BS: Monkeys on grill

Subject: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 02 Dec 14 - 06:23 PM

My uncle bill was in the navy in wwii. He was pretty well decorated and promoted and stuff. So on leave he got all drunked up, borrowed an m1 and went into the jungle to shoot monkey's out of the trees. They busted him down to as low as you can get. When asked why he said they gotta taste better than shit on a shingle..
How about it chongo since you are dead anyway. I got bbq sauce and merlow
Anyone want to join me

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 02 Dec 14 - 07:02 PM

Rancid bush meat may not be the healthiest option right now.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 14 - 08:25 PM

"Rancid" described Chongo/a when s/he was still alive. So did "putrid" and "stinky."

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T
Date: 02 Dec 14 - 08:58 PM

""Somebody's pouring salt on a wound, scooping out monkey's brains with a spoon""

Graham Parker, OK Heironymus

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Dec 14 - 09:01 PM

You mugs just don't know when to quit, do you? You wouldn't crack wise so much if you had a roscoe jammed in yer ugly pie hole. I seen smarter cats than you killin' time in creep joints and can houses. You better take it on the heel and toe. Take a powder. Go climb up yer thumb. That is my advice.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Musket
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 03:08 AM

The best way of experiencing monkey meat over here is to go night clubbing in Hartlepool.

I've always fancied the idea of having a monkey butler. That is top of my wish list.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 09:26 AM

All that hard guy talk for a little pussycat of a monkey, especially a dead one. My, my, how Pongo Pimp...er, Chonga Chimp... does go on!

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 09:41 AM

Best you keep ' em safe, if you still have 'em, Chongo.


grilled monkey balls 

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 10:50 AM

Not to get technical, but Chongo ain't no monkey.... this is a monkey .....with character.

How 'bout you, Chongo? Go borrow a camera and show us you aren't really dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 11:16 AM

Fine. Here ya go.   Selfie

Now it's yer turn, Bobertz. Show us you ain't really dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: fat B****rd
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 12:55 PM

It's Christmas Silly Season, Dan. "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire"

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 01:12 PM

Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 01:28 PM

True stories from living in West Africa in the '70's include monkey in chocolate sauce... and one who started the meal as a participant. Startling start to a later course.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 01:34 PM

Chongo in chocolate noooo it could be monkey poo instead best to stick with Texas bbq

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: gnu
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 01:53 PM

Chipmunks

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ernest
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 01:56 PM

The "Guest Chongo Chimp" appearing here is the final proof that Chongo is in fact dead:

1.) The REAL Chongo had an cookie and wouldn`t have appeared as a Guest, but as a member.

2.) To the REAL Chongo always it always has been a matter of importance that he was an ape, not a monkey. Therefore he would not have been provoked by a thread title referring to monkeys.

Q.e.d.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 02:06 PM

WTF, Chongo?

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Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 02:16 PM

Eating "bush meat" (various monkeys, chimps, baboons, etc.) is believed to be how the HIV/Aids virus was transferred to humans in the first place.

Seriously.

(better warn Akenaton to watch his diet....)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 02:47 PM

I heard it can turn ya gay too

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 03:38 PM

Fried chongo with mashed potatoes anyone

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 04:37 PM

Not the Chongo Dog Doodah Band?

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 05:04 PM

Chongo and chips.

You could start a chain of restaurants....

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 05:27 PM

I went lookin' for intelligent life on the streets of America.

I'm still lookin'.

Don't look like there's any here either.

Lotta noise though...

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 05:59 PM

Chonga, you only looked in Chicago. Never was any intelligent life there and there still ain't.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude
Date: 03 Dec 14 - 10:44 PM

I hear tell he tastes like chicken