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Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2

GUEST,Tattie Bogle 19 Dec 13 - 11:19 AM
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Tattie Bogle 21 Dec 13 - 11:50 AM
GUEST,Musket 21 Dec 13 - 12:46 PM
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Subject: Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2
From: GUEST,Tattie Bogle
Date: 19 Dec 13 - 11:19 AM

Does anyone have the lyrics for this hilarious song - about a lifesize blow-up doll - that I've only ever heard Robin Laing sing? NOT the Poor Willie (Willy) mentioned in other threads here. I was told it was written by a Jimmy Leith, but Google searches on the song and composer have drawn a blank.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 13 - 01:54 PM

Do you know any of the lyrics? That would be a help.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 21 Dec 13 - 11:50 AM

Not exactly: just roughly the story. Poor Willie can't get a real girlfriend so buys this lifesize inflatable "anatomically correct" doll for company. There's one verse where he over-inflates her and turns a certain part inside out in the process, so he thinks he's bought the wrong doll: and then eventually she gets punctured, and the sudden escape of air hurtles both of them off into outer space. get the gist? A bit risqué but amusing too.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 21 Dec 13 - 12:46 PM

Les Barker wrote a parody of Living Doll that was along those lines.

It started

Got myself a self inflating, floating, mating
Blow up doll

And went downhill fast. Lovely line about her going down on him.

I once bought a blow up sheep for a stag night. Called her Ewenice of course. She was very popular with the ladies in the night club. At the time I thought it was my magnetic personality rather than the ruminant based sex toy under my arm.

Beer is a fickle mistress at times.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Poor Willie 2
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 13 - 12:59 PM

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/rec.music.dementia/0BNTsSbOxGU/VyFKGm8LB_gJ


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