BS: Olddude heart attack

Subject: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 12:47 PM

I in. hospital had a big banger and bypass I be ok

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Megan L
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 12:51 PM

You take care lad glad the bypass was successful.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: beardedbruce
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 12:54 PM

Still recovering from my triple (after 9 stents).

Good luck, take care, and relax whenever you are not exercising.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: bobad
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 12:58 PM

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:00 PM

gnu started something about this on facebook. Take care, Dan.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:10 PM

Hope you'll be back interfering with security scanners in no time.
Got to quite like being patted down at airports and department stores when they fitted me with a new hip
Good luck
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Will Fly
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:28 PM

Good to hear from you Dan! Take care - get well - see you soon!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:44 PM

thinking of you!
hugs

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 01:56 PM

Hey, Dan, get well soon.

Maybe implant a 992B?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Deckman
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 02:17 PM

OUCH ... THOSE ARE NO FUN. Mind your doctors and your manners, bob(deckman)nelson

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: MartinRyan
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 02:22 PM

Mind yourself!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 02:45 PM

Every day one step up, Dan! We're counting on ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 02:52 PM

Hope you get more encouragement from the medical staff than I did when I had the hip done.
As I was going to be incapacitated for some time, I decided to take another run at War and Peace, which I've never managed beyond about page 50.
A doctor attending me, saw the title, shook his head and said, "You have to be joking"
Every time he visited me he giggled.
Abandoned WaP after a couple of days and reverted to John Grisham.
Still not got further than page 50 - bastard!!
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jeri
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 02:53 PM

DAN! DON'T DO THAT!

Seriously, get better. Give yourself enough time and rest to heal, but get the heck better!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rog Peek
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 03:03 PM

All the best for a speedy recovery.

Rog

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 03:30 PM

Love to you, Dan.

Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 03:40 PM

Once you are out set yourself a steadily increasing target to walk every day.

After mine I counted the number of front gates that I walked past and did one more every day.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 03:48 PM

Good wishes from me, owld lad.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 04:57 PM

Prayers!

~Susan & Greg

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 05:26 PM

Dan you're the man. If a blood vessel can't kill ya
smoking can.

Get well soon, eat healthy, eat tasty and develop a taste for purple cabbage.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ranger1
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 05:33 PM

Get well soon, Dan!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: billybob
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 05:35 PM

Sending love and healing thoughts

Wendy xxx

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 05:57 PM

Dan, I just emailed you but your inbox is full. I'll keep you in my thoughts, and behave around the nurses, buddy.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: JennieG
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 06:28 PM

Sending good thoughts too, Dan.........and just you be good to the nurses, because they can make your life unhappy if you aren't nice.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: The Sandman
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 06:46 PM

get well soon

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 07:05 PM

I keep winding that little old Waltham and thinking of you, Bro.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 07:12 PM

Catspaw gave us a heads up, Dan. We have been praying for you for a while.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Larry the Radio Guy
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 07:33 PM

Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Little Robyn
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 07:42 PM

Take it easy and look after yourself.
Best wishes,
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:00 PM

I was concerned when yer email box was full and then was alerted to the impending surgery by Spaw. Been sending thoughts and prayers every day as I am sure many have.

You da man. Heal well and fast. We need ya. Yer one a the good ones.

Love and peace,

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:17 PM

Get outa there. Stop associating with sick people...I mean physically sick, not Mudcatters. We got us a wild hog hunt to go on, remember?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:44 PM

I thought it was a Stent but was a full blown heart attack with bypass doc said it was a left side widow make i am very grateful to you all

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jack Campin
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 08:46 PM

Re Jim Carroll's story: I took Hermann Broch's The Death of Virgil into hospital for scheduled surgery once. It's not quite as long as War and Peace but it's very densely written, tiny print in my copy, and ends with a single 120-page sentence as Virgil goes into his final lung haemorrhage.

I whizzed through it with hardly a pause. Recommended for that situation.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 09:34 PM

Olddude, I'm sorry about your heart attack. Now get better and get home fast! To help with that, I'm sending healing love your way.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,rumanci
Date: 03 Jun 14 - 10:06 PM

love,good thoughts and healing hugs from me too

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 12:06 AM

Good to hear you here, Dan. As said by others, you've been on our minds for the last few days- good that you feel well enough to think of us.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 12:13 AM

Recover quickly. Love your posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:52 AM

Get well Dan, all good thoughts from England!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 02:05 AM

Awwww sorry to hear that Dan..... Prayers and thoughts to you :)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Teribus
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:21 AM

All the very best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Having been through that same mill you will be amazed at how well you will feel in about three months time.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:33 AM

Dan, Ann & I send love & wish you a speedy, pain free recovery. That you can get on line & respond is a clear sign of progress. Sounds like you're getting the very best care,
                                       With Love,
                                                      Nigel & Ann Paterson.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:51 AM

Give'em a song Dan;You'll have the whole place to yourself!

Get out of there soon

God bless

David

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Leadfingers
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 05:38 AM

Good Luck Dan - Hang in there - You're one of the 'Good' guys

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 05:57 AM

good to read your posts!

keep doing as you are told & keep getting well

hugs & best wishes

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 06:03 AM

Good to have word from you, Dan. We've been wondering how it went. Heal fast and heal well!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 06:35 AM

I'm a little late to this.
Dan, my lovely old friend keep well and take very good care. All the very best from Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 07:42 AM

This is the first I've heard of this. Do EVERYTHING the doctors tell you and you will be ok. A positive attitude works wonders my friend.

I had a three way by pass 10 years ago, and I'm fit as a fiddle. Please keep us up to date.
You are one of the good guys!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:32 AM

My brother had a NINE-way back in '96 and he's still fit as a fiddle -- a very cheap fiddle, with no pegs, crushed F hole...the works.

(Actually, he's served two terms on the town council, hunted a lot of deer, dumped a riding mower on himself twice, lost two runs for mayor, married off one kid and second this coming September, spoils three grandkids, and I can't remember what all. He's also nuts, but he was that before the surgery.)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 09:36 AM

Good thoughts coming from the UK Dan. I will agree that. Kendall is fit as a fiddle after his bypass so will be looking to you to get yourself out of the hospital and back on your feet soon. You really are one of the good guys!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 09:48 AM

Rearrange this well know phrase or saying

WELL SOON GET

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Lighter
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 10:20 AM

Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. And maybe it'd be a good idea to avoid controversial threads for a while....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,MikeL2
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 11:33 AM

Hi Dan

Keep your pecker up my friend.
You are in my prayers.

Get Better soon

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:02 PM

Wow! You mean you had a ticker repaired by someone who wasn't Amish?

Fine! Just keep on keeping on...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:13 PM

And don't listen to Q--the last thing you need is breast implants at this stage of your life. That ship sailed long ago.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Leadbelly
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:16 PM

Best wishes for a soon recovery, Dan!

Manfred from Germany

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 01:52 PM

Bill D... hahahahahhaaa! Good one!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 04:01 PM

well wishes and prayers, dan. hope it wont be too long before you are able to get back to that fine guitar picking I enjoyed listening to on your site yesterday. blessings    pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:19 PM

Hey, Ols'ter...

The Holy Spirit told me that it was time to check into the Cat and now I know why...

Hey, do everything that the doctors tell you... Walk, walk, walk and don't smoke...

Meanwhile, prayers coming your way...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:45 PM

Great to see you post, Bobert... but if it means Dan or anyone else has to have a heart attack to get you to post... DON"T INDULGE HIM! >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Jun 14 - 08:53 PM

Yes, I've heard enough about heart attacks. No more this year, please.

Charlie Ipcar

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 07:43 AM

A bit late getting to this thread! Sorry to hear about your challenges Olddude. Lots of good advice here. You'll get through it with your indomitable spirit! (No, not the one in the bottle :0) Get well soon - we need you!

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 12:16 PM

Dan, do you need any Jello?

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 02:12 PM

Make it green jello, Bruce. That's his favorite.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 05:08 PM

Heard you was crook Oldster.
When you're polishing your collection of pocket watches, remember to look after yer own ticker.
Up and at 'em, boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 05 Jun 14 - 11:31 PM

Sure puts a dent in my fishing right now I feel like a truck hit me doc's says it be fine thanks my brother and sisters for making me laugh one word ouch

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ragdall
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 02:19 AM

So glad to hear that you made it through okay, Dan.
Heal well. The fish will be waiting for you when you're getting around better again.

Big hugs,
rags

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 02:53 AM

I hope you have a big teddy bear to hug, Dan. Or at least, a pillow.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,MikeL2
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 06:36 AM

Hi Dan

Pleased to hear that you are improving.

So fishing's out.....so what....I can;t fish either...mind you I ain't got nothing to stop me I just can't fish...

Chin up Dan

Kind Regards

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 08:04 AM

DON'T COUGH!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 08:23 AM

Bitcin about not fishin! Dan is back! >;-)

There'll be lots of time for fishing. You rest and heal.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 11:40 AM

Don't laugh without a teddy bear to hug, it helps. But do laugh, it helps. Nothing like a few contradictions, eh?

Take care, and you'll be out fishing soon enough, no promises you catch anything, though.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 05:03 PM

Yikes! Get better soon!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 05:34 PM

All best wishes for a rapid recovery, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 10:17 PM

They gave me a big ass heart pillow to squeeze when I cough boy does that make your eyes bug out ouch

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 10:20 PM

Just checked the widow maker off my bucket list ain't doing that again being very good boy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 10:24 PM

They gave you an ass pillow for your heart?

No, don't laugh either. Catspaw did a whole entire chapter on pillows and coughing. Some people get stuffed animals, I hear.

Heal, man, heal!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 14 - 11:37 PM

Four simple words: three foot long rainbow.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 02:50 AM

"Some people get stuffed animals, I hear."

Then there's others who stu--ok, forget that.


Dan, I was serious about do you want some Jello. Ebbie was kind enough to mention a flavor/color, and nineteen of us are quite prepared to have it to you ASAP just name the day and time, Homes :-)

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 06:42 AM

Mornin, Dan. Yer one day closer ta fishin, bud.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 07:18 AM

Kendall got a llama - we still have it somewhere around..........?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 07:48 AM

Thanks for the update Olddude. Good to hear from you. Remember the tag line about teaching a man to fish....and keep improving!

Best as ever,

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 10:41 AM

There's the answer. Cold beer, a mess 'o catfish and lime Jello stuffing. Doesn't get much better than that, Dan.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: LilyFestre
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 12:21 PM

Sending lots of love Dan...wish I had seen this MUCH sooner. I hope you are feeling better with each passing day.

Much love,

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 12:27 PM

Pool full of green Jell-O just for you, Dude.
Keep healing
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: KT
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 01:46 PM

Oh dear, just seeing this thread now. SO glad you're on the mend, Dan. Will keep the prayers flowing for your continued healing.
KT

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 05:52 PM

wishing you a sure and steady recovery.   pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 08:18 PM

I know about Hay Fever sneezing and acracked rib , so I feel I CAN sympathise about the couhing mate !

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 14 - 10:02 PM

Why didn't I think of this before? Dan... get yer ass on Amazon and order a copy of "Trout Magic" by Robert Traver. It's a wonderful book. Just what you need during recovery. I searched for it for a half hour so I could try to get my copy to you but finding anything in this mess I call my house is like looking for a needle in a hay field. Seriously, the book is a gem but trying to find my copy in this house is like trying to get trout to bite on bait in a warm south wind in late June and in July and August. Gramps used to laugh at us and say, "Nah. You young fellahs walk the brook. I'll stay home and cook beans and bread because that's what we'll be havin fer supper. Work up an appetite." Gramps knew what he was talkin about. The olddudes always do.

I hope each day finds you healing faster and stronger.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 01:52 AM

Yeah I should never listen to spaw oh Dan it doesn't hurt much only a little when you cough. Damn what drugs did ya get my brother. I cough holding the ass heart pillow and wake up in space some where

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:10 AM

You make me hurt. Hope tomorrow is significantly better.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 11:26 AM

And a Good mornin'! to you, Dan. Today is the day you will start to feel better. OK?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,RB
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 11:49 AM

Hey Wabash Kid, get better soon.
If you gonna smoke, try to stick to the green stuff.
That Virginia fine cut and Kentucky white burley will have you chasing the dragon right up Smokey's ass,
and that's a dark and shitty place,,,,, so I've been told.
Heal up well. The music will help.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 12:33 PM

Thanks bro but no more smoking for this guy some learn the easy way some much harder three weeks so far no miss it either I got get better soon my buddy found a fishing hole with five footer muskies been wanting to tangle with one of those monsters for years

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: KT
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 01:41 PM

The pain will pass, Dan. Keep on takin' care of that big ol' heart of yours! We're all rootin' for ya!
KT

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:00 PM

I found it! Bad news. It was in a cardboard box beside the corner of the basement with the crack in the concrete wall. 32 books are ruined with water damage. I am gutted at the loss of those books. Gotta call around for quotes to fix the water leakage. It doesn't leak much but it does leak enough to destroy a box of books which were on the floor over six years or so.

I hope today finds you better than yesterday... EVERYday.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 02:20 PM

Aw, shucks, Dan. I hope it hurts less and less every minute. I'm glad you've got that pillow to hug, but I'll be more glad when you don't need it!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 08:09 PM

Come muskie fishing with me my buddy found some monsters. Got my heavyweight gear set up but I got a lot more healing. I am doing well my beloved friends docs still can't figure out why I didn't die and end up with limited damage maybe just lucky or God wants to see the muskie Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 08:59 PM

Well, you got your spirit back. Uh, let me rephrase that. Great to see you with your sense of humour intact. Keep on getting well, Dan.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jun 14 - 10:15 PM

I will come up and get ya we can go fishing big time how about it Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:11 AM

You got it my friend.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:23 AM

First chance I get, Dan. Thanks for the invite.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Musket
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:29 AM

Whaddu mean Muskie fishing??

My bottom lip protrudes enough as it is!



All the best Dan. You'll feel 10 years younger soon, trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:20 AM

Dan, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, although it may be hard to tell the difference right now. Thinking of you, friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,RB
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:34 AM

and then there was the elusive Humphrey/Muskie back in '68, but the Nixon/Agnew was a lot more fishy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:01 PM

Dan, we use muskellunge, up here to tow our water skiers. So you have some idea, guys are getting ready to use the fry they're holding to bait the hook.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:24 PM

So that means that which doesn't make you stronger kills you? Don't buy into that!

Caught a big crappie on a #7 fly rod the other day, using a #64 black gnat I tied myself. Fought that fish for 18 straight hours, never once stopping for anything. Water level in reservoir fell 17 feet when I pulled it out, so I had to do catch and release. The crappie tossed me my limit in 30 pound salmon as a way of saying thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:22 PM

Hey can't stop laughing ouch thats just mean where did I leave that damn heart pillow Lol q was right they should have used my 992b hell that would keep time to the pump

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:50 PM

I think Rapparee's exaggerating. I'm not ;-)

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 02:15 PM

Lol I know you got some big ones there four footer my biggest but not trophy I want five footer hard to find here anymore. You brit guys have something called a wells catfish that's a monster saw a guy on tv land one I got some big channel cats but nothing the size of a wells

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 07:26 PM

We got sturgeon in the Saint John watershed, Dan. Big buggers! Okay... fish story... Labrador.

So, we put to shore fer a boilup. Dan is about thigh deep in the lake and fishin. He takes a piss and the red devil is about a foot over the water while he holds the rod between his legs. Well, both of them, I guess but his legs are holding the fishing rod secure. A huge pike swims between his legs from behind, breaks water and nails the red devil lure and takes off. Dan is pissin all over, including on himself. He grabs the fishing rod and reels in the pike and whips it back on shore about 20 feet in the woods. The air was blue. He marched back into the woods and, well, the pike didn't make it... not even to the BBQ. Raven meat.

I got pics of that day... somewhere. Sigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:02 AM

Why do you laugh at a true tale? Would you laugh if I told you about the trout I caught -- 32 pound Cutthroat. Naturally I wanted to keep it, but I was a good boy and turned it loose again. It was so grateful that all the rest of that Summer all I'd have to do is show up at the Ole Fishin' Spot and that trout would not only show me where the other fish were AND indicate what they were biting on, but would sometimes get so exasperated with me that it would just flip a couple nice sized ones on shore for me. Never exceeded the fishing regs limits, either (all you can catch plus one).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:14 AM

Yer killing me rap god... Ok ya going fishing with me. Muskie sturgeon maybe one of those monsters garr fish. River monsters like the guy on tv.. We have all caught countless game fish. Time now for heavy gear and big boys

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 05:35 AM

very fishy stories!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 06:05 AM

Buddy : "Wassa bag limit?"
Udder Buddy : "Much as a bag will 'old, zir."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 10:07 AM

Okay, I shan't tell you more about my life in The West. Actually, the fishing is lousy, what you keep tastes like mud, and everything glows in the dark from the radiation. If you do go fishing you'll probably return broke because bandits will have taken everything you own (ever walk through sagebrush and stuff stark naked while dodging Girl Scouts out collecting plant specimens for a merit badge?) Actually, the fish never develop beyond the fertilized egg stage, so they're too small to deal with. The sun beats down on your fruitless fishing until you're driving four feet into the volcanic sand the cover the entire West and eventually a cow will come and poop on your head.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 01:06 PM

Lol ok yer killing me. We can fish here in the east however they may still glow in the dark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 04:45 PM

Like they say, "with friends like these, who needs enemas?"

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:37 AM

It's that Lime Green Jell-O you use as bait makes 'em glow in the dark!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 11:27 AM

He uses these for bait -- and if he's skunked he eats them.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:29 PM

Omg the horror hell with that heart pillow I am just using a wiener dog

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:55 PM

Ah ha! You're better!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 01:43 PM

Dan, this one's for you.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:04 PM

Oh, I can just imagine Dan stirring up a batch of jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 05:19 PM

Yo Dan! When do ya get sprung from the Hop?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:08 PM

DUM dum DUM dum DUM dum
DUM dum Dum dum DUM dum DUM dum
At the Hop...At the Hop...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:53 PM

...or take er to the hop

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 09:45 PM

I thought Dan's telling us he was hugging a wiener dog meant he had been sprung from the hospital. I usually don't mind being told I'm wrong, but in this case I hope I'm right!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:30 AM

Remember, bring green jello.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:25 PM

I home yer right feeling wild and wooley

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:34 PM

YAY! So very glad to hear the great news, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 03:42 PM

Wiener dogs make good bait too, but they're hard to keep on the hook -- or get on the hook because they tend to bite and squirm and yip and run away. But anyway,this one's for Olddude (and anyone else weird enough to appreciate it).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:05 PM

Great news.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:58 PM

Lol no wiener dogs fer bait. No I am not allowed to do shit till I heal up so I been winding new line on the big gear. My buddy and I use big suckers for bait on big muskie gotta catch some next week when I can move better they work great but ya gotta have heavy gear monster muskie will give you fight like ya neverseen before

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 05:28 PM

"I home..."

Me so happy 'cause you is !

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:46 PM

Suckers? Well, I guess some people will fall for anything.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:55 PM

Next week? Ya can't wait and heal a bit longer? C'mon bud... do NOT push it. Please. We ain't spring chickens eh? Caution is the better part of valour.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 07:35 AM

Dan and, now, Spaw in hospital. I hope Spaw gets sprung quick-like too.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 12:40 PM

Oh no spaw going to call him now

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 01:21 PM

Spaw's in the horsespittle, Olddude's hors de combat -- why don't you guys get something other than a hospital room?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 07:29 PM

"Why don't you guys get...a...room?"

Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time We'll have a gay old time ...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 10:29 PM

And now Kendall. Can you spell "orgy"?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 10:31 PM

Can it be called an orgy when there are only two people involved?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jun 14 - 07:02 AM

Kendall's doc says he thinks he removed the throat cancer successfully.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 14 - 10:32 PM

Kendall, olddude and spaw -- well, Spaw's not up to orgyin' right now. Jacqui and Sins are up Maine way, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 05:59 AM

HUGE hug and a BIG kiss, Dan...and I'm just so glad to read that you're home now. Holding you close. (((XXX)))

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 06:16 AM

Skin, not throat, folks.

Glad for you, Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 06:26 AM

So Dan, when will you be fishing in these parts?
Or looking at old pocket watches?
Or playing with trains?
Love,
Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 07:20 AM

Can you sleep laying down yet, Dan? Glad to hear you are home and your sense of humor intact!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 08:28 AM

Sorry about my last post. Got confuzzled and just wanted Dan to know Kendall is okay. Thanks for correcting me, maeve.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 09:36 AM

The following is a pic of a sturgeon from the Fraser River in British Columbia. Many like that have been taken. One of 'em got your name on it.

Here ya go, Dan.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 10:58 AM

If I saw something like that on one end of my fishing tackle, I think I would have a "BM" on the other end...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 01:57 PM

froggy... hehehee.

A float plane went down while I was in Churchill Falls, Labrador. I was talking to the divers who recovered the bodies and one said he was scared shitless because there were dead lake trout on the bottom at various stages of decay (being slowly eaten) that were bigger than him. True or false? I don't know. The conversation was in the bar late on a Friday night.

Yes... 'the' bar. Not a big town. But great fishing. The town is built around a hydro dam and the dam watershed is vast with many sub-structure dams on various rivers. And more blackflies than you can swallow if you breath through your mouth.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 02:17 PM

I plan on some maine salt water fishing when I heal up dang feels like a truck waffled me
Bugger hurts but I also tend to push it been walking a lot love you all so much

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 07:55 PM

you're on the right path - keep pushing (gently)

love from sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 11:01 PM

Shit back in hospital heart beating wrong go figure I felt fine dang there goes another week

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Kt, not logged in
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 11:31 PM

Dan, sorry to hear you're back there again, but glad you're getting good care. Take it easy, and don't worry about another week. We want you around for a long time!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 11:54 PM

Crap pulse is nuts up pressure is nuts got me hooked up to every gadget there is. Just my luck there Is fish to catch instead vitals bouncing like a ball I am pissed can I be

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 01:40 AM

tell those vitals to behave themselves!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 02:02 AM

Hello Dan!....I had a quad bi-pass a little less than two years ago. On the sixth day they released me, but first I had to have a 'briefing' from the cardiologist. Here's the short version...Though they had lost me, the doctor said my 'recovery was nothing short of miraculous, I (he)had never seen anything like it'...later in the meeting, he also said he had heard my music on YouTube, and said that, 'there's a lot of healing in that music'....on my subsequent 5 week visit, I brought them a stack of CD's, and gave them to him and the attending staff(I actually remembered all their names) free, to use them to help other people. it is now being used in five hospitals in four states, and several cardiac therapy clinics...so, here's the link, I think you may have heard it before. You can use it in two ways that work....listen to it and drift off with it while resting...it has a calming effect...and when you do your 1/2 hour treadmill therapy, listen to it and it will make it easier to spend the half hour..as it takes you away...and IT WORKS.
Being as it's being working for a lot of people whom I don't know, why not for a FRIEND????
If you read the blurb below the video screen, it mentions the cardiac-therapy, and the hospitals.
ENJOY getting better!!!! ...it might be easier than you think!
'Bittersuite: Joy', Recorded 'LIVE'
It works!!...(according to 'them'..and I'm still ok...sneezing is a bitch, though....)

God keep you, and sending you thoughts and prayers..(non-religious, of course)

Guest from Sanity

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 02:06 AM

Oh, and either use a good sound system or headphones!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 02:21 AM

I think buddy rich is playing drums in my heart thump thump crash Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 02:25 AM

Well Buddy keeps good time!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 03:07 AM

Yup he does how are you still awake me I got no reason to sleep dang machines my pressure and shit is way off if the lord wants me that's fine but there better be fishing or I be pissed

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 06:18 AM

So sorry to hear you are back in, Dan. I hope it all gets sorted real quick.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Will Fly
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 06:29 AM

Keep your spirit up, Dan old buddy. My thoughts are with you and my fingers are crossed.

I shall wind up all my 992s and 992Bs in your honour this evening.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 06:34 AM

Like Gnu said I am sorry to hear you are back in tell buddy to stop with the fast riffs and get back in the beat

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 09:02 AM

Dude,
If you have never tried meditation, now is the time. Relax. Concentrate on getting better. And get the Fuck out of the hospital NOW! I have had it with the lot of you. That goes for Spaw and Kendall too.
Rant over.
feel better
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 10:06 AM

My brother had NINE (9) bypasses and two of the very minor ones blew out years later. But he's fine. I mean, apart from all the other stuff. And the fact that he's a sociopathic pyscho with delusions (he actually got himself elected to public office four (4) times, which proves it). But we've managed to control him by keeping him in an iron lung in a strait jacket. Of course, we have to use a funnel to feed him. And the leprosy, I probably didn't mention that, did I? Or the flesh-eating fungus infection, but we keep his face covered so he doesn't frighten people too much. Oh, yes, he's also quite flatulent.

But he had NINE bypasses and if he kinda survived so will you.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 11:24 AM

Nine???...at the same time?...or did they re-do some over again??

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 12:01 PM

Nine? Like GfromS I find that a little hard to believe! Makes your eyes water! Olddude, you gotta get outta there! We are looking for some good news soon. But don't hurry it up. Let the recovery take its own sweet time. You'll end up stronger for it.

Best as ever,

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 12:18 PM

Nine (9) bypasses. The official record for St. John's Hospital, Springfield, IL. Mind you that the doc told him that some were pretty damned small ones. But yes, nine bypasses.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 01:02 PM

Hey, Dan, you lovely man. Buddy Rich's only complaint when HE was hospitalized was "COUNTRY MUSIC!!". Much Mojo and good thoughts from Fife.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 03:43 PM

9??!!??..Wow!..I've heard of five, at the most. I thought maybe they were 'throwing a few more in'...but then I'm not a cardiologist. (I try to stick to the subjects I KNOW about)...and even though I went through a bi-pass, I don't know all the ins and outs about all of it.
Anyway, Dan, get better!..We love you!..and you have been excellent!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 03:48 PM

9 grafts, one bypass. My mom had 7, but they said they quit counting after 5. Glad y'all are still here, or at least mostly still here.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 05:30 PM

That same year my uncle went into the same hospital and had five bypasses. My brother went to visit him, leaned in the door, and quietly announced, "I'm still ahead."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 06:18 PM

Well today they said let us reboot no lie. Knocked me out stopped my heart then shocked it back in beat hey it worked maybe I get out of here tomorrow pressure good pulse now great go figure

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Kt
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 07:31 PM

Oh, so all you needed was to be rebooted? All right! Good to see you're posting! Hang in there, Dan!

Kt

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 08:50 PM

Yo, Olster...

Let me give you another reason to fully recover and not flippin' die on us... You die, dude, and I'm coming north to put a serious butt whup on you...

Ya' hear???

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 09:33 PM

I thought you rebooted someone by licking your finger and gently placing it in their ear.

I'll help Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 09:40 PM

I would like an email because I don't particularly trust doctors other than surgeons. I showed you pictures of a Fraser River surgeon and--huh, huh, huh--no `Wow, that's almost as big as the trout I caught and released.`

You doing OK? No shit? Lemme know, svp.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Janie
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 10:45 PM

Gonna try this again. First time didn't take.

What KT said....and Sins....y'all stop this sh*t and get healthy and whole, or this old hillbilly woman is gonna hafta come jerk some knot in some tails!

Oh yeh, and sending love.

xo, J ps, regarding second try - seems to me you guys so many of us care about could coordinate a bit better about not all crashing and burning at the same time, eh? Talk about rude!!! (not)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Jun 14 - 10:50 PM

Glad it worked, Dan. Now, listen to your body and don't go walking miles for a bit. Everything in moderation, or even less.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 07:08 AM

a very moderate moderation in all things

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 09:36 AM

While they are at it, have them do a Defrag. Fill in some of them blank spaces.
Love,
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 11:00 AM

Glad they rebooted you in safe mode, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 02:28 PM

Olddude: "Well today they said let us reboot no lie. Knocked me out stopped my heart then shocked it back in beat hey it worked maybe I get out of here tomorrow pressure good pulse now great go figure."

Sorta like 'system restore'....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: beardedbruce
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 04:04 PM

I think you can figure out the tune…


12 weeks of cardiac rehab
11 different doctors' bills
10 midnight blood draws
9 assorted stents
8 followup visits to the cardiologist
7 new prescriptions
6 hours in surgery
5 thallium stress tests
4 days in ICU
3 bypassed arteries
2 angiograms
and a miocardial infarction in the circumflex artery.



The numbers are from my experience- yours may vary.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 05:38 PM

Okay... fourth try...

My post didn't take?    >

GfS... "system restore"... good one!

bb... I like it!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 07:26 PM

Well they let me go home with a box of more meds Lol ahhh the fun I guess reboot does work on us geeks love you all

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 08:26 PM

Great you're home :-)

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 09:07 PM

Love you, too!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 14 - 10:58 PM

As long as the power cycling works!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 02:27 AM

Olddude: "Well they let me go home with a box of more meds Lol ahhh the fun.........."

Says it all!.....Dan, are you stockpiling, AGAIN?????????????


GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 04:17 AM

Well, some people will do *anything* to get back to see those pretty nurses! ;)

Jello is what you need, Dan..in vast amounts.......

And...this....

Love you, Sweet Dan...so please, please look after yourself because you matter to many, many people who also love you. xxx


Take Buddy Rich off the CD player and put this on instead... :0) xx

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 06:30 AM

Be careful and take life at a slow and even pace. You've got quite a fan club out there rooting for you, me included....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Will Fly
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 06:46 AM

Ah, damn it - get those 992Bs wound - make yourself useful!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 08:13 AM

Mornin, Dan. Glad yer home.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 08:23 AM

Good morning, Dan. Welcome home.

Maeve and Truelove

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 09:39 AM

Home again Home again Jiggity Jig!
Enjoy
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 10:13 AM

Good morning, little man! So glad to see you're home and doing better. Did you have a nice breakfast? I hope so

BECAUSE I WANT TO OUTA THAT BED AND TO DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY BEFORE YOUR FIVE MILE RUN!!!

I'll follow in the car.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 10:31 AM

were you a Sargent in a former life, Rap?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 11:33 AM

Glad to hear that you are home again Dan. Sending healing thoughts from Maine. As has been said by others - don't make me have to come up there and sort you out!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 12:44 PM

Howzit, Dan?

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 03:53 PM

Hey, Dan the Man. I'm delighted and relieved to hear some positive stuff. Stay good and take care. Best as always from Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 07:54 PM

I am home taking it easy doc buddy came over liked what he seen meds wise tells me I am in beat note..... First time in my life, I play Country music Lol love you too

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 08:21 PM

Country music? They didn't tune ya up right?

Just kiddin. I like country music. Well, good old shit kickin southern type rock n roll country. Lynard Skynard n such. Throw in some Jason Aldean er some Josh Turner er... you (might) know.

Hmmm... haven't heard this one for a while... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyRZTAmcW7c

Maybe that's a bit too religious for some so how about some Bluegrass? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0P7w4YCDI

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 09:24 PM

Yes, ma'am. I was. Did drill instructor and platoon sergeant type things, and was a Platoon Leader when we were short an officer. Infantry.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 10:43 PM

I wanna be a navy seal I wanna cut off all my hair... Remember that one rap

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 06:10 AM

I wanna be a navy seal.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 11:18 AM

A Navy Seal???? You really have lost it!
Good for you!
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 12:21 PM

Afternoon, Dan. Never thought about that there seal stuff. Why didn't you do your own bypass with a rusty knife and some old twine? Coulda used Rap fer six.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 03:43 PM

I asked him but rap said his knife wasn't rusty enough Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 03:59 PM

Hahahaha.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 08:27 PM

If I could draw, I'd make a get-well card with a seal dressed in a Navy uniform and send it to you, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 09:05 PM

I never wanted to be a Seal,
Either Easter or in the circus;
I never wanted to an airborne ranger.
I never wanted a green beret
Or a sapper tab, or a sniper's danger.
I just wanted a simple life,
Away from wars and woes,
Where I could fish and drink my beer
And diddle myself with my toes.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 06:20 AM

Mornin, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 08:31 AM

Morning, Sunshine!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 12:04 PM

How's it goin', Dan?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:22 PM

Please double your efforts to stay with us, Dan. We've absorbed enough of a blow already. I'll promise to stay in remission if you promise to keep your ticker going strong.....

Deal?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 11:28 PM

I hear you, I know that they fixed my heart cause it is broken now to pieces for pat. I at least had a chance to talk to him before my ordeal last thing I heard was I love you to my friend. My god it hurts

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 04:13 AM

What Severn said, Dan.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 08:10 AM

Same here.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 08:21 AM

peace and healing to you and all spaws friends and family. blessings   pete.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Henry Krinkle
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 04:49 AM

Get better dude.
Take care of yourself.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 12:00 PM

Howzit, Dan?

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 02:29 PM

Dan -- don't forget that we got up a pig hunt to do.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 11:52 PM

i am doing good my friends getting stronger again. i love you all and yea iam on for a pig hunt or fishing trip

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 11:46 AM

Owyhee County -- you don't need a license and I'll lend you a shootin' ahrn. Say a .45-70 with the reverlution bullets. Then off to the mountains for some fishin' in the Forks of the Salmon, over to Henry's Fork and the Madison River, to my secret spots above Lava Hot Springs, and a cold keg of beer apiece with a straw and songs around a campfire every evening to keep the bears away.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:49 PM

I wants pics when yee lads go.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 02:40 PM

Yo dan! 'Sssssup?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 02:45 PM

Just calling in to wish you all the very best, Dan.
Your old friend Charlie

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 03:35 PM

Thank you so much I been walking a lot doc said so far everything is great it is hot here so I have to take it slow. I feel great I just need to heal they tell me.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 05:59 PM

Nice to hear a positive report! >:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 07:03 PM

You had many of us a bit nervous there for a while.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 07:07 PM

another good report, keep doing what you are doing as it obviously is working!

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 07:31 PM

Glad to hear that you are walking and improving!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 11:10 PM

My dear friends, thank you so ... I am pretty tough and doing very well so far ... I mostly get tired because of all the meds I have to take. I suspect several more will go away as I heal. Others I will take forever I guess but we all have something right. Not being able to lift over 10 lbs kinda stinks.   While I was home alone earlier I took off down to the lake just for an hour or so. Next thing, I catch a very large bass.   Nice fight but ouch cause I had to haul him up over the breakwall ..That was a bit more of a battle then I was ready for. After I let him go I said to the fish, lets call it a draw LOL

don't tell my Mrs. I catch hell

Love you

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 06:24 AM

Mornin, Dan. DON'T DO THAT!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 08:05 AM

I can't reinforce gnu's words strongly enough. PLEASE take it easy...make a good recovery...the fish will always be there, catch them later!
                                              Love,
                                                      Nigel
                                                      xxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 01:22 PM

Fish....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 05:02 PM

How do you cook that? Is it delectable?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 09:42 PM

First you clean it, then filet it. I'd probably dredge the filets in seasoned flour -- a nice stone-ground wheat, although barley or oat might make a nice change, with Hungarian paprika, sea or kosher salt, freshly ground pepper, and perhaps a bit of ground dried lemon zest. A hot skillet with a tad of olive oil in it, toss in the hamburgers and throw the fish away.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 06:09 AM

Mornin, Dan.

Rap... kinda like my old man's recipe for roasted duck except he used chunks of 2X4s to roast the duck on. A deal of a hearty meal with lots of fibre and you could use left over 2X4 for toothpicks.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 11:57 AM

Lol thank you

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 12:05 PM

re: Rap's 'fish'...... if you believe in a God who designs everything, you MUST believe IT has a sense of humor.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 12:14 PM

Isn't that a monkfish? Excellent eating, a lot like lobster.

Rest, Dan. Rest.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 03:41 PM

No, a blobfish. Really.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 03:55 PM

You probably deserve a scold for that fishing expedition, but it is a very funny story. Next time take someone along who can help you fight the good fight if you catch another.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 06:24 PM

Take Rap as a second. Why, he could then filet the fillets right slick like with his sabre. Swish swish fish and swish down the ale... wassail!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 08:36 PM

"For sometime now I've had this secret wish
Someone would send me a love letter on a fish
For a fish and a love letter
Just seem to go together
The sooner I get my fish wish
The better I would say
Someone could start out
To pour his heart out on a trout
I'd read and sigh and then I'd fry it my delish
Even when the weather's sunny
And it makes the mailbox smell real funny
Send me a love letter on a fish

"Oh I would love to hear from you on one condish
That when you pitch your woo you pitch it on a fish
It would give me such a thrill
To read I love you on each gill
Or darlin' on a marlin
Things profounder on a flounder
If you'd fain complete your pass
Don't be crass employ a bass
Yeah use that shad for a pad oh I insish
Ten million postcards on a school
Holy mackerel Batman cool
Send me a love letter on a fish

"Send me a love letter darlin
Send me a love letter on a fish
Show me that you like me
Tuna melt me smelt me pike me
Send me a love letter on a fish
If you think I'm super
Say it with a grouper
When you're mushy on a sushi I'm in blish
If you want a date
Get out your Papermate and
Decorate a skate
Send me a love letter on a fish"

Michael Smith, partial lyrics

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 09:12 PM

Ebbie... like.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Janie
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 11:57 PM

Ear to ear grin.

Thanks y'all, and so glad you are healing and positive Dan!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jun 14 - 12:27 PM

Soooo? Inquiring minds want to know. I mean, I am not normally curious or impatient but you are a patient, Dan. How's by you today?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 14 - 08:01 AM

What gnu said.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 28 Jun 14 - 01:57 PM

Ebbie.. Priceless that was awesome I am doing fine

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 14 - 06:12 PM

Ahhhh... there's my fix.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Jun 14 - 08:48 PM

Thank you for checking in!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jun 14 - 12:50 PM

Olddude, what is your pain level by now?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 29 Jun 14 - 11:38 PM

chest hurts a lot where they cut. but hasnt stopped me. taking lots of medicine and hate it. wipes me out so i walk or fish to keep from sleeping all the time. its only been a month so i need more patience. playing a lot of guitar at home

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jun 14 - 02:18 AM

I hope you are singing too? As someone here once said, I'm not going to do breathing exercises- I'm going to sing!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 11:10 PM

Right. Don't you think it's time for another update soldier???!!! What's with the slacking off? Get with the program! Read the standing orders, young man. Report! or it's KP.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 12:28 AM

He's one good man. You too.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 06:44 AM

Why, thank you for the commendation, B, which I rightfully deserve for a few hours each and every good day I put in. Right back atchya but all day every day. Yer one a the good ones.

Right. Back to the task at hand.

It's half past six! Drop yer pricks!
Hands off yer cocks and on with yer socks!

The rest of that cadence gets worse so I'll stop there and just say, "Mornin, Dan."

Perhaps I should add that I was never in uniform. Came from a rather military family and actually was accepted by RMC but a strange thing happened just before my picture was to appear in the newspaper as one of three chosen in The Maritimes when I was 18. I said, "Dad. I don't wanna go to Royal Military College." He whipped the car to the curb and parked. "Why not?!" "Four years in a school with only guys? NO pussy?" He cocked his head, nodded and drove on. I was so relieved that standing up to him regardless of the fear had paid off. Mind you, I had my hand on the door handle the whole time.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 10:09 PM

Well hell no one ever told me that open heart surgery makes ya diabetic just trying to get that control feel fine however thank you

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 10:29 PM

I did a double time jog to store and back so heart is working great this sugar thing is nuts. The other day at gas station I ran in and ripped open a candy bar. I was ready to go lights out. Up down nuts I now know how everyone that has this feels but I will adapt
Heart is strong after the reboot

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Elmore
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 12:00 AM

olddude: I wish you the best. So far I've only had a stent, but am trying to live healthier. Good luck, Elmore.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 06:40 AM

Hi Dan,Just checking in to see how you is doing.

It's Piss-sistently raining here;Lot's of nothing, and then some, happening here.

Take care old son.



David

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 06:49 AM

Sending love, Dan....and the diabetes thing, be sure to also take good care of your feet, rub cream/lotion into them night and day, as our feet don't sweat, so we don't get that moisture thing kicking in, so the skin can get very dry. (((XXX)))

Oh..and apparently, having a stomach sleeve op can actually cure diabetes, so they're starting to discover, but I'd not put yourself through that too! ;0)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 07:09 AM

Sorry to hear about the setback, Dan. Hope it's temporary.

Quote from the first site I read... "Although the mainstay treatments of type 2 diabetes include pharmacologic therapy and lifestyle modifications, having adequate glycemic control is difficult to achieve in most obese type 2 diabetic patients, with about 52% of American diabetics actually achieving an A1C goal of 7.0%. Previous studies have shown that procedures like bariatric surgery have produced type 2 diabetes remission in morbidly obese patients. Other studies have also verified the benefits of surgical procedures on type 2 diabetics. However, a majority of the published literature that supports bariatric surgery and diabetes remission have only short and medium term follow-up. Currently there are very few long term follow-up studies, showing remission rates greater than 5 years. The purpose of this study was to study the long-term remission rates following bariatric surgery."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 11:26 AM

Not obese gnu not even close Lol lizzie love you too honey Xxo

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 11:54 AM

Dan, check this out....it works......plus there are more links by this doctor!

I knew a lady who got off ALL her meds, and lost a LOT of weight, with this guy's program.

Check it out!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 05:00 PM

Hey just to squelch any rumor I am 200 lbs I also a decent size guy with a lot of scars on my body and decent muscles.. I am not fat by a long shot..... :)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 06:16 PM

Dan, you left out this one.....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 05:20 AM

Dan... that was my point. You just said it quicker and better. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: beardedbruce
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 08:03 AM

Cinnamon ( 1gram per meal AT LEAST) will help keep blood sugar levels under control.

Bruce

(10 months since triple bypass in a week)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 09:17 PM

Dan, sorry about the diabetes. I am also Type 2. I imagine that you'll be getting all sorts of advice and reading lots of info. Do your best, but just remember that diabetes hasn't read any of the "rules" for handling diabetes. I can do everything right and get a bad glucose test result. I can do everything wrong and get a good one. Just keep doing the best you can.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 09:53 PM

I got my Type II from Agent Orange!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 04:24 AM

Dan gets his from Type III Agent Lime Green Jello!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 04:48 AM

Mornin, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 10:13 AM

David - would another flavour/flavor of Jello cure him?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 10:33 AM

Lisinopril and glipizide keeps my sugar in check.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 07:59 PM

Jello.... Aww man noooo no. I will keep taking pills and or shots. I guess there is a chance this may pass when I fully heal but a small one. All nuts actually. Chest hurts like nuts on the cut but heart is strong and I am all over walking and fishing

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 08:59 PM

Hey, you Jello People, what are you trying to do, upset Dan so that he has another heart attack? Knock it off!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 09:53 PM

Hearts, not jello, cause heart attacks. If Dan would replace his heart with jello all would be fine. You never heard of a jello attack.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 07:25 AM

Glad to hear you are able to fish. Passion is good.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 03:54 PM

So, are we gonna get any pics, me old trout?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 04:01 PM

Dan caught one.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 07:50 PM

A Jello Fish!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 10:54 PM

Lol ok well I get ya a picture when I nail that 60. Inc muskie oh yeah I am on the hunt. With heavy gear

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 08:15 AM

Slack lime? Hmmm... slack lime jello?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 09:16 AM

If you catch that huge muskie, it will be amidst some Jello sea, as green as the envy of all the other fishermen in here who constantly cast their bait and debait (and some are masters at baiting, stroke victims or not) on some frail thread or another, occasionally with a hook or two left over from their songwriting efforts. Anyway, Oldfisherdude, don't let the bass turds get you down or the soprano ones, for that matter!.........

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 05:16 PM

Severn.. Can't stop laughing

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 08:37 AM

That was the idea. Hang in there, my friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Stringsinger
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 10:42 AM

Hope you recover soon Dan. Two essential safeguards against genetics , 1. diet and 2. exercise.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 12:43 PM

Applauding both Stringsinger and Severn's posts.....
C, don't B-flat, B#, but B natural!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 12:48 PM

Must be some BIG fish! Whassssup? Enquiring minds want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:02 PM

Sandra in Sydney,Slime Green Jello with purple polker dots would do the trick.

You can get it in any local abatoir near you.



David

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:12 PM

I second gnu: How are you doing,Dan?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:27 PM

Hello,Dan. I haven't asked for a while but, how ARE ya doin'. ATB from Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:03 PM

yuk!. do I have to collect it myself, David?

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:47 PM

Lol. I am doing fine walking a lot and oh yeah fishing

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:49 PM

No jello no no

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:57 PM

Good news, Dan. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 11:21 PM

You ain't been fishin' until you hook into a 15 pound steelhead.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 02:50 AM

pooh/em>,Rap. Most fish don't come that small in Alaska.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 04:46 AM

You have to collect it yourself.

It's So disgusting they pay you to take it away!


David

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 05:54 AM

Mornin, Dan. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:53 AM

Good morning all

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:58 AM

Mornin,Dan.It's evenin' here.But Mornin,anyway.




Bob Dylemma

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 12:55 PM

"Bob Dylemma" Hahahahaaa! I am gonna use that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 05:34 PM

Wow I am enjoying.. Not.. A soy burger oh well Lol some day they will find out soy is terrible for you tee hee

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:47 PM

Soy.... is that some kinda trout?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 08:13 PM

"some day they will find out soy is terrible for you"

Dan, they've discovered it makes ya like lime jello. FYI. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:03 PM

Yes, and after a while you demand that there be chopped celery, walnuts, and shredded carrots in that lime jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:27 PM

Rap's right. And it's all downhill after that. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:40 PM

"...chopped celery, walnuts, and shredded carrots..."

whut, no anchovies??

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 05:12 PM

Downhill? Ain't that where ya pick up speed?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 09:33 PM

I am afraid very afraid Lol never no jello no more soy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 11:26 PM

Dan, you haven't lived until you have dined on a meal made with half the water and twice the Jello. Use that to stuff the baked muskie and boom et voila, poisson du jour. Granted, Escoffier might have suggested improvements, but we're big idea guys for whom details are things to be ignored. Save time. Make the muskie from yellowish Jello and you'll never go back. Pfffut to Auguste. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 08:01 AM

I once did a line of Jello.After about 20 Minutes,everything went green!

I looked like the Jolly Green Giant and Robin Hood.
They took me to the hospital,where they shot me full of anchovie juice.I ain't never been the same since!



Bob Zimmerframe

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 11:18 AM

well said - a very mild remark from someone who was laughing wildly

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 02:43 PM

grains and grass dang i feel like i am the cattle. where is my steak .. oh its made from tofu or whatever the hell that gunk is made from... now ...pour me the glass of jello and put me out of my misery for surely i would check out from jello poisoning ...lol

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 04:16 PM

So I quit smoking four months ago for fun I asked the lady at the 7-11 store can I buy a pack.. She goes sure if you want us all to pound the crap outta you.. I am teasing... Small town every one knows everyone no I don't miss them at all

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 04:20 PM

I think my Mrs told everyone in town it was ok to mess me up if I tried Lol or could be my doctor buddy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 07:37 PM

Now in paperback, "Mayo Clinic Diet." Some pretty good ideas.

$15 list, but cheaper from the big woman.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 07:40 PM

Just posted the above, and an adv. shows up from A&W-

"Spicy guacamole teen burger."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 08:30 PM

Is it made from teens or is it teen years old? I'll skip it either way, thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:04 PM

Be da Lard Tunderin Jaysus! Did yees see da pic of da cod what dat woman in NF caught? 49 pounds, zir! Says she's gonna deep fry it. Dat's a big bit a fish fer deese days, eh b'y?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:45 PM

Seen bigger but not lately.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 02:14 PM

Seen bigger... That's what all the girls say sadly sniff sniff... :)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 05:20 PM

Hey gnu.. Is a really good fisherman called a Master baiter?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 10:38 PM

Hey olddude,

If women are made of sugar and spice...and everything nice...how come they all taste like anchovies??

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 08:24 PM

Wow! Great Cod Almighty!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 09:26 PM

cod almighty   lol that was awesome