Lyr Add: El Pizza/El Paso

Subject: Lyr Add: El Pizza/El Paso
From: Gene
Date: 12 Mar 13 - 05:20 PM

Parody of El Paso

El Pizza (El Paso)
Singer: Dudley

Out In The West L. A. Town Of Azusa
There Is A Cafe That I Like A Lot
I Like It Because They Serve Mostly Pizza
I Like It Because Of The Waitress They Got

Her Name Is Lena, But I Call Her 'Spottie'
'cause She Spilled Spaghetti All Over Her Dress
And I Know That Lena, She Really Does Love Me
'cause She Always Calls Me Her Favorite Pest

One Day I Was Sitting There Eating My Pizza
I Really Enjoy It, I Like It With Cheese
When In Walked A Fella Who Looked Awful Sneaky
He Grabbed Hold Of Lena And Gave Her A Squeeze

I Got So Mad That I Started To Holler
I Challenged Him To A F-i-g-h-t
I Said He Was Yellow And That Twisty Fellow
He Knocked Out Two Teeth With A Beautiful Right

I Was Wrong--

I Found Out He Was Heavy Weight Champ Of The Navy
His Fists Were Tatooing All Over My Chin
I Called To Lena To Come Please And Help Me
She Hit My Head With A Pizza Pie Tin

I Got On My Knees And I Started Crawlin'
Crawlin' Right Straight For The D-o-o-r
He Tried To Kick Me And Slipped On Some Pizza
And Knocked Hisself Out As His Head Hit The Floor

Then Ol' Lena--

She Stood There A Stompin' And Yellin' And Screamin'
Her Voice Was Real Piercing, Man, That Chick Could Wail
The Police Came In Then Dear Lena Told Him
That Jerk Hit My Husband So Throw Him In Jail

I Got Thirty Days Days For Assault And Batt'ry
At Least I Think That Is What The Judge Said
Now There's No More Lena And There's No More Pizza
I- Eat- At-a- Chin-ese- Cafe- Instead

Gene

Any one want an mp3: PM Gene

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: El Pizza/El Paso
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 13 Mar 13 - 09:19 AM

Have had this song in my playlist for a couple of days now. Do you have the old classic "When They Operated on Papa, They opened Mama's Male" in your collection of oddball songs?