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BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???

Bobert 30 Jan 13 - 07:43 PM
Bill D 30 Jan 13 - 07:55 PM
Ed T 30 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM
Amos 30 Jan 13 - 08:28 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 13 - 08:36 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 13 - 08:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 13 - 08:49 PM
Charmion 30 Jan 13 - 08:52 PM
Don Firth 30 Jan 13 - 08:55 PM
Bill D 30 Jan 13 - 09:01 PM
Joe Offer 30 Jan 13 - 09:12 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 13 - 09:13 PM
GUEST,999 30 Jan 13 - 10:28 PM
Bill D 30 Jan 13 - 10:35 PM
gnu 30 Jan 13 - 10:37 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 30 Jan 13 - 11:07 PM
number 6 30 Jan 13 - 11:20 PM
Joe Offer 30 Jan 13 - 11:35 PM
JennieG 31 Jan 13 - 12:12 AM
olddude 31 Jan 13 - 05:21 AM
Nigel Parsons 31 Jan 13 - 05:26 AM
Bill D 31 Jan 13 - 05:30 AM
Lizzie Cornish 1 31 Jan 13 - 06:29 AM
Ebbie 31 Jan 13 - 11:56 AM
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Subject: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 07:43 PM

Seems we've been here before but times change and folk's minds close and open like doors... So who knows...

Yes, I have but it ain't a regular thing... Okay, come summer and I might be down to my jockey shorts but nude??? I donno??? Maybe I am beyond that...

Like Hell "being beyond that"!!!

Turn around, ya'll, 'cause I'm preparin' to nudify...

Okay, I'm nude... I feel so free... I mean, like why don't I do this all the time???

(Maybe 'cause it's cold, Boberdz???)

Geeze... So it is... Gotta put my clothes back on...

Brrrrrrrr....

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 07:55 PM

nude...no... naked? maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM

Bare post (aka pole)?

Never in winter in cold climates (stupid:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:28 PM

I think this is too much information. I don't mind envisioning Bobert posting stoned, or full of glee, or wrath, or just grinning. But I refuse to envision him without his jeans on and his skivvies as well. Absolutely refuse!!


A
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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:36 PM

I agree with Amos. The very idea is frightening!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:37 PM

That's good, Amos... I mean, that's what you are supposed to feel, right... How about thinkin' of some of our fine, fine Mudwomenz posting....

...ahhhhhh, nude, naked, all natural and all that stuff that implies they ain't got a stitch of clothes on???

Huh???

Cat got yer tongue???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:49 PM

It depends on the thread. If it's a real stinker, I go ahead and get nude so I can run take a shower afterwards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Charmion
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:52 PM

Only in summer; we don't have air conditioning.

I put a towel over my legs, however, so the cat doesn't do too much damage on boarding, but I don't count that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Don Firth
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 08:55 PM

Not in THIS climate!!

CLICKY

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:01 PM

Doesn't anyone remember the Mudcat Nude Calendar? We have had (with a donation)tasteful nudes of various members Mudcaters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:12 PM

My son wrote a song titled Dad, There's a little phrase called 'Too Much Information'. It all started when I told him I wasn't a virgin anymore. I've been trying to heed his advice...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 09:13 PM

Well, I ain't volunteerin' do do no calendar shoot, Bill... My legs I got outta a KFC bucket...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:28 PM

I'm starting to worry about you, Bobert.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:35 PM

" I ain't volunteerin' do do no calendar shoot, Bill.."

*grin* I did....and my legs ain't Swartzenegger types. (Of course, no one spent any time looking at me!,,, and everything important was hidden behind a stack of folk music books)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 10:37 PM

I got longjohns, jeans and a hoody over a tee on and my furnace is crankin and it's warm here fer yer end of January month. Yee got a bit a spare horizontal floor space down there where postin bare naked is even considered? As long as it's JUST considered, how much is rent?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:07 PM

Supposin' I was to threaten to get nude RIGHT NOW! While postin'. What woudja do about that?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: number 6
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:20 PM

"Do you post nude, part B??"

Oh ... oh ... wait ... did I miss part A ?


now


this is absolutely ridiculous

does not the Madcat have any standards of decency anymore.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jan 13 - 11:35 PM

"does not the Madcat have any standards of decency anymore."

Since when did "Madcat" have standards of decency, biLL?

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JennieG
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 12:12 AM

Well.....it's a warm afternoon here in the Small Smoke so I am wearing shorts, and a tee bought in Alaska several years ago which has a pretty picture of Mt Denali surrounded by forget-me-nots and columbines, plus appropriate undies.

The world is not yet ready for the alternative, so the answer to your question, Bobert, is "no".

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:21 AM

NO as Kendalls song goes .. cause I just don't look good nakked anymore


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:26 AM

My son wrote a song titled Dad, There's a little phrase called 'Too Much Information'. It all started when I told him I wasn't a virgin anymore. I've been trying to heed his advice...

Joe:
It should never be necessary for a father (or mother) to tell their child that they are no longer a virgin.
With the exception of Jesus the presence of a son does away with the possibility that the parent is a virgin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:30 AM

"Do you stone nude posters?"

"No, but sometimes I 'rock them to sleep."


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 06:29 AM

I *always* post nude...Parts A, B AND C fully on display at all times. :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 11:56 AM

Great Heavens! I saw this thread yesterday; didn't open it - I read it as Do You POSE Nude? (!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 02:13 PM

I tried to post nude one time but was arrested. I'd walked almost all the way to the postal box, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 02:27 PM

"Parts A, B and C...."? Do you come with assembly instructions, Liz? "Slip TAB A into SLOT D until it engages....".


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 03:25 PM

Amos, is your home equipped with a cellar?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 04:41 PM

"...equipped with a cellar.."

Naww, they don't have cellars out there... but there are a few fault lines that he might be threatened with.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:07 PM

Yes but it annoys everyone at work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: freda underhill
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 05:44 PM

Liz, is your home equipped with a collar?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:08 PM

What hurt was that the charge was obstructing the view.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:21 PM

Well, well, well...

Just as I suspected... Bunch of perverts and/or fibbers...

BTW, the reason I put the "Part B" in the thread title is because I wasn't sure that I hadn't started such a thread a long time ago... But then again, I might have never started such a thread... Might of fact, I am nude as I post this... Or not...

BTW, I will not believe any Mudwomanz who say they post nude without substantiating evidence... PM pics, por favor...

No, Rap... I don't need to see your pics... Really, I don't...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 07:23 PM

Chongo is still proposing to post nude, providing someone pays him to.

But tastefully, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 08:05 PM

Yeah, okay, but I live in the Rocky Mountains! Obstructing the view of MOUNTAINS!? I admit to carrying more weight than I should, but really!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 08:51 PM

Umm, Bobert? Why do you ask?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 09:06 PM

Just curious...

Plus, someone has to ask these questions, right???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 13 - 09:19 PM

In the photos of members section, my picture was nude but a valentine candy box made it discreet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 10:18 AM

Bobert, I have on the authority of the P-Vine, posts wearing a burka and a gas mask. The P-Vine requires it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 11:11 AM

Since the appearance of malware that allows someone to turn on your webcam remotely without your knowledge and watch everything you do anywhere in the vicinity of your computer, social networks have confirmed from the posts by those who've used it that a rather large percentage of those with web access ARE TOO UGLY for anyone to want to know stuff like that discussed here.

Since many laptops do have built in webcams (and lots of people don't even know they have one?) it has been recommended that everyone should keep a piece of duct (duck) tape over the "eye" of the cam when not deliberately using the feature.

I don't have a webcam on my computer, but have placed the tape at the top of the screen where one would normally be located, just to be assured of not offending.

Most here should do the same, although we might have a vote on which 'catters should be allowed to have their "eyes" open while posting.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: gnomad
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 07:02 PM

Uh...yeah? Is that a problem?

I have a netbook beside the bed, and have never acquired the nightclothes habit. I therefore regularly (though not constantly) post nude. The bedclothes cover what might offend some, and the blu-tac over the camera lens allows for the odd accident (mind you, the body hair....no, let's not go there).

Apologies to those of a sensitive nature, combined with a lurid imagination, everyone else is good to go.

All of us were born naked, and many will die the same, I truly don't understand the problem so much of the world seems to have with a bit of nudity in between. In the interest of good taste popular demand I mostly cover up, though, I know I was never any sort of pin-up, and never will be.

Just in case anyone cares, I have another PC, using which I generally post fully clothed. That one has the blu-tac too, private home and all that.


Wanna guess which one I'm on right now???


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 07:44 PM

Consider this. If Richard Nixon had had a chance to regularly use the same kind of personal computers we now do.....would he have often posted in the nude?

Think about it. I dare you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:06 PM

Pass on Tricky Dick nude, LH...

Me??? I was kinda thinkin' Mudwomenz...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:28 PM

I know what you were thinking. That's why I'm proposing radical alternatives instead. I like to mess with your mind. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:36 PM

Who don't know that, good buddy???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:54 PM

LH -

If Richard Nixon ...

There are numerous reliable reports that Lyndon Johnson demanded that cabinet members and newspersons accompany him to the loo where he "enthroned" himself while continuing the conversations/interviews.

(Reports that several people were blinded by the sight are less credible - but only a little less so.)

One craftsperson reported that Lyndon ordered the TP dispenser in his White House throne room relocated at least three times before they got it to his satisfaction. It seems he was quite fussy about that particular feature. Several reporters mentioned that he "liked to explain how important it was" and sometimes interrupted the regular discussions to expound on his theories on the subject.

(Probably when he needed a wipe?)

Got the picture yet?

(Sorry about that.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 08:57 PM

LBJ???

I wouldn't doubt that... He was one disgusting guy... But, hey, those were his redeeming qualities...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 13 - 11:17 PM

Yes, LBJ was about as creepy as they come. Okay, let's picture him and Tricky Dicky texting each other, both in the nude of course.

Or...maybe not...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 08:39 AM

Posting naked in England is illegal. If I walked to my local postbox, a mere 200yds away from my house I would be arrested for "causing distress or alarm" at the very least or one or another of a whole host of other offences.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Becca72
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 10:34 AM

Never you mind about my part B...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do You Post Nude, Part B???
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 11:34 AM

♂ ♀ Φ Ω


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