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Lyr Req: Death of the 69,000 12 Nov 99 - 04:41 PM
Bert 12 Nov 99 - 04:53 PM
GUEST,Bryan 28 Dec 15 - 01:28 AM
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Subject: Death of the 69,000
Date: 12 Nov 99 - 04:41 PM

I have a title and some text. I would like info on either. Here is just a little of the text that I have heard titled either "The Bastard King of England" (perhaps a verse other than the one found at this website) or "Death of the 69,000" or "...Sixty-Nine Thousand": Balls dried the Queen, If I had two, I'd be King. I have more of this poem, which sounds very similar to "The Bastard King of England" Anyone with info or requesting to know more, please contact me at:

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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Death of the 69,000
From: Bert
Date: 12 Nov 99 - 04:53 PM

Welcome to Mudcat 'rdelre'. A search of Digitrad for [bastard king] will get you this

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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Death of the 69,000
From: GUEST,Bryan
Date: 28 Dec 15 - 01:28 AM

I've been sitting with my dad trying to remember it, here's what we can get. I know we're missing some. If we could fill us in, that would be great.

The death of the 69,000.

Twas the day of the castration of the king,
"Balls!" Cried the Queen, "for if I had two, I'D be king!"
The king laughed, not because he wanted to(2) but because he had to(2).
David was in love with the king's daughter.
Up road David. "Where is the princess?!" Cried David.
"In bed with diphtheria." Said the king.
"WHAT?! is that Greek bastard back in town?!" Cried David.
For his insolence, David was thrown in the lion's den.
Up strode the lion, David grabbed the lion by the balls.
"That tickles." Said the lion.
"What tickles?" Asked David.
"Testicles." Said the lion, and they chocked one up for the mangy best.
David turned to the king.
"Where's the princess?"
"FUCK THE PRINCESS!" Declared the king, and 69,000 died in the rush, for in those days, the King's word was LAW.

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