts call him Father.

I said, So you think that God has a penis?

He stared at me, speechlessly.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Stringsinger
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 03:48 PM

Who cares? There is a folklore that said that "rain is the angels going to the celestial bathroom".

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 03:45 PM

Well, I'm sure he did while he was still in a physical body...

So?

(Yes, I did read the article that inspired this thread.)

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 01:12 PM

Oh boy does He! I'm been outside in His rainstorms.

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 01:11 PM

"He effectively told them to bugger off."
.,,.

Surely he told them to piss off!

~M~

Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 11:19 AM

Line up the folks who persecuted Sanal Edamaruku, give each of them a glass of the 'water' he warned them about, and see how many drink it.

Subject: RE: BS: Jesus urinates!
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 10:35 AM

Thought I'd changed the thread title, but it didn't register.

Subject: BS: Jesus urinates!
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 08 Dec 12 - 10:34 AM

Yep, it beggars belief: Jesus sprang a leak