Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 03 Jun 15 - 03:31 PM Cheers Dave, As suspected certain individuals came out all guns blazing without having a clue about the anagram. No surprise at all, and yet these are the same people who accuse others of being a "mob" |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,R Sole Date: 03 Jun 15 - 02:34 PM Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Jun 15 - 02:28 PM Just wanted to add well done, Raggy. You made pillocks of them good and proper :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Dave the Gnome Date: 29 May 15 - 11:00 AM BTW - I don't think I am giving the game away now as it already seems well known. If you enjoyed it a visit here is a must :-) Enjoy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Dave the Gnome Date: 29 May 15 - 10:54 AM Yes it has been very funny, Guest:28 May 15 - 04:13 AM (Raggy I presume?) People have had no idea what you were on about and still accuse you of creating false issues and stirring things up because it is 'what you do' and because you are 'taking the piss'! Nice to see people concentrating on issues rather than personalities and having a good grasp of what you meant :-) Cheers Dave |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 May 15 - 06:00 PM Googling "chair isn't repaired for believer" (not "a believer") leads me to this: http://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quiptic/446/blind See 30 Across. But don't ask me how to solve it; I never understood these things. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST Date: 28 May 15 - 04:13 AM You're correct Dave a chair isn't a rich saint. I am amused by various comments though, and not just the funny ha ha ones. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Dave the Gnome Date: 28 May 15 - 02:58 AM Is it anything to do with a rich saint? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 27 May 15 - 04:37 PM "You don't see a fish in a chair often." ― Lydia Millet, Mermaids in Paradise |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 27 May 15 - 04:37 PM "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." ― H.R.H. Prince Philip |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: TheSnail Date: 27 May 15 - 04:25 PM Is a tender name an endearment? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Joe Offer Date: 27 May 15 - 03:11 PM A Mudcatter Who Shall Remain Nameless, put me out of my misery. I NEVER would have figured that out on my own. I feel so much better now... -Joe- |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST Date: 27 May 15 - 09:53 AM Electric chair |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 27 May 15 - 09:30 AM Relief chair |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST, topsie Date: 27 May 15 - 09:08 AM A banjo chair. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 27 May 15 - 08:28 AM Making guitars with old chair wood? An interesting concept. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 27 May 15 - 07:44 AM Are you saying Joe and Jeri lied then Musket? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Musket Date: 27 May 15 - 03:42 AM I wonder if it would make a good tone wood for a guitar? A couple of lads turned up at a folk club I was at recently and sang a Neil Young song but with squirmingly awful rehashed lyrics to turn it into a Jesus song. Half way through it, my chair became empty as I decided a piss in the name of artistic commentary was in order. Mind you, it did give me an opportunity to sing Chris Smither's Train Home. Not to mention "The vicar and the frog." Oh, whilst I'm here. I wasn't making a fuss over a post not taking, I made a fuss over two missing from different people Keith, and everyone saying it was one. I wasn't making a fuss over your over eager shouting Liar! at me though. It's the sort of sub human slime comment expected from you. You really shouldn't be let out on the Internet without a carer you know.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Joe Offer Date: 27 May 15 - 12:04 AM Is it because I'm an American that I don't get it? Or am I just a dimwit? Don't answer that question.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 26 May 15 - 07:31 PM Good on you Doug!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Doug Chadwick Date: 26 May 15 - 07:21 PM Militant's Islam tint |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Doug Chadwick Date: 26 May 15 - 06:42 PM I am surprised that nobody has cottoned on to Raggy's little joke, especially after his clue at 04:06 AM above. Think! It's a clue. If you're still struggling, look in the Guardian. DC |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Joe Offer Date: 26 May 15 - 04:51 PM I'm fwustwated. I can't figure this thread out.... Waggytash, save me!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 04:00 PM Steve, I bestow upon you the chair of morning wood. Use it wisely. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Steve Shaw Date: 26 May 15 - 03:15 PM Can you make a Christian chair out of the wood of a Judas tree? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST Date: 26 May 15 - 02:54 PM Musket, there is a chair designed to enable a designated cardinal to check that a newly elected pope has the appropriate genitalia but it is is not the one in which he is carried. It is only used at the commencement of each pope's term of office. (So I have been told). |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,BrendanB Date: 26 May 15 - 02:50 PM I have a chair, very nice mahogany carved job. I have always called it a choir chair because it has a box seat which I assumed was for holding music. Obviously a Christian chair. Recently I was told that it is an upmarket commode chair from which the receptacle has been removed. I now see it in a different light and can no longer be sure of its religious affiliation. Life gets no easier. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Musket Date: 26 May 15 - 01:52 PM PFR. I did hear the Pope's chair he is carried in has a commode fixture so the bishops carrying him can see whether he has a pair of balls. Or have been eating too much cheese and dreaming? I'm sure I read it somewhere. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 26 May 15 - 01:50 PM Nice one Keith, calling me a liar. I did not call you a liar, just wrong. As Joe suggested, your posts just did not take. That happens to all of us all the time but we don't make an issue of it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 01:47 PM milking stools Why do milking stools have three legs? Some potential answers on the link. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 26 May 15 - 01:42 PM "stools".. that reminds me.. Considering the average age of a Pope... what's the probability the papal throne is a highly ornate gilded commode !!!??? 😇 |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 01:40 PM Clicky the Druids chair |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 01:38 PM https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16888567329614445/ |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Musket Date: 26 May 15 - 01:32 PM No Terribulus. Nobody takes the piss out of religion, it does it on its own without help. Congratulations by the way on your brevity. Possibly the shortest post you have given us and not a right wing website cut n paste in sight for once. I'm impressed. Nice one Keith, calling me a liar. Are you in the chair? Not very Christian all the same. I said what had happened and I was addressing it to the organ grinders, not their monkey. There must be millions and millions of chairs, but only a few hundred thousand Christian ones, and they are only at the table to get their stools into decent schools... |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 01:12 PM "Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be." ― Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Stu Date: 26 May 15 - 12:50 PM Jesus was probably capable of knocking up a decent chair himself. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 11:51 AM What about my poor ottoman, it no longer has an empire! |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST, topsie Date: 26 May 15 - 11:50 AM Jesus probably has a chair his dad made for him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Steve Shaw Date: 26 May 15 - 10:37 AM Jesus's chair won't be that comfy because he has to sit on God's right hand. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 26 May 15 - 08:31 AM Who would have the best chair... God or Satan ??? I reckon God's might be the plushest and most comfy but the Devil's might be more stylishly designed and have a wicked built in sound system...????? Jesus has probably just got a flat pack pine kitchen chair from Ikea...???? 🙏 |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Raggytash Date: 26 May 15 - 07:55 AM Patience my friend, patience |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Teribus Date: 26 May 15 - 07:54 AM "Raggytash, save us from our misery and ignorance: What chair are you talking about?" Joe - they are taking the piss, it is what they do, this one is targeted at you and Pete. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Joe Offer Date: 26 May 15 - 07:49 AM But raggytash, I'm still so confused... |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST Date: 26 May 15 - 07:40 AM You named your sofa Butt? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Steve Shaw Date: 26 May 15 - 07:39 AM What about your butt? Still Christian? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 26 May 15 - 07:18 AM When I was a lad, the rich folks had better pews, because they actually psy for them. More money, better pew. Butt, my sofa is Buddhist. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: GUEST Date: 26 May 15 - 06:54 AM A chair can be a person too you know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Steve Shaw Date: 26 May 15 - 06:05 AM I have a chair so Christian that I always sit on it when I post to this forum, as it renders me infallible. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 26 May 15 - 06:04 AM Interesting by the way that I too had one on here, so thats two Muskets deleted. No you did not. We have it from both Joe and Jeri that only one single post was deleted, and that was blank. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chair Isn't Christian From: Jack Blandiver Date: 26 May 15 - 05:07 AM We have a very Christian chair - a hybrid Victorian Classical-Gothic thing which once would have resided in a church. Interestingly, there's a one just like it on exhibition in the Manchester Art Gallery in the Gallery of Craft and Design. Click on that link, scroll to the bottom image - that chair in the middle there is our Christian Chair. Otherwise... Been exploring some other Very Christian Chairs lately in the form of the Misericords of St. Botolph's in Boston, Lincolnshire; AKA The Boson Stump. The carving on this one depicts a parody on The Lincolnshire Bagpipes in the form of two fools playing cats by biting on their tails: St. Botolph's Misericord Number 55. Pic by me. Does it, I wonder, ever get more Christian? |