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BS: Dog Eats $100 bills

GUEST,Arkie 13 Apr 13 - 04:38 PM
GUEST,Eliza 13 Apr 13 - 04:50 PM
frogprince 13 Apr 13 - 04:54 PM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 13 - 06:57 PM
frogprince 13 Apr 13 - 08:10 PM
olddude 13 Apr 13 - 10:53 PM
JohnInKansas 13 Apr 13 - 11:06 PM
Roger the Skiffler 14 Apr 13 - 03:17 AM
GUEST,Eliza 14 Apr 13 - 04:18 AM
gnu 14 Apr 13 - 05:39 AM

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Subject: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 04:38 PM

This really is BS but I could not resist. The paper reported this morning that a Golden Retriever belonging to a man in Montana ate five $100 bills. The man salvaged the pieces of the bills, washed them, taped them back together and sent them to the Treasury Department in hopes they would be replaced.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 04:50 PM

Lovely story Arkie! 'Golden Destroyer' might be a better name for his breed. Here in UK, as long as you can save the number on the note, the Bank of England will refund the value. Er... just one question...from which end of the dog did the chap retrieve the money?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 04:54 PM

Didn't he realized he could be charged with money laundering?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 06:57 PM

This is a dog aspiring to move up in life! Or maybe he heard that old phrase "you can't eat money" and decided to see if it was true.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 08:10 PM

Maybe the guy can get a lot more than face value for those bills; coffee sells for lots more after it has gone thru a civet cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: olddude
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 10:53 PM

Art Thieme had a dog named blue that did the same thing. He couldn't pass it however according to Art, cause it was counterfeit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 11:06 PM

Replacement of damaged bills is a fairly routine thing and is done quite commonly.

The Catch-22 is that the Treasurey reports that it normally takes 6 months to 2 years (their rough estimate) to get it done.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 03:17 AM

...the way I heard it, the vet gave him a laxative and said he'd let the family know the result. When they 'phoned him up to ask about progress he said:
"No change so far".

RtS
(I'll get me [white] coat)


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 04:18 AM

Roger, hahahaha!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dog Eats $100 bills
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 05:39 AM

RtS... damn near split ma tea!!! Hehehehehee.


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