Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...

Subject: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: Jim McLean
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 04:13 AM

Apologies to Matt McGinn and his wee Red Yo, Yo

Chorus:    Do you know a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory,
Do you know a red Tory wi a wee yella streak?

Johann's a red Tory, a Labour red Tory,
In cahoots wi Ruth Davidson too,
She'd love tae see Tony, another red Tory,
Join her and the red, white and blue.

Chorus:   Do you know a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory,
Do you know a red Tory wi a wee yella streak?

Jim Murphy and Darling, they're no' worth a farthing
A pair o red Tories no less.
McConnel, Lord Wallace, they're both friends wi Boris,
They're out of a job if it's a YES.

Chorus:   Do you know a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory,
Do you know a red Tory wi a wee yella streak?

Now let's take a gander at Doug Alexander,
Wi Gordon the red Tory Brown
They love all the stories the hear from the Tories,
As Cameron pulls us all down.

Chorus:   Do you know a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory,
Do you know a red Tory wi a wee yella streak?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: Musket
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 05:25 AM

I'd get a blues version ready for after the referendum result if I were you Jim...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: GUEST,Fred McCormick
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 05:37 AM

No, you'll need a blue and white one for when we come to celebrate Scotland's independence.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: Jack Campin
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 08:20 AM

And if anybody doesn't know The Red Yo-Yo, the tune is Come O'er The Stream, Charlie aka Ach du lieber Augustin.

Nice one, Jim.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: GUEST,Fred McCormick
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 06:27 AM

On reflection, I think Pink Tory would be more apt. There's no point in confusing the chicken livered sell out merchants named in the song with the giants who built the Labour Party in the first place.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Have ye seen a red Tory, red Tory ...
From: Joe_F
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 10:42 PM

What color are Tory anarchists?