BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 13 - 06:13 AM

Hehee.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST,Musket being patriotic
Date: 01 Aug 13 - 01:17 AM

My social standing is such that I am thrown out of the front door, not the back door of the pub and my hat is lightly dusted prior to being thrown after me.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 09:30 PM

Yeah...

I keep hoping Neg will run into you, gnu. ;-) Just think, he's made himself a career by being an obnoxious pest and a public nuisance! He wouldn't get away with that in China. No siree.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 06:08 PM

Yet another rude asshole who deserves to be beaten til sufficiently bloody and thrown out the back door of the pub for the coppers ta pick up a jail for the night. Garbage TV. Total trash. Doesn't deserve to wear a cowboy hat.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 04:10 PM

I grew up with horses and rode them a great deal but I remember a donkey that my dad came home with, one day. Her name was Flossie and she could be ridden although a walk was her preferred gait. Took a long time to get from Point A to Point B. There was little or no spring to her step so the movement was quite vertical rather than rhythmic and not what one could comfortable.

Still, I rode her for the novelty of it. I remember one time when I rode her into the back 40 of the about 400 acres we had to roam around in. Took me practically all day to get back.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 03:45 PM

Gold sovereigns are lovely coins. Pity they aren't in regular circulation any longer, but if they were, it would reveal how much the value of the fiat currencies has declined. I sold a few last year when gold was way high, but I kind of hated to part with them.

"makes you look a right pillock over here"

Like this oik....roight?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST,Musket prospecting
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 04:27 PM

I bought a cowboy type hat in South Africa last year. Seemed a good idea there but makes you look a right pillock over here.

Methinks sat on a donkey, I could pull it off. Especially if off down to the jewellers shop to prospect a gold sovereign or two.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 03:40 PM

Chickens are not noisy. Rooster type chickens are noisy so ya gotta eat them when they are young and tastey or sell em. I would eat em.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 01:25 PM

AND you can use the donkey to go prospecting for gold, allowing you to become a lovable but crotchety old fart.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 12:03 PM

I think she's right, Musket. Having chickens is a great idea. They are fun, entertaining...a bit noisy...but that's allright...and you get fresh eggs. Having a donkey is also a great idea. Do both, I say. The Greyhound will have a bit more to think about, and that'll be good too, because most domestic dogs suffer a good deal from boredom.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Musket
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:59 AM

You live and learn. I have always thought a donkey was a donkey, and mules & asses were the same thing, the cross breed with a horse.

Donkeys were a big thing when I was a child, riding them on Blackpool beach. For some reason, I have always wanted one. We have a bit of land, a few paddocks, (mainly rented out to horsey type people, but a smaller one near the house doing nothing) and there is a donkey sanctuary not far away.

The situation is this. I refuse to keep chickens. She refuses to have a donkey. However, during peace talks in Geneva, she conceded I could have my donkey if she got her chickens, I reserved my view for the time being.

What do you think? The greyhound ignores horses and won't get near chickens anyway. Be buggered if I know what to do? I said at the outset that buying an old farmhouse is not a precursor to giving Dr Doolittle a run for his money.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:33 AM

Jethro is no mule. He's a 100% certified Ass. He hates Republicans!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:26 AM

A mule, as I'm certain you must know, is the sterile offspring of a horse and a donkey (ass).

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:07 AM

LOL!

The way you determine the common, ordinary ass (arse) from an Ass like Jethro is simple. If it's Jethro, then "Ass" is capitalized, as in "Jethro the Ass". Also...your ass (your arse) is always behind you, while Jethro might be behind you (and if he is, watch out!), but he might also be in front of you, beside you, or over in the next yard.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Musket
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 05:11 AM

Vaseline is used for sexual purposes. You put it on the bedroom door handle to stop the kids from coming in.....

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 05:04 AM

I got 2 jokes but they are both PI.

Vaseline is for external use only. You should ask for a sexual lubricant.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Musket
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 03:34 AM

How do you guys differentiate between ass and ass?

If I went in a shop over your way and asked for a carrot for my ass, would they expect me to also buy sugar lumps or vaseline?

You see, we spell it m u l e.   

Sorry for being an arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 11:39 PM

You're right, gnu. Jethro is an Ass, and proud of it!

Dachshunds do expect humans to sacrifice a "suitable" amount of their time, energy, and financial resources so that the Dachshund will experience the requisite amount of satisfaction.

That means copious amounts of food, water, attention, exercise, admiration (if not downright worship), and food. Specially food!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 10:35 PM

Doesn't Dachshundism require human sacrifice?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 05:40 PM

I think Jethro is an ass. Put that in yer penguin and ice it, wussy.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 05:23 PM

I am fairly well convinced that most commercial dog and cat food does make pets ill...over a long enough period of time. In short, it's crap. A dog shouldn't have to eat such awful stuff! I will, however, agree that the very best of commercially produced dog and cat foods is probably okay...but this would require some investigation, consulting a good Vet as to which brand is worthwhile, etc.

If humans are eating fresh meat and veggies and if they are good for us, then they're also good for dogs and cats, in my opinion, and probably considerable better for them than the average commercial pet food is.

Anyone who wants to fight with me about this opinion of mine should be directed to my backyard, where my friend Jethro is busy trimming the foliage. Jethro is a donkey (also sometimes termed an ass)...and he likes to argue with people...whereas I'm not particularly interested in doing so. I do like to talk about stuff...but I really don't come here to argue with people, just to talk in a friendly fashion. So take any major bitching you have about whatever I say to Jethro, my Ass, okay? And as a friendly overture when meeting Jethro...give him a nice big kiss.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Claire M
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 03:26 PM

Hiya,

Fritz (one I/we had) used to live on chocolate, fruit cake & chicken, cos my great-aunt insisted dog food made him ill.

He hated walks unless he was taken round town, peed when he was walking about (& got peed on by our collie who didn't realise he was even there) barked at his reflection & let me put my arms round him & kiss his nose "MWAH!" He was gorgeous.

I do miss him.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 03:32 PM

Some of us already ARE outside, you miserable armadillo-diddler, and where were YOU? Ha! Thought so. Didn't dare bother to show up, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 10:12 AM

You talkin' about me? You talkin' about ME? You wanna step outside and say that? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. All talk and no walk.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 09:13 AM

That comment was lower than a Dachsunds ass.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 08:12 AM

Don't abrogate my anchovies!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 08:07 AM

Who you callin a wussy, pussy?

Works without the comma but I think it's better with.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 08:04 AM

The deliverate osculation of the English lingua and franca here has lead to persimmons being farmed out on wussificatory slopes of desire.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 08:22 PM

I resemble that remark, Ed. Hahahahahahahaa! Love yer post!

No... don't bother. I know what Ed menas and vice versa. Heheheheee!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 07:23 PM

I suggest they be given the magnetic hill area of Moncton New Brunswick Canada, for their homeland (Region). The little f'ers could then live their lives figuring out the illusion that draws tourists to only scracth their headsbin condusion ( not seeing the illusion) and their asses from the skeeter bites:)
There are only a few old "skally wags" living there and they would likely acclimate to the old retired folks.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 07:10 PM

Is someone suiggesting thay should have a "homeland"

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 07:07 PM

I agree withe proposal that they should have their own "region"
The UB may be able to set up an area, that they would share with the miltapedes and centapedes, since they may have a common ancentry.

But, we should learn from the Israel-Palistinian relocation, and not impose barriers to the advancement of the three groups$

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 06:59 PM

No, no, no! They come from what was once called "Germania"...a vast, forested region east of the Rhine, a region that Rome never succeeded in conquering. Germania was peopled by a number of fierce tribes who were collectively known as Germanii (Germans). In time the descendants of these German warriors bred the Dachshund (badger hound) for the purpose of pursuing a badger down into its burrow, siezing it with powerful jaws, and dragging it out to be clubbed to death by the hunter. This took amazing guts and determination on the dog's part and is seen in the Dachshund's tenacious, stubborn, and feisty nature. Modern day Dachshunds, however, are mostly bred to be pets rather than hunting dogs. They are playful, amusing, willful, and difficult to train, but make excellent companions. They are fast and agile when young, good runners and jumpers, but tend to get overweight and sedentary in old age unless given lots of daily exercise. They naturally pursue rodents and other small animals. They have a loud bark, due to possessing a deep chest. They enjoy singing, and their rapturous "singing" with the nose pointed skyward is easily prompted by hearing a harmonica, various other musical instruments, a passing siren on an emergency vehicle, or any other "howling" sound. They will often sing along with humans, but have some trouble staying "on key".

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 01:50 PM

Germany? I thought dachshunds came from Dachshundistan.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 10:36 AM

The Hanomag halftrack. Nice vehicle, probably the best looking of its type in that war.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 10:05 AM

Have you never seen the Mark VIII Grossundlangdachshundenmilitärjagerwagen? They are readying for The Invasion!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Ernest
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 09:52 AM

Guinea pigs would be "rodentry", not "cavalry"....

And dachsunds like canned food just as well as fresh food!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 09:26 AM

Cute!

Guinea Pigs NEED some armour when Dachshunds are around. They LIVE to destroy small rodents! The life expectancy of a Guinea Pig in the presence of a Dachshund is 3 seconds or less.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 02:45 AM

Wiener dogs will be wienerschnitzel when the armored cavalry is ready to attack.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Don Firth
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:54 PM

One of the major reasons why dogs bite people.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:24 PM

I now realize that the title to this thread was supposed to be "Is Dachshundism (sic) becoming [to the] anal region?"

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 10:51 PM

Snoopy was certainly a beagle, aloof as a cat and only affectionate at supper time.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 09:34 PM

Beagle....

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 04:54 PM

Yeah, we had a Beagle once. Suzie. She was as dumb as a post, and the greediest dog I ever saw. I'm not saying they're all like that...but Suzie was. She would bark at the cows next door for hours on end until they would finally become disgusted and move away to some other part of the field where she couldn't see them. One time they found Suzie on their side of the fence, and they did a cow charge like I've never seen before...the ground thundered! They chased her through about 3 huge fields till she got out underneath a barbed wire fence and escaped, yelping all the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 04:12 PM

And the mournful barking.... and the plain boneheaded stubbornness that characterizes that breed.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 01:58 PM

JtS... especially when they roll in fresh cowshit. If I hadn't loved that dog so much when I was a wee lad, I am sure my old man woulda shot him rather than wrappin him in newspaper fer the drive home.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 01:51 PM

All dogs can be lovable. Even Beagles.

but beagles are less so.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 01:27 PM

Celebrated in song..

"Get A-long Little Doggie"

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 01:08 PM

All dogs can be lovable. Even Beagles.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:13 AM

I've personally KNOWN Dachshunds who did all of the following:

claiming to be the solution to all problems
    bullying non-believers
    ignoring or denouncing any arguments to the contrary
    serving as an excuse for selfish behaviour.

In fact, selfishness is considered a great virtue among Dachshunds! Bullying is just fine among Dachshunds as long as you can get away with it. Ignoring or denouncing contrary opinions goes without saying. And any Dachshund worth his salt definitely knows that HE is the solution to all problems!

Despite this, they are still lovable. ;-)