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Subject: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: GUEST,Your Sufferin' Secret Santa Date: 14 Jan 14 - 08:36 PM Obviously this is a personal message to Firecat from her Fiendly Flying Fatso. Obviously it is a private sort of thing and so if you are reading it and you are not Firecat you're reading someone else's mail and shame on you. On the other hand, I cannot use my own genuine name because I am her Secret Santa. So if you're not Firecat, bugger off. Firecat, Ol' Santa has your gifts still in Ol' Santa's possession. They are not lost in the post, they were not eaten by elves. Ol' Santa went in for a spot of dental work and ended up having her/his right sinus operated upon and a big nasty polyp taken out. Nonmalignant, Ol' Santa was glad to learn, and it's healing quite nicely. But it did delay the Sending Of Your Gifts. Therefore, Ol' Santa begs, most humbly, your forgiveness and will do atonement by self-abasement. Please rest assured that they WILL soon be posted to you. Thank you for your patience with the patient. (I thought I told you others to bugger off!) |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: Ebbie Date: 14 Jan 14 - 11:44 PM hahhahaha That right sinus sounds familiar. Not that I read the message. |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: gnu Date: 15 Jan 14 - 06:24 AM I didn't either. BUT, if I did I would say... Shame on You, Sandy Claws! You deserve to be messed up by a rabid North Polar Bear! |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: JHW Date: 15 Jan 14 - 07:03 AM wtf |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: maeve Date: 15 Jan 14 - 07:12 AM I closed my eyes so I wouldn't read this private message...and left a link on the "Thank You, Santa" thread. Firecat has posted there quite recently. |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: gnu Date: 15 Jan 14 - 09:51 AM I'll bet she's red hot! |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jan 14 - 10:05 AM I think a little declutter of threads is in order soon. . . |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: Jeri Date: 15 Jan 14 - 10:29 AM I read the thread on whelks, then immediately... didn't read this one. Been there, done that, got windows in my sinuses so it never happened again... that thing I didn't read about. |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: Firecat Date: 15 Jan 14 - 12:57 PM Thanks for the update, Santa! I wasn't expecting a thread! It's never nice having to go into hospital for any reason. I completely understand about why the pressies haven't set off from you yet - health must always come first. I will continue to wait patiently, and as my Mum says about things, they'll arrive when they arrive. When they do, I'll be even more excited! Concentrate on getting better first, though. That's the main thing. *gentle hugs for a post-operative Santa* |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: gnu Date: 15 Jan 14 - 01:11 PM SRS... you can delete my posts if you wish. I understand. Well... I think I do but, as I am a man, think versus do is always in doubt. |
Subject: RE: BS: FIRECAT!!! Read this!!!!! From: Pete Jennings Date: 16 Jan 14 - 06:57 AM Hang on a minute, the dental work and sinus op took place on or about Wednesday 8 January if MOAB is to be believed. In my diary 8 January is AFTER Chrissmuss. Yer supposed to send yer Chrissmuss presence BEFORE Chrissmuss! An' not make feeble excuses when yer don't. |