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BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???

Bobert 30 Jan 13 - 07:43 PM
Bill D 30 Jan 13 - 07:55 PM
Ed T 30 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM
Amos 30 Jan 13 - 08:28 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 13 - 08:36 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 13 - 08:37 PM
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Charmion 30 Jan 13 - 08:52 PM
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Subject: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 07:43 PM

Seems we've been here before but times change and folk's minds close and open like doors... So who knows...

Yes, I have but it ain't a regular thing... Okay, come summer and I might be down to my jockey shorts but nude??? I donno??? Maybe I am beyond that...

Like Hell "being beyond that"!!!

Turn around, ya'll, 'cause I'm preparin' to nudify...

Okay, I'm nude... I feel so free... I mean, like why don't I do this all the time???

(Maybe 'cause it's cold, Boberdz???)

Geeze... So it is... Gotta put my clothes back on...

Brrrrrrrr....

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 07:55 PM

nude...no... naked? maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM

Bare post (aka pole)?

Never in winter in cold climates (stupid:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:28 PM

I think this is too much information. I don't mind envisioning Bobert posting stoned, or full of glee, or wrath, or just grinning. But I refuse to envision him without his jeans on and his skivvies as well. Absolutely refuse!!


A
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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:36 PM

I agree with Amos. The very idea is frightening!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:37 PM

That's good, Amos... I mean, that's what you are supposed to feel, right... How about thinkin' of some of our fine, fine Mudwomenz posting....

...ahhhhhh, nude, naked, all natural and all that stuff that implies they ain't got a stitch of clothes on???

Huh???

Cat got yer tongue???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:49 PM

It depends on the thread. If it's a real stinker, I go ahead and get nude so I can run take a shower afterwards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Charmion
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:52 PM

Only in summer; we don't have air conditioning.

I put a towel over my legs, however, so the cat doesn't do too much damage on boarding, but I don't count that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:55 PM

Not in THIS climate!!

CLICKY

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:01 PM

Doesn't anyone remember the Mudcat Nude Calendar? We have had (with a donation)tasteful nudes of various members Mudcaters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:12 PM

My son wrote a song titled Dad, There's a little phrase called 'Too Much Information'. It all started when I told him I wasn't a virgin anymore. I've been trying to heed his advice...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:13 PM

Well, I ain't volunteerin' do do no calendar shoot, Bill... My legs I got outta a KFC bucket...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:28 PM

I'm starting to worry about you, Bobert.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:35 PM

" I ain't volunteerin' do do no calendar shoot, Bill.."

*grin* I did....and my legs ain't Swartzenegger types. (Of course, no one spent any time looking at me!,,, and everything important was hidden behind a stack of folk music books)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:37 PM

I got longjohns, jeans and a hoody over a tee on and my furnace is crankin and it's warm here fer yer end of January month. Yee got a bit a spare horizontal floor space down there where postin bare naked is even considered? As long as it's JUST considered, how much is rent?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:07 PM

Supposin' I was to threaten to get nude RIGHT NOW! While postin'. What woudja do about that?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: number 6
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:20 PM

"Do you post nude, part B??"

Oh ... oh ... wait ... did I miss part A ?


now


this is absolutely ridiculous

does not the Madcat have any standards of decency anymore.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:35 PM

"does not the Madcat have any standards of decency anymore."

Since when did "Madcat" have standards of decency, biLL?

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JennieG
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 12:12 AM

Well.....it's a warm afternoon here in the Small Smoke so I am wearing shorts, and a tee bought in Alaska several years ago which has a pretty picture of Mt Denali surrounded by forget-me-nots and columbines, plus appropriate undies.

The world is not yet ready for the alternative, so the answer to your question, Bobert, is "no".

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:21 AM

NO as Kendalls song goes .. cause I just don't look good nakked anymore


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:26 AM

My son wrote a song titled Dad, There's a little phrase called 'Too Much Information'. It all started when I told him I wasn't a virgin anymore. I've been trying to heed his advice...

Joe:
It should never be necessary for a father (or mother) to tell their child that they are no longer a virgin.
With the exception of Jesus the presence of a son does away with the possibility that the parent is a virgin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:30 AM

"Do you stone nude posters?"

"No, but sometimes I 'rock them to sleep."


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 06:29 AM

I *always* post nude...Parts A, B AND C fully on display at all times. :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 11:56 AM

Great Heavens! I saw this thread yesterday; didn't open it - I read it as Do You POSE Nude? (!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 02:13 PM

I tried to post nude one time but was arrested. I'd walked almost all the way to the postal box, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 02:27 PM

"Parts A, B and C...."? Do you come with assembly instructions, Liz? "Slip TAB A into SLOT D until it engages....".


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 03:25 PM

Amos, is your home equipped with a cellar?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 04:41 PM

"...equipped with a cellar.."

Naww, they don't have cellars out there... but there are a few fault lines that he might be threatened with.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:07 PM

Yes but it annoys everyone at work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: freda underhill
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:44 PM

Liz, is your home equipped with a collar?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:08 PM

What hurt was that the charge was obstructing the view.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:21 PM

Well, well, well...

Just as I suspected... Bunch of perverts and/or fibbers...

BTW, the reason I put the "Part B" in the thread title is because I wasn't sure that I hadn't started such a thread a long time ago... But then again, I might have never started such a thread... Might of fact, I am nude as I post this... Or not...

BTW, I will not believe any Mudwomanz who say they post nude without substantiating evidence... PM pics, por favor...

No, Rap... I don't need to see your pics... Really, I don't...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:23 PM

Chongo is still proposing to post nude, providing someone pays him to.

But tastefully, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM

Yeah, okay, but I live in the Rocky Mountains! Obstructing the view of MOUNTAINS!? I admit to carrying more weight than I should, but really!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 08:51 PM

Umm, Bobert? Why do you ask?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 09:06 PM

Just curious...

Plus, someone has to ask these questions, right???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 09:19 PM

In the photos of members section, my picture was nude but a valentine candy box made it discreet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 10:18 AM

Bobert, I have on the authority of the P-Vine, posts wearing a burka and a gas mask. The P-Vine requires it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 11:11 AM

Since the appearance of malware that allows someone to turn on your webcam remotely without your knowledge and watch everything you do anywhere in the vicinity of your computer, social networks have confirmed from the posts by those who've used it that a rather large percentage of those with web access ARE TOO UGLY for anyone to want to know stuff like that discussed here.

Since many laptops do have built in webcams (and lots of people don't even know they have one?) it has been recommended that everyone should keep a piece of duct (duck) tape over the "eye" of the cam when not deliberately using the feature.

I don't have a webcam on my computer, but have placed the tape at the top of the screen where one would normally be located, just to be assured of not offending.

Most here should do the same, although we might have a vote on which 'catters should be allowed to have their "eyes" open while posting.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnomad
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 07:02 PM

Uh...yeah? Is that a problem?

I have a netbook beside the bed, and have never acquired the nightclothes habit. I therefore regularly (though not constantly) post nude. The bedclothes cover what might offend some, and the blu-tac over the camera lens allows for the odd accident (mind you, the body hair....no, let's not go there).

Apologies to those of a sensitive nature, combined with a lurid imagination, everyone else is good to go.

All of us were born naked, and many will die the same, I truly don't understand the problem so much of the world seems to have with a bit of nudity in between. In the interest of good taste popular demand I mostly cover up, though, I know I was never any sort of pin-up, and never will be.

Just in case anyone cares, I have another PC, using which I generally post fully clothed. That one has the blu-tac too, private home and all that.


Wanna guess which one I'm on right now???


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 07:44 PM

Consider this. If Richard Nixon had had a chance to regularly use the same kind of personal computers we now do.....would he have often posted in the nude?

Think about it. I dare you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:06 PM

Pass on Tricky Dick nude, LH...

Me??? I was kinda thinkin' Mudwomenz...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:28 PM

I know what you were thinking. That's why I'm proposing radical alternatives instead. I like to mess with your mind. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:36 PM

Who don't know that, good buddy???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:54 PM

LH -

If Richard Nixon ...

There are numerous reliable reports that Lyndon Johnson demanded that cabinet members and newspersons accompany him to the loo where he "enthroned" himself while continuing the conversations/interviews.

(Reports that several people were blinded by the sight are less credible - but only a little less so.)

One craftsperson reported that Lyndon ordered the TP dispenser in his White House throne room relocated at least three times before they got it to his satisfaction. It seems he was quite fussy about that particular feature. Several reporters mentioned that he "liked to explain how important it was" and sometimes interrupted the regular discussions to expound on his theories on the subject.

(Probably when he needed a wipe?)

Got the picture yet?

(Sorry about that.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:57 PM

LBJ???

I wouldn't doubt that... He was one disgusting guy... But, hey, those were his redeeming qualities...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 11:17 PM

Yes, LBJ was about as creepy as they come. Okay, let's picture him and Tricky Dicky texting each other, both in the nude of course.

Or...maybe not...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 08:39 AM

Posting naked in England is illegal. If I walked to my local postbox, a mere 200yds away from my house I would be arrested for "causing distress or alarm" at the very least or one or another of a whole host of other offences.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Becca72
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 10:34 AM

Never you mind about my part B...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 11:34 AM

♂ ♀ Φ Ω


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 05:51 PM

A warning from McAfee:

[Someone] threatening to post your naked pics? Odds are, they'll do it, survey suggests

McAfee
By Helen A.S. Popkin

A shocking number of Americans are completely unaware that the sweetie they're sharing a risqué photo with today could be the vengeful ex of tomorrow … is what I, personally, extrapolated from McAfee's "Love, Relationships and Technology" study, released Monday.

According to this creepy pre-Valentine's McAfee report, one in 10 Americans have been threatened by an ex-partner to post their naughty pics on the Internet. What's more, 60 percent of those who did the threatening actually followed through on this ugly, and potentially devastating Internet thing called "revenge porn."

Something to think about if, according to this survey, you're among the 35 percent of Americans planning on sending something sexy to your beloved this Valentine's Day, via email, text or social media.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 06:06 PM

And if you consider "making it pretty" for your pictures, a warning from your doctor:

Pubic hair grooming injuries on the rise, researchers find

> By JoNel Aleccia, Staff Writer, NBC News

> Whether it's a DIY Brazilian wax or a botched attempt at "manscaping," homegrown efforts to remove the hair down there are sending more people to emergency rooms, new research suggests.

> Pubic hair grooming injuries jumped five-fold between 2002 and 2010, according to a recent analysis of ER visits by scientists at the University of California, San Francisco. The cringe-inducing reports increased most at the end of the time frame, with an estimated 2,500 grooming mishaps a year by 2010.

> And those are just the cuts, burns, gashes, rashes and other unpleasant outcomes that required emergency medical attention, said Dr. Allison Glass, a clinical researcher at UCSF. Those figures are likely a vast underestimate of the true injuries, and a reminder, among other things, of the need for extra care when wielding razors or hot wax.

> "We actually found that 3 percent of all genitourinary injuries were related to grooming practices," said Glass. "I think the message is this is something that general practitioners and urologists should be aware of."

[and a special warning for a couple here]

"The accounts of the reported injuries would make anyone squirm. Suffice it to say that the 17-year-old boy who picked up a razor after smoking marijuana now understands that that was a bad idea."

Smile for the camera.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 08:29 PM

Not a lot has changed except for the degree of technology. I gather that the immediate response to the Polaroid camera was nudies... and then the scanner allowed all those slides and Polaroids to be copied easily. Add in email and 'sharing' sites and cell phones which can take pics & videos, and it's a wonder that anyone who has ever BEEN nude with the lights on is not online somwhere!
Now it seems many of the 'commercial' porn sites are suffering because there are so many ways to get non-professional (and often better) stuff for free. Many of the younger set seem to be treating being posted as a complement and a turn-on. I suppose that if everyone is naked, a lot of the thrill is lost.... (who really gets excited anymore by those Nudist Colony magazines that I saw a couple times when I was 20 something?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 08:56 PM

Raggy.... "Posting naked in England is illegal. If I walked to my local postbox, a mere 200yds away from my house I would be arrested for "causing distress or alarm" at the very least or one or another of a whole host of other offences."

Round these her parts, you'd be off to the loony bin and hopefully before yer pecker froze solid and fell off. Minus a shitload C tonight and a frostbite warning issued for the morrow... ten minutes outside and ya lose ten inches... if yer lucky... >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 11:20 PM

One way to be safe from having your nude pictures put on the Internet as "revenge porn" is to be unattractive enough that no one would want to see your nude pictures. This can be achieved fairly easily by getting old, overeating, not exercising, neglecting personal grooming in every way possible, and having a really bad haircut.

People, take note! Protect yourself against the dangers of Internet revenge porn by following the above guidelines scrupulously.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 07 Feb 13 - 01:17 AM

A very long time ago, I was into a little bit of hobby photography. I had a fairly decent TLR that made nice big (120) negatives, and a can for "home developing, and had made an "enlarger" out of an orange crate and a lens off an old 35mm camera that had stopped clicking.

I considered taking some "sexy pictures" of the ex wife, although she was a little reluctant.

By chance, I flipped through a couple of magazines down at the book shop and noticed that by pure coincidence the XXXXXXX, YYYY "playmate" in the latest issue of one looked exactly like her so I bought my first ****boy, and saved that picture (for a while) instead of taking my own.

(Both the ex wife and the centerfold are now long gone, although the centerfold is fairly easy to find on the web.)

No particular urge since to take any "naked" shots, although I've done quite a lot of "candid" pics "representative of social interacting," including a few that might be a little embarrasing to the subjects, although none that would cause anything worse than a few giggles from others who knew them.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 07:30 PM

A new accessory that might be applicable here:

Seriously? Dress becomes transparent when wearer is aroused

Since "everybody" is probably going to see anything you post on the web I suppose it's not a big step to wander around town with no concern about how much of you everyone sees.

(There's a link to a brief "video" that claims to show how this trick works. I found the video "incredibly unimpressive" but maybe it would "show more" (of the technology, of course) for those with better video display setups.

The "inventor" says he'd like to produce a version for men, targeted for bankers, that would turn transparent when they lie. My first thought was that politicians would be a better target market, but I suppose most of those could just go naked and tell people they had one of the suits on.

An entire new field of psychotherapy could spring up to help those who can't figure out out to turn their clothes on ...


... - or off.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 08:57 PM

"The Empress has no clothes"

Gee... women used to have simple ways to indicate interest & excitement without advertising it to the entire party.

(Men have always had a way... and have had to work to for their clothes to NOT show it)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 10:25 PM

Bill D -

Or wear a pickle if they wanted to pretend to have something to show?

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 11:21 AM

Forget the Part B, I just want to see parts T and A !


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 03:36 PM

frogprince -

Even casual users didn't need threads for that, but if you use Google search (for images?) it's a lot harder now. Previously the default was to set "safe search" that imposed a nanny filter and prevented display of many of the ruder (T & A ?) results. You could go into settings and turn off the safe settings, which was often required to get medical information about "sensitive bits," even in the "scholar search" mode.

The option to turn off the nanny filter has disappeared in recent Google toolbar versions, and the filter has become even more restrictive, so we all must settle for results that Google finds appropriate for the kiddies. (But based on what they do still show I'd go elsewhere to find a baby sitter if I had small kids.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnu
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 06:38 PM

" ...I just want to see parts T and A !"

Talent and athletics?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 07:00 PM

Has anyone ever made a snow angel in the nude?

Legal Disclaimer for the US of A folks: Just wondering, not suggesting that you do so (in case you are looking for a lawsuit).


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 09:21 PM

A couple of decades or so ago there was a brief flurry of movies in B (or lower) theaters including sequences of nude skiers.

An associate some years back claimed that he "sky dived" with some other members of his skydiving club, nude, into a nudist camp. He was somewhat "modest" (being not himself a regular nudist) about the arrangements or the party the camp held in honor of the occasion, but did comment that

"those straps really HURT!!! when the 'chute opens."

(Maybe he didn't have all his equipment arranged right.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JennieG
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 11:56 PM

In the early 60s a Dutch dance group visiting Oz staged a ballet in which all dancers were nude. Sir Robert Helpmann (Oz dancer and actor) was asked his opinion of this trend. He said he didn't approve of nude ballet, for the reason that when the music stops....certain parts of the body do not.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 07:54 PM

"Has anyone ever made a snow angel in the nude?"... not exactly... but

Well, 35 years ago, I was working for a bookstore and living in and taking care of a large, old house the store owners had bought as a speculative thing. One morning I started out the door and it wouldn't open because it has snowed 21" overnight. Couldn't go to work, and was bored... so, that afternoon I wondered what it would like to jump into a snowbank.
The house had a large porch that was almost totally shielded from the street, so I stripped, trotted to the far end of the porch by the isolated side yard, hopped off and leapt (gracefully? no..) into a drift under a tree. It was maybe 2ft. deep.... and I was in it for maybe 8.47 seconds! Sheesh, it was cold!
Curiosity satisfied, I was back inside 15 seconds later! I do NOT understand how those people who jump into icy lakes for charity on Jan. 1 stand it.

Later, I watched some guys go into the park across the street and play football in the snow... (they WERE dressed...but still)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 08:16 PM

That was you, Bill???

Gol danged!!! Small world... I was passing thru and staying with some friends in that house across the alley when one of my friends yelled, "Hey, everyone, look out the window... Some skinny guy is out making snow angels nude over there at the bookstore"... Of course, all 20 people in the room ran over and checked you out... Man KFC ain't got nothing on yer legs, Bill... I mean, boney...

BTW, there ain't much that doesn't get noticed but...

...hey, thanks for the laughs... You be da' man!!!

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 09:25 PM

*grin*.. 2 miles from the store and no alley.

(I laughed AFTER a warm shower.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 12:12 AM

I once got some complaints from an elderly neighbor about my habit of plodding out to the mailbox barefooted, even when there was snow on the ground. (It was only 50 or 60 feet out.)

At first I thought it was just nosey neighborliness, but it became apparent that it really did worry her, so I had to get a pair of slippers to keep by the door just for checking the mail.

Unfortunately the first pair of slippers didn't have the same tractive properties as the bare feet, so I did a couple of fairly spectacular ass-plants before getting a better pair. Apparently she didn't see any of those.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 04:55 AM

Fuck head: I wasn't a firefighter in the 1970s.

The 11 Feb 13 - 04:40 AM post is from a troll.


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