BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions

Subject: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From:
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 02:50 PM

I believe it starts out "Twas a balmy day as the King sallied forth into the courtyard where his loyal subjects had gathered to witness the castration of the royal bull"

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 02:52 PM

Is that a clean or dirty version? There is a dirty version about how Daniel was cast out into the wilderness. Eric (Sorry only know the dirty version)

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: Bert
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 02:56 PM

Eric, come on! out with it lad! What's the dirty version?

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: MMario
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 03:00 PM

Isn't this another one of the ones with "Balls" said the queen?

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:27 AM

It is indeed another of the 'Jokes on the king, drinks on Daniel' strain, and if we ever get them all together in one place, I suspect the universe will collapse. As far as I'm aware, there is no clean version of this....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 12:20 PM

There must be hundreds of [what are they? monologues?] like this, like the funny zoo and 'Lulu had a baby' and all that. Someone ought to collect them all and publish them (don't look at me!). I can remember one or two that were current among my friends when I was around six or seven; everybody seemed to know most of the words except me; but I could never find a complete version, or anybody who'd teach me what they knew. Come on guys, start posting those rhymes!

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 01:41 PM

Give me a day I'll try to post it Thursday! Rushing Eric.

Subject: RE: BS: there's a parody to Daniel and the lions
From: mike cahill
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 03:57 PM

A good song from Bill Caddick is "Captian Valiant" the chorus goes :-

Oh NO! Oh NO! here he comes again it's Captian Bloody Valiant, here he comes again. With his chair and his whip, bloody pistol at his hip, Like Daniel in the Bloody Lions Den