BS: Trump's Hair Catches On

Subject: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 01:25 AM

Finally Chabot got the courage...

Pretty Pictures

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 02:38 AM

Hmm.... There are certain things to be said for male pattern baldness....   

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 03:24 AM

lol I agree. On the other hand -head?- it perturbs me when I see a bare head in strong sunshine. I would think a sunburn there would be most painful.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 03:50 AM

Mr Chabot has a Crew Cut.




Only the crew bailed out.



I'll get my hair shirt..............

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 06:23 AM

Darn, I saw the thread title and thought it was an abbreviation of "Trump's Hair Catches On Fire".

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM

I used have wavy hair but now it's all beach; but the tide is out; but it waved goodbye; but ___________________.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 09:56 AM

...you're no longer a beachcomber?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 10:15 AM

Yes, it catches on furniture, fire, clothing...and it gets on my nerves.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 11:46 AM

gillymor... hahahahaaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,achmelvich
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 02:37 PM

please can we stop going on about donald trump's hair? it is easily the least offensive thing about this creature.

Subject: anymod blickyhelp req
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 04:43 PM

The whole Donald:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/07/14/think-pinatas-are-cool-wait-till-you-see-the-donald-trump-butt-plug-image/

Thank you!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 07:13 PM

Does the carpet match the drapes? (Actually, I really, really don't want to know).

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Pubic Hair Catches On Fire, So?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 08:04 PM

As reported by FOX

TRUMP CALLS FBI !   CLAIMS DEATH THREAT BY EL CHAPO
bull shit? clever? real threat? political white lie?


(GUZMAN) Two days ago this Mexican drug lord escaped from a Mexican prison through an air conditioned tunnel to his private shower) The last time Guzman escaped was by way of his tunnel to his private bath tub.

Now if this death threat is true or false, Trump still becomes the 1st Republican candidate to get Secret Service and FBI protection teams.

Trump's premature campaign has him in the lead with 19% over Jeb's 17%.

AND what if the contract on Trump proves successful?

Subject: link
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 08:11 PM

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/247715-trump-calls-in-fbi-after-death-threat-from-el-chapos-son

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 08:40 PM

She said, "Gary! I haven't seen you since university! Come here and let me run my hands through your hair like I used to do." while giggling. I said, "Come here and let me put my arms half way around your waist." Fat bitch. (I have NO problem with fat... just with nasty people. The fact that she is a nasty AND fat bitch just kinda worked out eh?)

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 09:59 PM

I misread arms as anus.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 10:56 PM

Trump your cat

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 12:06 AM

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,CS
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 11:17 AM

If only..

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 04:11 PM

Trump's hair? I killed something that looked like that under the kitchen sink a couple of days ago....

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,open mike
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 05:03 PM

Fire! my first thought was similar to "gilly" "Trump's Hair Catches On Fire".

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,cujimmy
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 07:51 PM

there is a place in Leeds which reminds me of the Donald, its called Harehills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PafewatZgvw

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 06:37 PM

And now Trump is swift-boating John McCain and the Republican fans are loving it! He's still #1 in the polls and getting standing ovations.

Man, you just couldn't make this stuff up!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 07:24 PM

My favourite quote of the year.

British comedian Dom Joly Tweeted

"Donald Trump is a C---.      That is all".

Rob Graham tweeted back.

Try adding the word 'complete'.



Ps you have to be careful about using the word as it's illegal in Britain to send certain offensive texts.   I'm not sure about d--- ----

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 08:31 PM

Zipper?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 08:43 PM

Donald's sister? 

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM

Could be!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 09:36 PM

Donald Where's Your Toupee (parody)
Original Andy Stewart (Donald where's your troosers)

He's just come down from his tower so high,
his head's too big and he's full of lies,
and all the lassies shout as he goes by
"Donald where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Stuck to his head with some glue it shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald where's your toupee?"









I think you get the idea

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:37 PM

Andy Stewart Parody cont.

He came to town to steal some ground,
and kick the locals out of town,
but they just laughed and said aloud.
"Donald, where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"

To lie and cheat is his delight,
we know he's wrong, he is not right.
Those Mexicans would get a fright
if they saw him in his toupee

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 11:19 PM

Donald Where's Your Toupee (last verse)

All you out there make it clear,
don't vote for Trump he's insincere.
If you love your freedom dear,
stay clear of Donald's Toupee.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And All the lassies say "hello!
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"
"Donald Where's Your Toouuppeee?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 03:18 AM

It's not a toupee, it's a comb-over.
Either way, it indicates a serious personality defect.
Never trust a man who never learned the value of a decent haircut, and/or who doesn't have the courage to face the fact that he's bald.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 08:16 AM

Oh darn it - no toupee! Toupee or not toupee that was the question. And it turns out to be combover. I 've got the combover blues, from my head down to my shoes... Sorry Mr. Trump. The rumour was false.   I am deeply sorry for getting the facts wrong.   I called him a cheat and a liar, and said he had a Toupee.   I now correct the stuff about the toupee.   It was wrong, wrong, wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 08:28 AM

😜😎

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 05:14 PM

"Trump's Hair Catches On"

Too bad his brain doesn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 05:26 PM

What brain?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 04:50 AM

LOL

Here in the UK we have Cameroon in power and what looks to be turning into, for all the world, a re-run of the Michael Foot episode for opposition.

& You in the US got David Milliband. Can we have him back?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM

Only if you take Jindal, Huckabee, Christie, Perry, Pataki, Cruz, Walker, Bush, Graham & Paul with him.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 10:34 AM

If it's ok by y'all, please take Harper from Canada with my blessings. I will revere your memory and light an eternal flame in your honour.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 01:39 PM

Little things amuse little minds!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 03:33 PM

I'm a bit worried about a Bush catching on! Shame it isn't on fire (only being satirical).   God, as if two of them wasn't bad enough, we could have abother.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 03:37 PM

Oops! Mistyped 'another' came out as abother a 'bother' is probably right though!

Has the world not suffered enough with the Bush's?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 05:37 PM

"What, me worry?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 06:11 PM

L.O.L!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 08:55 PM

I think I mistakingly thought that Trump wore a toupee because of the odd sandy color which clashed with the grey edges - and looked like a rug on a carpet of grey.   He seems to have gone back to a more dignified unified grey now.

However, the total p---- has done it again, Veterans and Mexicans. Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him! I don't get it. Then I probably wouldn't have got Hitler either, he was quite popular as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM

Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him!

Well, them's yer avrage Tea Party interlectyels, Alan. They're mosta 'em
fundagelical "Christians"[sic] inter the bargain.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 10:16 PM

Thanks, I am starting to understand.. Instead of being a sneaky crook with hidden, nasty views. Trump rides the crest of a wave by being an open bigot and making it a virtue. Darn it, this man is cleverer than I thought.   We have a very similar thing with a guy called Nigel Farage of the UKIP. Some Americans would say "Caent Do No Wrong!"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 07:03 AM

Trump is A nasty and dangerous man! Perhaps he will cause Americans to stand back and have a good hard look at themselves, maybe the good people will cease to irrelevant and come out loudly against this boorish and bigoted man.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 08:20 AM

We thought that about Hockey Mom. Yanks sometimes seem slow to learn.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 08:52 AM

What's left to be said after Mama June and Honey Boo Boo?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 05:11 AM

I remember the slogan "In your heart, you know its Bush"
and the rejoinder "In your bush, you know its Hart!"

Now what is Trump's trump card as it were - the campaign slogan, or is that reserved for actual presidential candidates rather than the campaign for the campaign? If you see what I mean.

I am sure the Mudcat could find a germain twist to any cynical rallying cry.