BS: In Hell

Subject: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 14 Sep 13 - 11:28 PM

You know GfS, the one thing I can appreciate about winding up down here is the fact that I don't have to search for my lighter in this goddamned purse!

I am telling you, this purse prepared me for our mutual fate.

Next time, I'm gettin a backpack.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Sep 13 - 09:34 PM

It might be. What people referred to in ancient times as a "demon" might better be referred to as a very negative thought form which takes a person over at times and causes them to behave in destructive ways. A modern therapist probably wouldn't call it a "demon", but might call it a "complex" or an "obsession" or some other current popular term that fits the modern prejudices and assumptions.

If a fit of anger takes a person over and causes them to do violence, then they have been possessed by something stronger than they know how to deal with at that time.

The only real question is, did it originate solely within that person's own consciousness or is it due to the influence of an outer agent in the form of a negative thought form that affects or enters the person? We have no way of being sure about that at this time. We only have our standard cultural prejudices, our standard prior assumptions, and our standard favorite terms to describe the situation. The terms change as the culture changes...but the problem of the afflicted person remains the same in its outward effects.

No one can say whether the "demon" is self-manufactured or not. We can only have rock-solid opinions based on our prior assumptions of what is "real" and what isn't...or admit that we don't know for sure...which would be a bit wiser, in my opinion.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 13 - 10:51 PM

It's "daemon" and in a multitasking computer operating systems, a daemon is a computer program that runs as a background process, rather than being under the direct control of an interactive user.

init, dhcpd, crond, ftpd, fingerd, and sendmail are examples of daemons.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 12:38 AM

I was simply talking about the concept of "demons" in a general sense, not referring in any way to Suzy...or to gnu.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 01:15 AM

Too prosaic for a thick demon like me.

I'm off to The Hell and Purgatory District Association of Pigeon Fanciers AGM later. Absynth and dripping butties at 8.00pm.



What's that? Hell is on the western side of the pond? Oh shit. Looks like string cheese from a spray can on baguel then. Pigeon fancying might take some explaining too. ...

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 03:58 AM

Suzy Sock Puppet: "You know GfS, the one thing I can appreciate about winding up down here is the fact that I don't have to search for my lighter in this goddamned purse!"

Ah!...But that's where you had it all wrong....did you forget where you wanted to take us all??...and you expect breaks??...Well, I've got news for ya'.....until you 'repent' you're lighter won't work, as hard as you may try to light it....NOO....what they have cooked up for you, is you will have to shave your head with a cheese grater, while chewing tin foil....and not only that, you will be seasick and have lock-jaw at the same time....with a massive prolonged case of the hiccups!
...Oh, and your lighter?.....all your cigarettes are eternally soggy..but you can relieve yourself from the hiccups, when you light it!

Well??..That's what you get!!!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 08:06 AM

Little Hawk, good of you to write. But what's with all this speculation about the nature of demons? I thought that once you got up there, you would have definitive answers. Thanks for the pic btw. Nice wing span :-)

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 09:11 AM

Oh cut it out GfS, you know all of that is a myth. So far it's just really fucking hot! Too hot, as a matter of fact, to fight with people who see a troll around every corner. Besides, they love it when you smoke down here because it's one of the worst things you can do to yourself. They totally dig on anything like that.

Btw, have you seen Don or Bobie? Me neither. How do you like that? God really is a Democrat! Who knew?

GfS, I'm bored. Let's practice our evil laugh.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Amos
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 09:20 AM

:D Mwahahahaha is the tradtional spelling. Some modern belletrists have introduced the phonetically interesting "Bwahahaha" as a new interpretation of the pre-phonetic Evil Laugh (also know in the literature as Risus Lugosius) but this has not received general acceptance among reputable risologists.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 09:27 AM

Amos, you had me until Risus Lugosius. Mostly, Latin terms capitalize only the first word so it should have been Risus lugosius. I can see how viagra dispensers came to be called risologists but how Bela Lugosi got in there is beyond me.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 09:41 AM

Has the 5 monkeys experiment ever been discussed here.Some craic.Just glad we humans are more evolved hey.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 11:29 AM

Oh, I see... ;-) I think I'm getting the drift of it now, Suzy.

I see lots of people around here in regular life who are in hell. That is, they are in a state of mind that is hellish, and it's causing them (and sometimes others) to suffer. I'm somewhat skeptical about the metaphysical "Hell" that some people believe in, but I can't say I know for sure.

I was talking about demons and demonic possession, because I think it's an interesting subject, one that might have some factual basis. I've seen things that suggest it might, so I wouldn't just brush off the possibility.

You asked, "I thought that once you got up there, you would have definitive answers."

Oh? Well, I'm not "up there" yet. In any case, I suspect there are always further questions, even when one is "up there", although it might be possible to reach a point of simply being, in conscious union with all being, in which case questions might cease, at least for a time, and one might just BE. Questions, after all, arise out of a sense of separation or incompletion, don't they? One has no further questions when experiencing the absolute totality of Love.

But that remains to be seen.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 11:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsA5Sec6dAI. Hard to see how we are any different.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 11:45 AM

Oh? Well, I'm not "up there" yet. In any case, I suspect there are always further questions, even when one is "up there"...wise bird,they" all who have sat there tell us this.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: number 6
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 12:04 PM

Ok ... the Madcat can be somewhat moronic lately ... with those that take on the personalities of rednecks, monkeys, Travis Bickle ... some are just plain grouchy or miserable ... and then there are those that lie about what they have done and how they are experts on just about everything ... yes LH, I guess it is rooted one some sort of 'complex'.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: number 6
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 12:07 PM

ooops, something happened .... me again ... just to put a completion on my post above ... anyway, regardless of what I said,I think this thread as stooopid and silly as it is .... but, is rather funny.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 12:26 PM

Hell in a handcart

Oh we all went to Hell in a handcart
And Little Hawk was left the one to shove
But he go so fed with all their barkin
That he left them all and headed up above

St Peter met him at the gates of heaven
Said You know my son your duty lies below
But when told just who was on that handcart
St Peter said poor boy straight in you go.

They sat and argued ower who should be pushing
An Irishman of strength they thought would do
But he got so tired of all the bitchin
He turned right round and said GNIGHTGNU


16th September 2013 17.25

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 12:55 PM

"If a fit of anger takes a person over and causes them to do violence, then they have been possessed by something stronger than they know how to deal with at that time."

True, true. LH

This thread IS silly and stupid. It's nonsense actually. Just trying to have a little fun. All animals play you know. Monkeys too.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 01:17 PM

There are real people named Suzy Sock Puppet???

Hey, Number 6, it's not that I take on the personality of a "monkey" (he's an APE, dammit!)....it's that I have fun with a fictional character I've created in the person of a Chimpanzee, just as Walt Kelly had fun with fictional characters in the persons of an opossum, an alligator, an owl, a dog, a skunk, a porcupine, etc....in his famous comic strip "Pogo".

Chongo serves the same purpose. He is a character intended to satirize and point up various human foibles, strengths, and weaknesses in a humorous fashion, and thus to enable the creation of some political and social satire. As such, he takes on a life of his own in people's minds after awhile, just as Pogo did. I see nothing wrong with doing that.

If I were also a great artist, like Mr Kelly, I'd do a Chongo comic strip, but as it is, I am limited to simply writing about him.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 01:21 PM

No 6 nobody knows nothing.So please Relax .
   As for Daemon i remember reading that it was our hidden intelligence,"it that knows" if you like.So if that was true i suppose if you don't listen to your Daemon you could be a Demon.Busy now so 6 you can relax i wont engage again on this.It is a shame though because if we all learned to stay neutral/calm as facts are displayed/discussed things become easily apparent,see i stupidly thought you were going to try understand this subject.What if it happens to one of your children where are you going to send them.Youtube is full of kids trying to open their pineal and getting energetically confused by all sorts of garbage.Check out Benny Hinn(sp) on yt see what he is doing with his knowledge of this.Anyway i will never post here again on this subject so relax 6 hehe n
   peace

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: number 6
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 01:30 PM

I am relaxed ... as I stated previously I think this thread is rather funny ... just because I think the Madcat is somewhat moronic because it is populated by such fictional characters and miserable grouchy people doesn't meant I have my shorts all tied up in a knot ... or is it nought ... anyway, oh well.

LH ... I know what you mean ... ;)

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 04:27 PM

So Suzy...I take it you are expecting a 'comfortable stay'....hmmm,,do ya' think there will be a giant screen there with an eternity of Mudcat posts???..trolls and all??..even Demon-crats? and Repugnant-cans?? defending the 'devil's lair'??

None will deliver you from that fate I described earlier!!....Matter of fact, while you're convulsing from being seasick and having lockjaw at the same time..and you're writhing on the ground....both parties will hold you down, and shove shit in your ears, nonstop.....oh wait, they already do that here!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Sep 13 - 06:43 PM

Suzy, Naw..They're kicking me out! I heard that the devil was a 'liar from the beginning'....and I'm not into politics!

BTW, I THOUGHT you were SJL!!..your sarcastic fairness gave you away!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 02:25 AM

Fugitive from sanity will be OUR fate in hell.

He may even be allowed to bring his guitar and shrink couch Lucifer help us!

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: akenaton
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 02:59 AM

Very perceptive, Sanity.
I think I know who SJL is.....but I ain't sayin' nuthin'. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: akenaton
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 03:07 AM

"Fuck Suzy sock puppet"?......Nah, that's just a bit too weird, even for me!........but if it rocks your boat?!!

I think one would have to be experienced in that sort of thing?

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 09:38 AM

Ake, Ya' mean Suzy is still someone else????

Yikes!....Maybe the 'Man from U.N.C.L.E.'????!!!??

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 12:18 PM

No GfS, you don't get it. It's BECAUSE you hate politics that they make you stay here!

Ake, any sign of Muskrat? I had originally assumed that since you came down here, he must have gone there but now I 'm not so sure that that's the way it works so keep looking.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: akenaton
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 05:41 PM

I don't much care where he is Suzy......he's away....and so's the smell! :0)

Hope you didn't misunderstand my last post...'twas a bit rude.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 07:46 PM

All I smell is fire and brimstone. You must have a more acute sense of smell. Must be you don't smoke.

No I didn't misunderstand you at all. Sweet of you to concern yourself. We seem to be pals :-)

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Sep 13 - 10:27 PM

Suzy Sock Puppet: "No GfS, you don't get it. It's BECAUSE you hate politics that they make you stay here!"

Nope..not at all....politics are just people trying to have a voice...it's the corruption that gives that voice over to using it to lie.
..and that's the truth....I'm out of here!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 19 Sep 13 - 02:24 AM

Good luck...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=12boBhA_Mmo

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 19 Sep 13 - 08:37 PM

I just love youtube. You never know what you're gonna find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8hLYg6bOxA&sns=em

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Sep 13 - 10:26 PM

Ahhh!
I just love youtube. You never know what you're gonna find.

Cheers!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 12:43 AM

Precisely. But I have never gotten over John Lennon's death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfWVYuUWkyA&sns=em

Guess that makes me a groupie. Oh bloody hell.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 01:14 AM

Suzy, Yes, but you can......

A side note..true story....When I was in L.A., I had a recording studio, and had several acquaintances who were monsters in the industry...One was Steve, who in 1980, was going to New York on some related business. It was just about less than a month before Christmas, and while he was out there, he had four 'Double Fantasy' albums, that I gave him, John Lennon's last...and he was going to get them autographed for me, so I could give them out to certain friends, for Christmas...but in between the time he got him to sign them, and returned to L.A., John had been shot, and died....so, I only got one of them...which I still have, to this day......
Never been played, autographed, 'Double Fantasy'.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,musket monitoring
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 02:35 AM

Yeah very rude. It's a pity she didn't have Akenhateon to insist you were kicked off Mudcat.org for insulting a lady.

Hell is a professional Scottish idiot giving you the benefit of his ill judged opinion.

Anyway I have been on this thread. Forgot to put my name, that's all.

If I take the BTEC Level II in queer bashing I might even qualify to post some more on this thread. All the usual suspects are here I notice. Really Goofus, I won't let you play with the good professor if you keep mixing with the wrong crowd. You have been the only one I would normally let near my greyhound.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 02:49 AM

Muskrat: "You have been the only one I would normally let near my greyhound."

I get along, .... I maybe be a son of a bitch!

(It's 'genetic').

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Musket musing
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 06:30 AM

Perhaps that's why when trying to work out the logic in your posts (historical, I gave up ages back) I have a desire to lick my own arse.

Or is it ass?

Hard to tell when trying to get the colonies to understand plain English, what?

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 11:11 AM

Hi Ian!

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 03:46 PM

Muskrat: "Hard to tell when trying to get the colonies to understand plain English, what?"


Hard to tell when trying to get the English to understand that we're not your colonies!... what?

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Jeri
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 03:55 PM

What's funny about the cutesy name is there actually is a (non-active) member named "Muskrat". It's not all that insulting, but if that's all ya got...

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Sep 13 - 04:00 PM

It wasn't supposed to be that insulting to him, at all..he's doing such a nice job of that, without my 'help'...

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 Sep 13 - 12:22 PM

In Hell there are no crumpets dripping with butter, no chips covered in HP sauce, no large Camembert cheeses ripened to melting point. There are only low-calorie salads, non-fat yoghurts and endless Ryvita. So I'm trying to pass the exam to get into Heaven.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 21 Sep 13 - 01:32 PM

Yeah, all the food in hell is quite over done as you can imagine- and we don't have this angel either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJcyNA81fg&sns=em

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 21 Sep 13 - 01:37 PM

And btw, there are lots of Neo-Conservative and Tea Party Republicans here for taking the food out of the mouths of poor people. Jesus said, "That's a número uno no-no." Didn't say anything about being gay though.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Musket being patriotic
Date: 22 Sep 13 - 02:03 AM

Oy Goofus! Don't be so sure. Regarding that boat load of tea. Goods remain property of the seller till paid for in full.

Yeah I doubt this Jesus dude did say anything about being gay. Leave that to more clever people like Akenhateon.

For Goofus to be insulting he would have to be taken seriously. Never been known. He's harmless enough. I wouldn't let my dog play with him if he were otherwise. My little boyhhad a traumatised past in the hands of dog racing trainers and so I am very fussy about who he can be with. Mind you after three years he has stopped flinching when you go near him now and his tail isn't between his legs when you call him. Slow progress I suppose.

Hell is where you are kept in line by dog racing trainers.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 Sep 13 - 04:51 AM

In Hell there are also dozens of hirsute female gym teachers standing beside improbably tall vaulting horses. One second's hesitation and withering scorn pours forth. Next come the Aerobics Exercise Instructors with voices like foghorns, "And stretch! And lunge!" Then the Cross Country Run... in the pouring rain. I'm studying like anything for the Heaven Exam.

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 22 Sep 13 - 06:06 AM

... hey you guys ... anybody seen my harp?

Subject: RE: BS: In Hell
From: Suzy Sock Puppet
Date: 22 Sep 13 - 10:40 AM

Not only that Eliza, but they also have those substitute gym teachers who always order up a nice "friendly" game of dodge ball. Oh yeah. I just love getting whacked in the head by overly aggressive classmates, don't.

No Bonnie, there are no harps here (no chocolate either)- lots of fiddles however.

http://youtu.be/Fi13NxmjqLI

And do you know what the demons love to do best with their fiddles? Ruin beautiful old tragic English ballads by completely destroying the mood. There are no concertinas either.