Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!

Subject: BS: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Claire M
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 02:56 PM

Subject: RE: Folklore: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 03:42 PM

Good! Tell us more!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: GUEST,michaelr
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 06:48 PM

What is folklore about that?

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 06:58 PM

Good for you Claire! Hope it's comfy!

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Jack Campin
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 08:28 PM

So, Claire's arse descends below the line. It must be more comfy down there.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Ebbie
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 08:44 PM

Wow, a couple of guys here are SO informed.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 10:50 PM

Now here's a site with the right attitude about such things!

A chair with a flamethrower attached, for example - that would get the point across quite forcefully sometimes...

Happy riding, Claire.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Janie
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 11:09 PM

Happy riding indeed, Claire!

'May the Force be off you!'

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 09:29 AM

I'll second that!

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Bert
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 09:41 AM

Does it come with a whoopee cushion?

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 01:27 PM

'May the Force be off you!'

DITTO!

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:31 AM

I'm glad you specified that it was a WHEELCHAIR seat.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:58 AM

How about some go-faster stripes too?

:D tG

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Allan C.
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 08:00 PM

Great news! I sincerely hope it is all you want it to be. Self-cooling, self-healing, with pressure sensor activated contours, and hydraulic leg lifts, I presume?

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Jack Campin
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 09:03 PM

It must be pretty darn good if Claire has been wriggling about in it in ecstasy while 13 posts have gone by without sitting up straight to report back.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Bert
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 01:44 AM

Yes Jack, it has probably got a couple of jet packs attached to it, and she is off flying somewhere.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 02:13 AM

We can only hope it is from ecstasy. Ill-concealed snarkiness isn't pleasant, wouldn't you agree?

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Allan C.
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 12:24 PM

There are some situations that elicit responses for which nobody has prior experience. This results in an awkward discomfort in which one finds a lack for what to say. Many people respond to such instances through attempts at humor, whether or not appropriate. It is just people being people. It is my fervent hope that Claire M will understand this and will read instead the good wishes that are obscured.

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 08:39 PM

Claire, did you get it yet? If not, when do you expect it?

Subject: RE: Claire M is getting new wheelchair seat!
From: Jack Campin
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 08:54 PM

The highest-tech ones can be surprisingly expensive. If I'd got somebody to pay for the top-of-the-line model on this page I'd be happy too:

https://www.completecareshop.co.uk/wheelchairs/gel-wheelchair-cushions/

If your mobility was poor enough that you were at risk of sores, it wouldn't be a luxury.