Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Jacqui Secretive Santa Date: 25 Nov 15 - 12:23 PM A staff infection is hard to cure this time of year. Anyway, the elfin lass and the Native American scout have gone off searching for appropriate objects. We shall see how that goes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Hollowfox's Secret Santa Date: 25 Nov 15 - 10:21 AM At great personal peril I have procured the promiscuous purple polyester peignoir pressie you pleaded for. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Firecat Date: 24 Nov 15 - 05:03 PM Sarah, I seem to have a silent Santa too. *hugs* Maybe they're getting our pressies ready before they want to talk to us! |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Nov 15 - 05:00 PM Thank you Santa - you are a star. I know how difficult it is to get good staff - the Mummers Play at the Getaway will attest tot that! |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Jacqui's Somewhat Sorry Secretive Santa Date: 24 Nov 15 - 02:46 PM Dear Jacqui, Taunto and your territory's elf were sent to a meeting room to work this out amongst themselves, each bringing their assembled goodies. Taunto is actually offering her a pipe and it looks like she's accepting it. It looks from here that something is being worked out. Let us certainly hope so, but they're still in discussion, so we shall see. I had left this matter to the Regional Supervisor, and he is in a bit of hot water over this, which can be twice as bad when you're at the North Pole. Please excuse our organizational mistake, Jacqui. This might even work out in your favor if there's no duplication in their bags. Thank you for your patience, Your Secretive Santa |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Sarah the flute Date: 24 Nov 15 - 02:40 PM HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL still no Santa ...sniff |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 23 Nov 15 - 08:06 PM thankyou, Santa & elves & super speedy reindeer |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's sizzling Secret Santa Date: 23 Nov 15 - 12:44 PM Those elves have been working overtime this week, even though there is no pay for it. I guess they just wanted to make sure that your were gifties were ready to go as quickly as possible. Anyway, they are ready for dispatch and will be heading out the door today. Rudolph assures me that there is plenty of time for delivery before Christmas Day. I hope so, otherwise reindeer steaks may be on the menu for Boxing Day! |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Nov 15 - 11:14 AM Oooooh! Fighting between Taunto and the Elf. That's enough of that. I'm sure Santa would be very upset in the Season of Goodwill, even between elves and the like. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Severn Date: 22 Nov 15 - 04:45 PM I suppose the Arctic is getting a little runny and incontinent. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,rapparee's secret santa's elf. Date: 22 Nov 15 - 02:09 PM As if I didn't have enough to do Santa has gone off on travels and left me to get some gifts together and get them sent off. In time for Christmas. So on with the winter warmers and off I go. Have not fear,something will be with you ,soon. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Sarah the flute Date: 22 Nov 15 - 01:12 PM I appear to have a silent santa sniff or no santa at all and I am trying so hard to be good sniff sniff |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,The SESSS Date: 21 Nov 15 - 05:56 PM Just dwelling with the pond life for a while and digging deep for ideas What continent do I dwell in? - well that's a stupid question the North Pole has always been in the Arctic although according to reports in the science world we may be flipping over in the next 100 000 000 years or so - better get a sun hat and glasses then. Ah The SESSS - they seek it here they seek it there who knows the true identity just be good and all will be revealed (within reason) |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Severn Date: 21 Nov 15 - 03:49 PM No messages from anyone in the SESSS Pool in awhile. Drop me a line, straight or otherwise, so we can adjust to a juiced-up joust of jests in jester little while...... Hash & McGhee have been checking with all the local wee folk and wildlife and you haven't been seen, either, nor have any over-sibulant hissing been heard, but of course, that might just mean you're good at what you're doing.... So where are you and on what continent do you originate? |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Jaqui's Enraged She-Elf on the shelf Date: 21 Nov 15 - 02:44 PM Enough of this rhyming! Just because I have been recently attached to the Northeast USA sector after serving Santa well in several other countries in what was supposed to be a promotion based on merit, I get told by Santa defer to this American Red Indian in Jaqui's special case, because he knows the the territory better than I do? The case is under review, citing several kinds of prejudice (sex, race, rank, time in service), while both of us are working on the job so that neither one of us falls behind and leaves you without a gift. And here he is writing you poetry, when it was I who told him that that just by putting "um" after every word in the last line in a poem doesn't make it rhyme. I'll makum him quakeum before I'm through with him! |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Anne Lister Date: 21 Nov 15 - 01:33 PM Gosh, thank you, Santa - that's almost like my pile of works to be read, although luckily most aren't in Cyrillic. I think Rudolph might have been taking typing lessons from one of our cats. I'm very impressed! And looking forward enormously to whenever the anrhegion can be delivered. I'll make sure we have a drop or two of the good stuff waiting for you (in this case, Penderyn whiskey). Unless you prefer the Merlyn? |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Anne Lister's Abstruse Leprechaun Date: 20 Nov 15 - 01:31 PM To encapsulate the international intentions of this endeavour, you may require some form of translation device for my communications. Or in simple terms, the Grumpy Old Git (GOG) has been trying to learn as many languages as possible, and has decided to read the huge pile of unwanted dictionaries, phrasebooks and thesauruses (thesauri?) that modern younguns have no use for. Dyma ni eto. Mae'n amser hwnnw unwaith eto ar gyfer anrhegion a hwyl. Ваш Секретный Санта начал охоту за совершенных элементов. Ole na ole mbụ e họrọ. Aktar se jkun jinstab fil-jiem u ġimgħat li ġejjin. Ntxiv kev sib txuas lus yuav ua raws li nrog tshiab. And a message from Rudolph - i cmakryhlahflurhlgiabrlihargliarbglaihgvlz . or;ajerioguharl alhf a;uroialbrglarhgla ;oirhgujarlivbz lfks;ong;sot He's not the brightest reindeer... |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 19 Nov 15 - 04:43 PM ooohh!! I have very busy Santa!! how did you know we are facing a very hot day, Santa? we're heading for 41C which is 105.8 in the old numbers sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's Sizzling Secret Santa Date: 19 Nov 15 - 03:54 PM Bonjour mon petit. The elves are working their wee little fingers to the bone to get your gifties ready for delivery. I told them 'drop everything else and do this job tout suite.' Of course, it would have been better if they hadn't literally dropped everything. The mess on the workshop floor took a while to clear up and some of those stains still haven't come out. We've noted your likes and dislikes and hope that the finished items will suit you down to the ground. Hopefully nothing will upset the customs officials down under and Rudolph assures us that there is still time to get the package to you before Christmas Day. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Taunto, Jaqui's Native American Santa Scout Date: 18 Nov 15 - 03:56 PM Trying to find a gift for Jacqui Lots of fun, but not too tacky. I'm no elf impersonation. Accept me without reservation. Santa gave me a special mission To fulfill your Christmas wishin' It's too big for someone smaller No matter how that elf might holler. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,(guest) Severn Date: 18 Nov 15 - 12:13 PM I won't Question your Marksist tendencies and you bet your "S" that you gotta quit Stallin' and drop dome more clues. I hate to be Russian you, but December lurks in the near future Here's a question, though. Have I ever met you in person? |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Jacqui's Slightly Peeved Regional Elf. Date: 17 Nov 15 - 08:26 PM Taunto is being sent about In my place,to you to scout you out. If you prefer, you'll get an elf. You can decide for your self. Who knows why that Bearded Fool's Bypassing the union rules. Why insert him in the plot? What's so special that YOU'VE got? |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Guest, the Veritable Venerable Santa for Vec Date: 17 Nov 15 - 05:47 PM Just to let you know, my dear, that matters are under way. A senior elf has been instructed to choose the gift, or gifts, for your Yule package. A junior elf has been instructed to check your behaviour record, although I gather there have been no incidents to cause concern up until now, at least. All is entirely as it should be and we anticipate no problems with a timely delivery. That's if I can get Rudolph and the others out of the clover patch. Your Santa. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,The SESSS Date: 17 Nov 15 - 05:08 PM SSSorry SSSevern I forgot an S |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Un-affiliated eye-twinkling Santa Date: 16 Nov 15 - 06:59 PM I know some secrets! And I have a list I'M CHECKING TWICE. It includes some people who could use a card this season. Watch your PMs for a list of names, and if you'd like any of the addresses that go with the names, then reply to the PM and say so. And if you are just following along with this seasonal nonsense and want to participate in card sending, contact the thread's OP sender for more information. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,The SESS Date: 16 Nov 15 - 06:38 PM Questions ????????????????????????????????????????? There you go ...is that enough for you? A Santa always delivers what's requested on the agenda (within reason) |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: Severn Date: 16 Nov 15 - 04:33 PM I hope it doesn't suck, SESSS. Actually, I have never had a bad or boring Secret Santa gift in all the years I've done this. None of those "Happy Returns Of The Day". Everything worked, fit or didn't duplicate anything I had. Your predecessors have set the bar mighty high. You've got a lot to live up to to be sucSESSful..... But Mudcatter Santas never disappoint on their appointed rounds. As in previous years, I have my house Brownies, Hash and McGhee, on the lookout for any elfin scouts snooping around my townshack. Not much gets past them..... Any questions? |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Nov 15 - 04:33 PM Yippee! I've got a Santa!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST, Taunto, Jaqui's Santa's Faithful American A Date: 15 Nov 15 - 04:27 PM Yule be haunted, taunted and your good name flaunted, and get things you don't know you've always wanted. Santa's near. Be in fear. Be aware, but yet undaunted. |
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Severn's ever so secret santa Date: 14 Nov 15 - 08:11 PM I'll second that to Severn Stand by for a pun filled few weeks The SESSS |
Subject: BS: Secret Santa Taunting, 2015 edition From: GUEST,Hollowfox's Secret Santa Date: 14 Nov 15 - 09:55 AM Let me be the first. You shall get all that you deserve. Perhaps more, perhaps less. -- Fortune Cookie |