caption this: Polish singaround 1866

Subject: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Jack Campin
Date: 08 Jun 15 - 08:06 AM

Looking up some of the music mentioned in Sarah The Flute's Polish music thread, I came across this:

http://www.poloniamusic.com/Zygmunt_August_wdowcem__Lutni_ci_kr_lewscy_.jpg

I have seen singer-songwriters get an audience response like that. Captions, anyone?

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Will Fly
Date: 08 Jun 15 - 12:05 PM

"Hang on - just let me read this text message before you start..."

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST,a Polack singer-songwriter meself
Date: 08 Jun 15 - 12:14 PM

"Next here at the Duke's Royal Open Stage... Zybygniew will sing songs of liberation for the downtrodden pierogi-makers. Take it away, Zybygniew..."

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Acorn4
Date: 08 Jun 15 - 12:18 PM

Could I have a bit less foldback through the left channel and a bit more bottom?

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Jun 15 - 11:16 AM

No, no, no! They swing their arm round like that in rock music, not folk...

:D tG

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Betsy
Date: 09 Jun 15 - 07:59 PM

as Diz Disley used to (sort of) say ...

It may be shite ....but it's Polish shite

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST,Scriptwriter
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 08:22 AM

Seated Person (King Sig): "I can't seem to get this circulation booster working."

Red Haired Toady (Baldrick-type): "Perhaps, sire, the batteries in the remote are dead."

Musician (Jim Morrison look-alike): "Never fear; I'm sure I have some spare batteries in my guitar case."

Seated Person (King Sig): Who asked you? You're dead too, aren't you?"

Grey Bearded Man: "I thought I saw a charger on the table somewhere."

Child: "But we've got the Playstation plugged into that."

Seated Person (King Sig): "This is all shite! Artist,whatever your name is, how long before you finish this damn painting and we can all go down the pub?"

Rolf Harris (out of shot): I don't think I'll be going down the pub for a while. But who's the young lass in the blue dress?

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Jun 15 - 06:20 PM

Wolski the troubadour.
"Trust me, ukulele's are the new suka. Everyone will want one next year."

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST,Fred McCormick
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 06:09 AM

"Next."

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 Jun 15 - 02:13 PM

Minstrel: "Hey, guys, I'm over here!"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 12 Jun 15 - 02:23 PM

"I don't care what Mudcat says, dammit - this is how I sing the song!"

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jun 15 - 02:34 AM

"I don't care what your calculator says; you promised me 100 zloty plus a feed and petrol money".

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jun 15 - 02:59 AM

"Excuse me, but can you turn off the jukebox before I start?"

Subject: RE: caption this: Polish singaround 1866
From: GUEST,DTM
Date: 13 Jun 15 - 09:34 AM

"You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out ......."