I need some dishonest advice.....

Subject: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM

someone....tell me I'm wonderful!

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From: Musket
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:38 AM

Al! Don't every forget, Rev Spooner said you were a shining wit.

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From: TheSnail
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 05:30 AM

You're the best thing since sliced salami.

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 05:39 AM

Stop writing funny songs. Instead, stick your finger in the ear (or any other part of the body that suits you) and sing 87-verse dirges about how awful the folk-scene is treating innovating songwriters....

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 07:46 AM

You're wonderful!

(Or should that be "I'm wonderful!"?)

Bye
                                                                Mysha

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From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 08:27 AM

The thread s/b below the line. What kind of an arsehole puts a copycat threat about--arg, fuck it, you're wonderful.

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From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:01 AM

You are unique and special, and even God loves you !.

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From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:21 AM

Unique and special. Well, I agree with that, Pete. (Trust you are doing well.)

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 AM

Unique

Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?

Thought not. Stupid comment.

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From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:40 AM

CGDA rulezzz.

(Dishonest as I'm a GDAE tuner).

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 11:12 AM

1. Burn the guitar and learn to the bodhran!
2. Forget the part about learning: just take it up!

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From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 12:13 PM

Sing it loud, sing it clear, sing it walking down the street: (I cannot remember the tune, just pick one that works.)

I'm unique and irreplaceable,
I'm unique and irreplaceable
I'm unique and irreplaceable
GEE! It's GOOD to be ME!!!

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From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 12:59 PM

All in all, you're my wonderwall.

:D tG

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From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM

David Beckham and Brad Pitt desperately want the names of your hairdresser and wardrobe stylist

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From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 01:22 PM

Scarlett Johansson has your name and face tattooed on her inner thighs.

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From: Vic Smith
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 02:16 PM

Have we established the height of Al Whittle? He calls himself 'big'; but is he taller than Ewan MacColl was? Did his height outstrip that of Sandy Denny?

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From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 02:21 PM

He's 5'3" tall when he stands in a hole. I can't remember how deep the hole should be.

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From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:04 PM

Has Big Al got a beard?
(Re. Scarlett Johannson post)

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From: olddude
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:42 PM

Salt of the pretzels he is even for a billionaire like al

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From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 06:03 PM

I'm nobody, you are very, absolutely, unmistakingly .......................

Don't prompt me....................

Er...........

Um.................

Nice weather we are having, isn't it?

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 08:14 PM

"A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away."
Charles M. Schwab

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From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 PM

I must say that even though I've never seen him, much less met him, he is without a shadow of a shadow of a doubt.

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From: Musket
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:26 AM

I'd like to be two bob behind him. All that driving Rolls Royce brum brums into swimming pools whilst smashing Faberge eggs for fun.

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 03:30 AM

It all works for me. I'm easily entertained.

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From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 11:57 AM

No , guest, I can't think of any one who is,nt unique, but sometimes it is good to remember that, and I am very happy to thought stupid expressing such. Have a nice day.

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From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 12:07 PM

Some people, Al in particular, are far more unique than everyone else.

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From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 12:44 PM

Some animals are more equal than others, of course; I am sure Mr Whittle qualifies.

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From: Backwoodsman
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 01:25 PM

Drown 'em in the bath, Al. 👍

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From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM

After extensive examination by the UK's leading proctologists
a report has been published concluding that the sun really does shine out of Al's.

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From: olddude
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:05 PM

AL farts flowers I heard

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From: Mysha
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM

""Unique"
Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?"

Of course I can: "GUEST".


Stupid question.
Bye,
                                                                Mysha

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From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:58 PM

On a serious note, thanks Al. For the tunes and the humour.

If yer ever in town, I'll collect that ale you owe me. >;-)

Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 04:10 PM

which town be that?

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From: Mysha
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 04:13 PM

Ah, yes, dishonest advice:

Just avoid all towns!

Bye,
                                                                Mysha

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From: Musket
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 02:09 AM

Always drink in the Regis side of town and avoid women from Littlemore.

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From: olddude
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 06:18 AM

Musket I heard they all look like winston Churchill is that true

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From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 11:45 AM

That was one to make me smile, Mysha , at 2:43.

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From: Musket
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM

Weymouth being a seaside town, you most certainly get to fight them on the beaches Dan...