Subject: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Big Al Whittle Date: 08 Sep 14 - 08:40 AM well done Prince William! a wonderful job! hard at it again with your fine regal Knob! |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST, topsie Date: 08 Sep 14 - 09:06 AM Prince William pregnant? Now that really would be news. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Steve Gardham Date: 08 Sep 14 - 12:16 PM I had heard that he was getting in touch with his feminine side, but that's a bit extreme. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 08 Sep 14 - 12:18 PM Who gives a flying F**K about this? |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Mrrzy Date: 08 Sep 14 - 12:45 PM From a thread elsewhere on the Forum, posted by me, then, about that: A NEW SONG ON THE BIRTH OF THE PRINCE OF WALES There's a pretty fuss and bother both in country and in town, Since we have got a present, and an heir unto the Crown, A little Prince of Wales so charming and so sly, And the ladies shout with wonder, What a pretty little boy! He must have a little musket, a trumpet and a kite, A little penny rattle, and silver sword so bright, A little cap and feather with scarlet coat so smart, And a pretty little hobby horse to ride about the park. Prince Albert he will often take the young Prince on his lap, And fondle him so lovingly while he stirs about the pap, He will pin on his flannel before he takes his nap, Then dress him out so stylish with his little clouts and cap. He must have a dandy suit to strut about the town, John Bull must rake together six or seven thousand pound, You'd laugh to see his daddy, at night he homewards runs, With some peppermint or lollipops, sweet cakes and sugar plums. He will want a little fiddle, and a little German flute, A little pair of stockings and a pretty pair of boots, With a handsome pair of spurs, and a golden headed cane, And a stick of barley sugar, as long as Drury Lane. An old maid ran through the palace, which did the nobs surprize, Bawling out, he's got his daddy's mouth, his mammy's nose and eyes, He will be as like his daddy as a frigate to a ship, If he'd only got mustachios upon his upper lip. Now to get these little niceties the taxes must be rose, For the little Prince of Wales wants so many suits of clothes, So they must tax the frying pan, the windows and the doors, The bedsteads and the tables, kitchen pokers, and the floors. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST,Rahere Date: 08 Sep 14 - 01:12 PM Once he was a wombat Now he's become a tomcat... |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: MGM·Lion Date: 08 Sep 14 - 01:29 PM I fear I am at a loss as to the point of this thread. Are we all supposed to be having a fit of adolescent conniptions at the astonishing consideration that the second Heir to the Throne might actually possess a generative organ of the sort common to all mammalian males, which he may from time to time use for the purpose of intercourse with his lawful wedded wife, sometimes resulting in her becoming pregnant? Or what? Much exercised...! ≈M≈ |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Musket Date: 08 Sep 14 - 01:53 PM They'll soon be happy, the royal pair They'll soon have a heir and a spare. Gord bless 'em. I wasn't going to contribute but two things forced my hand. 1. I can't remember who the Poet Laureate is, and just in case it is me and I forgot. 2. The thread appears to wind Michael up. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST,Peter Date: 08 Sep 14 - 02:25 PM I am as happy for them as I am for any other couple who I have never met. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: MGM·Lion Date: 08 Sep 14 - 02:31 PM Funny how my getting what he thinks is 'wound up' seems to cream old Muskie-bum's panties for him. Oh well; we all have our hobbies: & he doesn't seem to have many pleasures in his loser's life, poor old sod. So here we go windwindwindwindwind.......... Meanwhile I leave this pathetic thread. Enjoy your wankipooze you poor pathetic load of tossers & losers, you ... ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Rapparee Date: 08 Sep 14 - 06:06 PM It's never been seen It's really quite wild -- To think the Royal Male Is bearing a child. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Big Al Whittle Date: 08 Sep 14 - 07:38 PM Today the lead story in the news Success has attended one of Prince William's screws Joyous news news throughout the land The royal knackers contain working glands! Oh isn't this a happy date! Now William's impregnated Kate The TV news is going silly Well done Kate! and well done willy! |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Steve Shaw Date: 09 Sep 14 - 06:19 AM Do restrict all your poetry apropos of this matter to words of one syllable. We would want the royals to be able to appreciate your efforts, after all. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Big Al Whittle Date: 09 Sep 14 - 08:28 AM oh come on - have a go! |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: akenaton Date: 09 Sep 14 - 09:31 AM Oh all right then Al. Daft Wullie is a michty man, He'll rule ower land an' sea. He's bairn't wee Kate, lik' a Bhul at a gate, Bit he'll niver rule ower me!! Hee, Hee. (chorus) |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Steve Shaw Date: 09 Sep 14 - 12:07 PM Unfortunately, I can't seem to find anything that rhymes with "biggest benefit claimants" or "parasites". |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Mrrzy Date: 09 Sep 14 - 06:17 PM The lad or lass canna be bonnie if Scotland's not in Great Britain any more by the time they're born, whatever they are... |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 09 Sep 14 - 07:11 PM Mrrzy, I think anyone from the North East would argue that one with you ............. Bonnie Lad |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Rapparee Date: 09 Sep 14 - 07:27 PM Nah, most New Yorkers and Bostonians don't really give a flying...well, you know. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Rapparee Date: 10 Sep 14 - 09:15 AM Little Willy teased an elf Who told him to go f**k himself. Obeying an elf never pays -- Willy knocked himself up in just two days. |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 10 Sep 14 - 12:18 PM I stand corrected Rapperee :-) Message to self .... Bad dog, no biscuits!! Try the North East of England |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: akenaton Date: 10 Sep 14 - 01:26 PM Nice one Rap.. :0) |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Steve Shaw Date: 10 Sep 14 - 06:38 PM I had heard that he was getting in touch with his feminine side More like, he was getting in touch with her feminine side. Coo, clever dicks, these royals, eh? |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Rapparee Date: 10 Sep 14 - 09:57 PM Do you suppose the he lives with the other Royal Studs at Hampton Court or one of those out the in counties? |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Rapparee Date: 10 Sep 14 - 10:02 PM Gosh, the website royals.uk.gov gives lots of interesting information. For example, the Royal Pets include Camilla, Prince Chuckles, and several other dogs. (Now I'll have MI6 after me....) |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince Wlliam's pregnancy From: Steve Shaw Date: 11 Sep 14 - 05:12 PM Isn't Camilla a royal heavy-pet? What was all that about Charlie wanting to be a tampon in her v.....? |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince William's pregnancy From: Big Al Whittle Date: 12 Sep 14 - 05:00 AM that would be a better thread if you could be a tampon in anyones handbag, who would you choose? |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince William's pregnancy From: gnu Date: 12 Sep 14 - 05:11 AM Hahahahahaaaa! |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince William's pregnancy From: David C. Carter Date: 12 Sep 14 - 01:04 PM I just had a terrible vision of Thatcher's handbag! I gotta go see someone! |
Subject: RE: poems for Prince William's pregnancy From: Steve Shaw Date: 12 Sep 14 - 01:30 PM Ah, I note that an offended fervent royalist is removing posts from this thread...get a bloody life, whoever you are. :-) |
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