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Lyr Add: It's Not the Hair You're Born With
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Subject: Lyr Add: It's Not the Hair You're Born With From: GUEST,Simon, Brisbane Date: 20 Dec 12 - 12:20 PM I almost cringe to add this, which was inspired by Si Kahn's great song " It's Not Just What You're Born With". But it's not a parody, just a lexical tangent. I've met Si, and he seemed to have a good sense of humour. I trust he wouldn't take this the wrong way. There are a couple of Aussie references in here, which may perplex those from other places. IT'S NOT THE HAIR YOU'RE BORN WITH You must know someone like him, pot-bellied, stunted, mean, Body like a walrus, mind not sharp nor keen Sideburns like 2 feral hedges, twisted, messy, mad When he resorts to combovers, and it all gets very sad . It's not the hair you're born with, it's when you loose your hair It's not how much grows on your face, if your scalp is mostly bare Not the hair transplants you dream of, that you just can't afford It's how closely you can shave it so the bald spot goes ignored In all those youthful happy snaps, you looked virile, hirsute Wearing paisley shirts, purple flares and platform heels to boot What use is Hair 2000, it's hair that maketh man So you splash on sexy aftershave, as much as you can stand For what's the use of Brylcreem , what's there left to save ? What good's the finest hair oil, if there's nothing left to shave , What good's Advanced Hair Studios, Greg Matthews and Shane Warne May well have got their hair back, but yours is too far gone What's the use of a few long strands combed from left to right If a blotchy, purpling, pimpled pate is all that they highlight I suppose there's always toupees now, but you'd look like Elton John Accept you're challenged follically, shave off what's left, move on Cos it's not how many products you smear upon the dome It's more about what you remove with a Number 2 comb What's sprouting from your ears and nose is most of what remains It's not the hair you're born with, it's how much you can retain |
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